Unending predictions 2: The first oxymoron.

[TheSuburbanLetdown]

Soccer mom cure: Fill up your SUV with gas and look at the bill. Once your head explodes, you'll cease to be a soccer mom.

On a serious note, we finally won here in Chicagoland: we have the highest gas prices in the nation.

Harrison Ford

[Yeahduff]

WOOHOO.

*pops some Cristal*

Jay-Z.

[TheSuburbanLetdown]

WOO! WE WON WE WON!

*dumps gas all over coach duff*

Oh shit, that was $70.00! Does that mean the Gatorade is in my gas tank!?

Abner Ravenwood

[Yeahduff]

I'd be such a terrible coach.

I need a cigarette now.

Dave Wanstedt.

[Nanda]

I don't have an SUV. Guess I'm safe afterall.

Lil' Abner

[TheSuburbanLetdown]

I missed my old Jeep all this winter because I got stuck a lot and did a 180 on a busy road. But right now, after it took $60+ to fill my Volvo (last time I got gas, it was still a cheap $3.95), I don't miss it anymore. It got 13 mpg and it fell apart like many American cars, which pains me to say.

I'd be such a terrible coach.

I need a cigarette now.

Dave Wanstedt.

Oh my god, you'd totally suck.

[PortableNuke]

I'm getting to drive my Mom's Focus SVT around for the day since my SE-R is sitting dead. It's a blast to drive, but it's going to hurt when I have to fill the tank with premium.

John Dory?

[TheSuburbanLetdown]

I put regular in my car and the engine got fucked up. I got it fixed and put silver in it again, and it runs better. It made me sad because regular is cheaper. But oh well, not fucking up the engine is cheaper in the long run.

Mr. Bill

[Yeahduff]

Lesbians blow a lot on gas.

Ellen Page.

[TheSuburbanLetdown]

Lesbians gotta get to work, yo.

Kung-Fu Pencougher

[PortableNuke]

There's a lot of carpet in the world, and someone has to lay it.

Jack Black with a better joke?

[TheSuburbanLetdown]

I need to go back to God's outlet store and get a new brain.

Phil Selway

[Yeahduff]

Try god's repair shoppe first. You probably just need a tune-up.

Slippy Toad.

[PortableNuke]

The caffeine needs to kick in.


Kim Cattrall?

[Col]

Hancock was a surprisingly good movie!

Big Willie Weekend

[Yeahduff]

The commercials suggested to me that the first half-hour would be great and then that would be about it.

Also, we have a movie thread, y'know.

And hey, what's up?

Roky Erickson.

[Col]

Oh yeah, I forgot that thread was a movie thread.

Nothing new with me. You? Have I missed anything notable around here?

Ebert

[Yeahduff]

Nah, nothing of note going on here. Tired, as usual.

Robert Van Winkle.

[Man in a suit]

Sorry, I ran over as soon as I was summoned...
but I'm pretty out of shape... soooo... yeah.

Don't smoke while pumping gas. 'Sbad.

Machiavelli

[Yeahduff]

I need to run on some kinda regular basis. This is pathetic.

Michael Johnson.