Unending predictions 2: The first oxymoron.

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Re: Unending predictions 2: The first oxymoron.

Postby TheSuburbanLetdown on Fri May 23, 2008 6:43 am

Soccer mom cure: Fill up your SUV with gas and look at the bill. Once your head explodes, you'll cease to be a soccer mom.

On a serious note, we finally won here in Chicagoland: we have the highest gas prices in the nation.

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Re: Unending predictions 2: The first oxymoron.

Postby Yeahduff on Fri May 23, 2008 7:10 am

WOOHOO.

*pops some Cristal*

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Re: Unending predictions 2: The first oxymoron.

Postby TheSuburbanLetdown on Fri May 23, 2008 7:15 am

WOO! WE WON WE WON!

*dumps gas all over coach duff*

Oh shit, that was $70.00! Does that mean the Gatorade is in my gas tank!?

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Re: Unending predictions 2: The first oxymoron.

Postby Yeahduff on Fri May 23, 2008 7:22 am

I'd be such a terrible coach.

I need a cigarette now.

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Re: Unending predictions 2: The first oxymoron.

Postby Nanda on Fri May 23, 2008 11:25 am

I don't have an SUV. Guess I'm safe afterall.

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Re: Unending predictions 2: The first oxymoron.

Postby TheSuburbanLetdown on Fri May 23, 2008 11:37 am

I missed my old Jeep all this winter because I got stuck a lot and did a 180 on a busy road. But right now, after it took $60+ to fill my Volvo (last time I got gas, it was still a cheap $3.95), I don't miss it anymore. It got 13 mpg and it fell apart like many American cars, which pains me to say.

Yeahduff wrote:I'd be such a terrible coach.

I need a cigarette now.

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Re: Unending predictions 2: The first oxymoron.

Postby PortableNuke on Fri May 23, 2008 4:59 pm

I'm getting to drive my Mom's Focus SVT around for the day since my SE-R is sitting dead. It's a blast to drive, but it's going to hurt when I have to fill the tank with premium.

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Re: Unending predictions 2: The first oxymoron.

Postby TheSuburbanLetdown on Wed May 28, 2008 7:52 am

I put regular in my car and the engine got fucked up. I got it fixed and put silver in it again, and it runs better. It made me sad because regular is cheaper. But oh well, not fucking up the engine is cheaper in the long run.

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Re: Unending predictions 2: The first oxymoron.

Postby Yeahduff on Wed May 28, 2008 7:56 am

Lesbians blow a lot on gas.

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Re: Unending predictions 2: The first oxymoron.

Postby TheSuburbanLetdown on Wed May 28, 2008 7:59 am

Lesbians gotta get to work, yo.

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Re: Unending predictions 2: The first oxymoron.

Postby PortableNuke on Tue Jun 03, 2008 8:28 am

There's a lot of carpet in the world, and someone has to lay it.

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Re: Unending predictions 2: The first oxymoron.

Postby TheSuburbanLetdown on Tue Jun 03, 2008 8:48 am

I need to go back to God's outlet store and get a new brain.

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Re: Unending predictions 2: The first oxymoron.

Postby Yeahduff on Wed Jun 04, 2008 9:09 am

Try god's repair shoppe first. You probably just need a tune-up.

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Re: Unending predictions 2: The first oxymoron.

Postby PortableNuke on Fri Jun 06, 2008 2:28 pm

The caffeine needs to kick in.


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Re: Unending predictions 2: The first oxymoron.

Postby Col on Mon Jul 07, 2008 9:08 am

Hancock was a surprisingly good movie!

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Re: Unending predictions 2: The first oxymoron.

Postby Yeahduff on Mon Jul 07, 2008 11:41 am

The commercials suggested to me that the first half-hour would be great and then that would be about it.

Also, we have a movie thread, y'know.

And hey, what's up?

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Re: Unending predictions 2: The first oxymoron.

Postby Col on Mon Jul 07, 2008 11:59 am

Oh yeah, I forgot that thread was a movie thread.

Nothing new with me. You? Have I missed anything notable around here?

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Re: Unending predictions 2: The first oxymoron.

Postby Yeahduff on Tue Jul 08, 2008 8:24 am

Nah, nothing of note going on here. Tired, as usual.

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Re: Unending predictions 2: The first oxymoron.

Postby Man in a suit on Wed Jul 09, 2008 6:25 pm

Sorry, I ran over as soon as I was summoned...
but I'm pretty out of shape... soooo... yeah.

Don't smoke while pumping gas. 'Sbad.

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Re: Unending predictions 2: The first oxymoron.

Postby Yeahduff on Thu Jul 10, 2008 8:18 am

I need to run on some kinda regular basis. This is pathetic.

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