Anyone else have a dick roommate?

[Cryabetes]

List of things in the past day-ish he has done that are dick moves:

-hung out with me & (lady)friend and laughed loudly/talked during the entire duration of the dvd we were watching
-drank all but the last of my milk, leaving just enough to get some cereal damp
-took a giant shit in the bathroom, then covered it up with incense that smelled like burning sugar
-broke my shampoo bottle and my shampoo became watered down
-left a porkchop in the trash for several days, after being asked to take it out the day he tossed it (i ended up taking it out)

what should I do about this?

[TheSuburbanLetdown]

Talk to him about it. If that doesn't work, you can do either one of the following:

Don't say anything and let it fester inside you so you can talk about for years and years about how he was a fuckhole. And once he stops being your roommate, ignore him and avoid him all the time, even if you physically have to run away. Don't return calls or emails either.

Or tell him he sucks and why he sucks and that they're not just subjective opinions. Better yet, write an essay with references from other people he knows about how crappy he is.

[Yeahduff]

When is your lease up?

[PortableNuke]

Not particularly. I do have a roommate that didn't understand that once you sign up for online payments they stop sending paper bills out and expect you to remember to pay them.

That's been fun.

[Cryabetes]

July. Seems really far away.

Not particularly. I do have a roommate that didn't understand that once you sign up for online payments they stop sending paper bills out and expect you to remember to pay them.

That's been fun.

I could definitely see that happening with my roommate.
I'll complain harder about him this weekend when I don't have to get ready for work in about negative 3 minutes.