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Postby Nate on Sun Oct 29, 2000 3:02 am

Because alot of people are fucking ass idiots.
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Postby Karva on Sun Oct 29, 2000 8:38 am

Why is anime so damn popular?
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Postby Nate on Sun Oct 29, 2000 12:20 pm

Yes, folks--ask the oracle. I am the oracle--I am all seeing and all powerful. Do you have questions in your life you need answered? Are you worried about things you have no control over? Have no fear, The Oracle is here!<P>Ask away, and I will give you the One True Answer to all your questions!
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Postby SuperJoe on Sat Nov 04, 2000 10:42 am

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?<P>------------------
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Postby Nate on Sun Nov 05, 2000 1:04 am

To answer your question, I will use a sexual metaphor. Consider the tootsie pop as a sweet juicy pussy. The tootsie roll center is the orgasm. Now some take a little longer to get to than others. It can take anywhere from a couple minutes to long enough to make yer toungue ache. Or it could never happen at all, like, you get sick of lickin it and just stick yer dick in, shoot yer load, and head on outta there.<P>And to answer your question, it all depends, my friend, on your technique, the peculiarities of the tootsie pop, your patience, and a little bit of luck.<P>So to answer your question, between 15 and 4000.
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Postby Nowhereman on Sun Nov 19, 2000 6:09 am

You know not ALL anime is that bad.....
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Postby Nate on Mon Nov 20, 2000 1:17 am

That's not a question.
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Postby Nowhereman on Mon Nov 20, 2000 6:06 am

Ok ok,why is anime bad?
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Postby Nate on Mon Nov 20, 2000 7:40 am

Anime is not bad.<P>It SUCKS ASS.<P>This is because the artwork is fascist--it all looks exactly the same, and if it doesn't, it ISN'T ANIME.<P>It sucks because of those big dumbass eyes they draw, and the stupid little mouths, and the giant hair, and because EVERY IDIOT THAT PICKS UP A PEN NOWADAYS WANTS TO DO IT.<P>It sucks because I've never read any kind of anime that is remotely funny, or interesting, or even slightly NOT COMPLETELY GAY.<P>It sucks because all it is is an excuse for lonely nerds to jack off to cartoons because they can't handle real porn.<P>It sucks because of Pokemon, and Digimon, and Sailor Moon, and all that STRAIGHT SHIT that people think is cool because they want to be different, when really they're not different at all, they're brainwashed and they've let themselves fall into this evil disgusting trap of derivative cartoon garbage made by the Japanese, the most repressed people on the planet, and all these weirdos identify with the Japanese because they were virgins until they were 22 and they spend their lives pretending that kind of shit is real instead of LIVING!<P>And if you know of any anime that doesn't fit this bill, I will gladly give it a chance.
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Postby Nowhereman on Mon Nov 20, 2000 12:57 pm

I thought exactly what you thought for the longest time. To me it looked all the same, had the same plots, and were just dumb excuses for big robots to fight. Actually, most of it sucks. I saw Akira, it was pretty messed up so I didnt enjoy it. I saw Princess Monoke and that was good. I heard Neon Genesis is good. I cant really force you to take a look at the good stuff, but in the end I still enjoy American Animation a whole lot more.
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