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yeahduff wrote:Aren't you busy sleeping?
I was in bed, but I was certainly not sleeping, unfortunately.

Well, now I'm tired.
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Basically I wasn't looking forward to drawing people talking on the phone, so I was thinking of more expressionist ways to visually explain the scene, and I thought of the Grinch's heart and it's three sizes and all, and then I figured what the hell, I'll just anthropomorphize it. Stupid acid flashbacks.
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Yhea, I hate those things.
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I guess if they're good enough for R. Crumb and G. Clinton, then they're good enough for me.
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Aw... Todays comic made me feel emotions.
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AWWWWWWW, ain't it shweet?

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Haha! The Sneaky Distraction Chest Punch maneuver. Very nice.

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Nanda wrote:Aw... Todays comic made me feel emotions.
Then obviously I'm doing something wrong.
Col wrote:AWWWWWWW, ain't it shweet?
I'll fucking kill you.
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Mary's got pretty good form, that punch could really have hurt. I love it when a girl knows how to throw a punch.

Currect Score:
Mary: 6
Mel: 8

She's still got some catching up to do to make it to my primary fan-boy fantasy girl from 8:1 though.
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orphevs wrote: She's still got some catching up to do to make it to my primary fan-boy fantasy girl from 8:1 though.
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Any closer?

Mary got into a lot of fights in high school, so she got plenty of practice.

Where does Lori show up on the scoreboard? Gotta imagine that panel in her undergarments had to be worth at least a couple points.
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Lori did look quite nice in last year's Keenlace.

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This may suprise some folks, but... current standings:

Lori: 5 (somehow doesn't do it for me, but the scene of her eating snow earned her a point and the scene of her throwing up the horns with wild hair and skimpy undies was worth two point [I usually only like to give out a point per strip, but the fact that the panel was immediately preceeded by her in monastic robes somehow helped])

Mary: 6 (she's so bitter and she doesn't even know it, but at the same time she's a damned awesome person when pushed(that's like +2 or 3), and she throws a good punch, and she's actually quite hot (she may not have Mel's boobies, but there's something about the way her hips are drawn that makes them significantly more appealing to me than any of the other characters') and has got that awesome butterfly tattoo)

Mel: 8 (Cuthbert is awesome, boobies, painfully hot/overdone butterfly tattoo on the back, music knowledge, pigtails (don't ask), and I think she had the coolest keenlace thinger)

If anyone's wondering why the points don't add up, one point is awarded for being female and another point for being a living human character (there's some odd creatures in webcomics). And nope, the above sketch didn't help Mary's standing. Somehow Mary's appeal lies beyond her chest. *a planet explodes because, careless Frat boy I am, I say something besides boobs may determine a girl's worth* Though you totally rock my socks for having done that. High-larry-ous. *bows down to the Duff* Now if you'll excuse me, I have some Downtown Brown microbrew to consume and some work to drown in. Adieu.
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Mel would be flattered. Lori would blush. Mary'd probably put out a cigarette in your eye.
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And we have an extra point awarded to all of our lovely participents. :P *reailzes how much time he's wasted on ranking imaginary girls on how attracted he is to them* Hmm... I suddenly feel a dire need to do something either helpful, meaningful, or both in order to conteract my previous frivolity.
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Heh heh, you perve.
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Now that gaint oaf, on the other hand, has no idea how to throw a proper punch. I think he's big enough that it don't matter though... Gotta appreaciate how the quiet guy shows his mettle by trying to intervene on behalf of his buddy there.

Edit: On a random side note, I just saw a biography of Kafka illustrated by R. Crumb at my school bookstore today. I was so very tempted, but broke-ness stopped me from increasing the size of my already intimidating reading queue.
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Get it. Kafka + Crumb = Win
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This story's going all "Matrix" on us.

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Nah, he's getting all sorts of lucky. That giant fucker's hand lost grip of his shirt, so he's falling backward in the nick of time.
orphevs wrote:Now that gaint oaf, on the other hand, has no idea how to throw a proper punch.
Heh heh, yeah. To be fair, he's pretty drunk, and god knows what else is in his system.
orphevs wrote:Gotta appreaciate how the quiet guy shows his mettle by trying to intervene on behalf of his buddy there.
Yeah, they're a couple of idiots, but they're pretty ballsy, huh?
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Oh, I'm sorry, I thought this was the "Salty" forum. :shifty:
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