Unending predictions 2: The first oxymoron.

[Nanda]

It seems this week I can't stop drinking tequila or listening to Bowie. Which is a symptom of which, do you think?

Ziggy Stardust

[Yeahduff]

Pretty sure they're both a symptom of the good life.

Kanye West.

[Nanda]

Pretty sure they're both a symptom of the good life.

Holy crap, I'm living the good life!

Thomas Jerome Newton

[Mo]

Today I tried to smuggle Smirnoff Ice into the hospital. Got caught. Oops!

Jack Johnson

[Yeahduff]

A valiant effort. I'll send you a cake with a bottle of Jack baked into it.

Robert Guilluame.

[Nanda]

My mom makes a mean rum sponge cake.

Hunter S. Thompson

[Yeahduff]

Never had that but it sounds fun.

I was thinking the actual bottle filled with whisky would be in the cake, much like a file or a hacksaw.

Tim Robbins.

[Nanda]

Never had that but it sounds fun.

I was thinking the actual bottle filled with whisky would be in the cake, much like a file or a hacksaw.

Tim Robbins.

Yes, that's how I envisioned it, too, but it then reminded me of that amazing cake my mom makes, and all else fell away...

Morgan Freeman

[Mo]

A valiant effort. I'll send you a cake with a bottle of Jack baked into it.

Too late, they let me go home this afternoon! Appreciate the thought though. I am now working on getting nice and buzzed with no fear of nurses.

Headnurse.

[Yeahduff]

Awesome. I got a cake with a bottle of whisky in it to celebrate.

Lindsay Lohan.

[Nanda]

I had a dream about you this morning, yeahduff. We were driving across country in a large van, but I can't remember why. You were giving me your recipe for pot butter.

Jerry Garcia

[Mo]

I had a dream about you this morning, yeahduff. We were driving across country in a large van, but I can't remember why. You were giving me your recipe for pot butter.

Pot butter?

Well, last night I dreamed I went to prison for kidnapping this little girl, of course it turned out I was innocent, but while in prison I met Michael Jackson who was an inmate there and he gave me a haircut.

Janet Jackson

[Yeahduff]

Musta been my mother's recipe.

The only recent Keenspace dream I've had involved being in a car driven by Senshi, which she would quickly crash. Michael Jackson was not there.

Sigmund Freud.

[Nanda]

The children in my saybox are talking excessively about which "Harry Potter" characters would make the best lesbian couple.

William S. Burroughs

[Yeahduff]

Your saybox is so much cooler than Sublet's comments section.

Ryan Schreiber.

[Col]

Your saybox is so much cooler than Sublet's comments section.

Where is that guy anyway?

Sublet

[Yeahduff]

Pretty sure he hates my readers.

*glares at Colin*

Rick Moranis.