Crispin Freeman Battle Royale

[Xuanwu]

An idea I've been mulling over: if you took ALL of the anime characters voiced by Crispin Freeman, put them in a big arena (complete with their usual accessories, such as vehicles and weapons), and made them duke it out, who do you think would win? How would the fight play out?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crispin_Freeman

The first to die would be nearly all of the normal human characters without fighting abilities, such as Hibiki Amawa, Kousei, and Hideki. The "good" characters with fighting abilities - Togusa, Amon, Touga, Holland, Tylor - would likely try banding together, with Joker as their strategist. Their biggest threat would be the psycho evil characters Freeman has voiced, as they'd go after the normal humans first since they're easy prey. Alan Gabriel with Big Duo vs. Holland would be fun to watch. And since misunderstandings do happen, you'd see things like Tylor's ship vs. that of Alex Rowe's (Last Exile).

However, normal weapons only go so far and I see most of the normal humans being wiped out by Rosiel (Angel Sanctuary). Freeman's more super characters would be the ones able to fight someone like that, like the two Digimon kids (Kouichi from Frontier and Thomas from Savers), Zelgadis, and, of course, Alucard. Freeman's other major powerful character, Itachi, would likely be picking people off in the background, like Straight Cougar and Amakusa Shogo - I can't see Itachi attacking anyone who isn't a "real threat."

In the end, it's a one-on-one battle of Alucard vs. Itachi, Freeman's two most powerful characters. Unless Itachi has enough strength to whip out his most powerful Mary Sue-ish moves (Susanoo), Alucard wins and feasts on the blood of all.

One exception: if Kyon is allowed to have Haruhi at his side, he'd win by default thanks to god.

[Shadowfax272]

Alucard wins, eats everyone else, eats the organisers, steals a helicopter, flies back to England, sees a battleship 'Adler' on the way and runs over Rip with it.

[BigKwell]

So far, I haven't seen anything about Zelgadis Greywords (from Slayers).

[Xuanwu]

I mentioned him in there.

Freeman's more super characters would be the ones able to fight someone like that, like the two Digimon kids (Kouichi from Frontier and Thomas from Savers), Zelgadis, and, of course, Alucard.

[BigKwell]

I wonder how Togasa (Ghost in the Shell: SAC) would fare against Kamekura (Tenchi Muyo! Ryo-Ohki) or Sho (Fencer of Minerva)?