Unending predictions 2: The first oxymoron.

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Nope. Just you.

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People should be more like me.

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Yeah, then nothing would ever get done.

God I want some ham now. Glazed ham.

And chicken pot pie.

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But cute indie girls everywhere would be appreciated.

As I arose yesterday, I determined the third thing might be chocalote covered raisins.

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Yes, it is.

Thank god for the internet. Sort of:

REN
Yeahhhh. I’ll just relax, and think
pleasant thoughts. Chicken pot pie!
Chocolate-covered raisins! Glazed ham!

Ren drifts around the room.

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Heh…heh…heh… They think I’m CRAZY.
But I know better. It is not *I* who am
crazy. It is I who am MAD! Didn’tcha hear
‘em? Didn’tcha see the CROWDS?

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Oh my beloved ice cream bar… How I love
to lick your creamy center!

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And your oh-so-nutty chocolate covering!
You’re not like the others…you like the
same things I do! Waxed paper… boiled
football leather… dog breath… We’re not
hitchhiking anymore! We’re RIDING!

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Ren and Stimpy?

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Yeah, we made glazed ham this weekend and of course that episode came up. We knew he went on and on about glazed ham and dog breath, but forgot the whole rant.

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Used to quote that scene all the time in jr high. The distinction between craziness and madness struck a chord somehow.

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It a fine line indeed.

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It's not fine enough in my book.

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The poison has left my body. Being allergic to peanuts is stupid.

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I surrender to peanuts.

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Seriously. The only thing that may be worse is an oxygen allergy.

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Peanuts are pretty awesome, but can you imagine being allergic to Led Zeppelin?

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I hate peanuts with the power of 1000 suns.
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yeahduff wrote:Peanuts are pretty awesome, but can you imagine being allergic to Led Zeppelin?
I could live with that.

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Bannable offense.

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Jason Bonham uses Zildjian. It's sacrilege! John was a Paiste man.
Ha ha, I don't really care. But some people do and it's funny to hear them argue about it.

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It's been a while since I've been in a stupid argument on the internet. Wanna start one?

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yeahduff wrote:It's been a while since I've been in a stupid argument on the internet. Wanna start one?

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Aren't we having one now in the Alcoholic thread?

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