Triptych: Part I
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Auragongal
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I loved Heinkel's line in the last panel.
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Kazokuhouou
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I think he'd side with Millenium. One...well, SCIENCE! And two: Linkara would fight the vampires.Phasma wrote:So would Doctor Insano fight Millenium, or join them and end up in some sort of subtexty mad-science race with Dok?Kazokuhouou wrote:LOVELY SPAM! WONDERFUL SPAM! *reports*
Funny, thinking of Patton makes me think of Kickassia, and...well, the people of Channel Awesome vs. Vampires does sound awesome.
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To fic or not to fic...that is the question...Athos wrote:That reminds me: Patton would make a great adversary for the Major since he also loved war so much. If anyone could motivate grunts to fight ghouls, it'd be Patton.flyboy254 wrote:Snoopy...you magnificent bastard I read your comics!
Vampires can be exceedingly charming when they need to be. They will joke, cajole and flatter, and just when you think, "vampires aren't so bad," you've got a pair of fangs buried in your neck.
For those who still insist on treating vampirism as a romantic existence, consider the suicide note left behind by Jacob Drexel, member of a prominent Philadelphia family who was transformed in 1937. After Drexel leaped off the City Hall tower one snowy night, a suicide note was found that closed with the following lines: "I have been living in constant torment over the unspeakable acts I have committed, and yet I am powerless to stop committing them. May God forgive me."
- Dr. Hugo Pecos, FVZA Director Emeritus
For those who still insist on treating vampirism as a romantic existence, consider the suicide note left behind by Jacob Drexel, member of a prominent Philadelphia family who was transformed in 1937. After Drexel leaped off the City Hall tower one snowy night, a suicide note was found that closed with the following lines: "I have been living in constant torment over the unspeakable acts I have committed, and yet I am powerless to stop committing them. May God forgive me."
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Patoon would wipe the floor with Major on strategy, though. Patton was a match for Rommel, the best the Germans had, and even they acknowledged his superior tactical mind. The Major's main strength are his troops and his reckless dedication. He pays little attention to strategy and instead focuses on destruction. Patton would be able to corral him given the proper resources and prep time.
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Heh, sorry Rico, in war, your the same as everyone else!
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So what you're saying is that Patton's the Batman of the US Army.Xuanwu wrote:Patoon would wipe the floor with Major on strategy, though. Patton was a match for Rommel, the best the Germans had, and even they acknowledged his superior tactical mind. The Major's main strength are his troops and his reckless dedication. He pays little attention to strategy and instead focuses on destruction. Patton would be able to corral him given the proper resources and prep time.
Vampires can be exceedingly charming when they need to be. They will joke, cajole and flatter, and just when you think, "vampires aren't so bad," you've got a pair of fangs buried in your neck.
For those who still insist on treating vampirism as a romantic existence, consider the suicide note left behind by Jacob Drexel, member of a prominent Philadelphia family who was transformed in 1937. After Drexel leaped off the City Hall tower one snowy night, a suicide note was found that closed with the following lines: "I have been living in constant torment over the unspeakable acts I have committed, and yet I am powerless to stop committing them. May God forgive me."
- Dr. Hugo Pecos, FVZA Director Emeritus
For those who still insist on treating vampirism as a romantic existence, consider the suicide note left behind by Jacob Drexel, member of a prominent Philadelphia family who was transformed in 1937. After Drexel leaped off the City Hall tower one snowy night, a suicide note was found that closed with the following lines: "I have been living in constant torment over the unspeakable acts I have committed, and yet I am powerless to stop committing them. May God forgive me."
- Dr. Hugo Pecos, FVZA Director Emeritus
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I'd love to see a revived Patton and his pearl Ivory-handled pistols walk all over the Major. Or maybe just ride him down on a robotic horse with a ridiculously large sword. The man did get his start in the cavalry, after all.
I see Annie (more likely, Daddy Warbucks) turning Patton into a sort of early-model Robocop. A Space Marine Dreadnought might be a better analogy since having Patton running loose between wars isn't the best idea, and not just because he loved war.
I see Annie (more likely, Daddy Warbucks) turning Patton into a sort of early-model Robocop. A Space Marine Dreadnought might be a better analogy since having Patton running loose between wars isn't the best idea, and not just because he loved war.
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Basically. The only fight he couldn't win was politics, which is why he was so underutilized. He was a staunch anti-Communist, so the press pilloried him every time he predicted that Russia would be our enemy when WWII was over (he was, of course, proven right).flyboy254 wrote:So what you're saying is that Patton's the Batman of the US Army.
I like the vibe between the two. I always wondered if Enrico might have developed a crush on Heinkel or Yumiko as a kid or if he was so messed up he never thought of stuff like that. (Or maybe he did get a crush on Heinkel, found out about her "condition," and took that as a sign not to repeat the experience.)
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HOLY CRAP! HEINKEL JUST BUSTED A GHOUL'S HEAD OPEN WITH A PUNCH!
