by Tim Broderick on Tue May 29, 2001 5:42 am
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Screwball McGoo [gDC]:
<B>Hey, guys, let's give Tim a hand for his amazing secret! Heck, why don't we all just hold our applause. There! That's the sound of one hand clapping.</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>ROFL!<P>But thanks guys, I really appreciate the support and comments.<P>This is a true story:<P>Back in 1985, when I was working for the Southtown Economist on the night copy desk, we had a big Polish guy named Rich working as the police reporter. Back then, some of the area suburbs were pretty corrupt - with prostitution and drugs around plus a couple of unsolved murders being covered up. The cop reporter couldn't be a shrinking violet.<P>So when Rich walked in one evening shaking his head, we knew something was up. We gathered around him and this was the story he told:<P>An old guy walked into a hardware store (yeah I know, stop the presses), asks to use the washroom and heads back there. The clerk doesn't think much of it until some time passes. He gets a little concerned and goes back to check on the old man. After he finds no one in the washroom, he notices a dull, thumping sound. Doesn't know what it is, so he follows the sound. Gets to the counter where the knives and axes are and what he sees freaks him out pretty good: the old man, holding an axe in his left hand, is chopping off his right hand WITHOUT UTTERING A SOUND.<P>Cops, amulance and all that came. I never knew what happened to that old guy, but a few of us wondered if he'd done something awful with that hand and he'd just gotten to the point where he had to cut it off.<P><P>------------------
Tim Broderick
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