I can't believe people actually went through the embarassment of going through this. The final scene at the end is hilarious though.
"I shall be unfettered by all, to roam across the frontier of my world casting conformity and society to the wayside. I will let my name represent an emancipation from the confines of what others desire me to become or conform. My voice will echo across the lands and times where seekers raise an ear. I am the beginning and the end, the part and the whole."