Vampires can be exceedingly charming when they need to be. They will joke, cajole and flatter, and just when you think, "vampires aren't so bad," you've got a pair of fangs buried in your neck.
For those who still insist on treating vampirism as a romantic existence, consider the suicide note left behind by Jacob Drexel, member of a prominent Philadelphia family who was transformed in 1937. After Drexel leaped off the City Hall tower one snowy night, a suicide note was found that closed with the following lines: "I have been living in constant torment over the unspeakable acts I have committed, and yet I am powerless to stop committing them. May God forgive me."
- Dr. Hugo Pecos, FVZA Director Emeritus
For those who still insist on treating vampirism as a romantic existence, consider the suicide note left behind by Jacob Drexel, member of a prominent Philadelphia family who was transformed in 1937. After Drexel leaped off the City Hall tower one snowy night, a suicide note was found that closed with the following lines: "I have been living in constant torment over the unspeakable acts I have committed, and yet I am powerless to stop committing them. May God forgive me."
- Dr. Hugo Pecos, FVZA Director Emeritus
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And now I just got the image of heinkel saying "Shoryuken" stuck in my head.flyboy254 wrote:HOLY CRAP! HEINKEL JUST BUSTED A GHOUL'S HEAD OPEN WITH A PUNCH!
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Wow, great job on Enrico's face in this one.
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Heinkel! NOOOOOOOOO! Enrico, if you end up in Hell, you better suffer Loki's punishment for not shedding any tears if Hein's really dead! While the leader of Millenium has to suffer along side you with an iron poker up his ass and his balls made into Rocky Mountain Oysters for all eternity!
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Wow, Catholic spam! Is this a sign?
Vampires can be exceedingly charming when they need to be. They will joke, cajole and flatter, and just when you think, "vampires aren't so bad," you've got a pair of fangs buried in your neck.
For those who still insist on treating vampirism as a romantic existence, consider the suicide note left behind by Jacob Drexel, member of a prominent Philadelphia family who was transformed in 1937. After Drexel leaped off the City Hall tower one snowy night, a suicide note was found that closed with the following lines: "I have been living in constant torment over the unspeakable acts I have committed, and yet I am powerless to stop committing them. May God forgive me."
- Dr. Hugo Pecos, FVZA Director Emeritus
For those who still insist on treating vampirism as a romantic existence, consider the suicide note left behind by Jacob Drexel, member of a prominent Philadelphia family who was transformed in 1937. After Drexel leaped off the City Hall tower one snowy night, a suicide note was found that closed with the following lines: "I have been living in constant torment over the unspeakable acts I have committed, and yet I am powerless to stop committing them. May God forgive me."
- Dr. Hugo Pecos, FVZA Director Emeritus
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Yeah, even Catholics have Spambots.flyboy254 wrote:Wow, Catholic spam! Is this a sign?
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Worse thing about Catholic spam bots: you can't kill them with holy water. Darn it.
Unfortunately for Heinkel, since these ghouls are from Alucard, they draw their power from Hirano's early H-doujin works. At least they won't kill her...
Unfortunately for Heinkel, since these ghouls are from Alucard, they draw their power from Hirano's early H-doujin works. At least they won't kill her...
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(reads latest strip)Xuanwu wrote:Worse thing about Catholic spam bots: you can't kill them with holy water. Darn it.
Unfortunately for Heinkel, since these ghouls are from Alucard, they draw their power from Hirano's early H-doujin works. At least they won't kill her...
Okay, now I'm scared!
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Bloody Cartholic Spambots. I'm glad I'm Methodist.
Also, is it bad that I started hearing the theme to Gerudo Valley when Integra showed up?
Also, is it bad that I started hearing the theme to Gerudo Valley when Integra showed up?
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Let's see...
1. Seras eats Enrico.
2. Integra shoots/stabs him.
3. Enrico kills himself over what happened to Heinkel.
4. Anderson kills Enrico.
5. Yumie pops out of nowhere and kills Enrico.
6. Tim goes Dios and kills Enrico.
How do you think he's gonna get it?
1. Seras eats Enrico.
2. Integra shoots/stabs him.
3. Enrico kills himself over what happened to Heinkel.
4. Anderson kills Enrico.
5. Yumie pops out of nowhere and kills Enrico.
6. Tim goes Dios and kills Enrico.
How do you think he's gonna get it?
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I vote six. Just for the last little heartbreak for Enrico, to have his protege turn on him.
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*sings spam song*
How I think Enrico is getting offed:
Iron boot to the head
Beaten to a bloody pulp by an angry mob
Amazons
Dewi the Welsh Red Dragon pops in and eats him.(Celtic/Welsh deities FTW)
Someone flips him off and lasers shoot from the fingers, to his brain
Winged Cheetahpus gets him
How I think Enrico is getting offed:
Iron boot to the head
Beaten to a bloody pulp by an angry mob
Amazons
Dewi the Welsh Red Dragon pops in and eats him.(Celtic/Welsh deities FTW)
Someone flips him off and lasers shoot from the fingers, to his brain
Winged Cheetahpus gets him