Tides of Blood

[CelestialImpact]

Wow, the Firefly thread has a lot of replies, but never fear, the TOB thread will never fall!

[ShinyPotato]

@Brian: Remember how we got a hero kill once every 45 seconds for about 10 mins in the begining? And then half of their heros (leto, maiden, blm) got frosties and the other half got crazy hp and we couldnt do shit? Yeahhh DotM's usefulness decreases as a function of time.

I hate the guy who played the warlock for so many reasons. Bottom score? wtf? abomb tower drop in middle? uhhhgg he singlehandedly caused us to lose.

[Eternal Flames]

Yea, in the beginning that was awesome. Our enemies just walked in there and died like a little shit. Pure Ownage. The DotM doesn't usually suck over time, because usually people pool for towers rather than frosties and they don't usually have an inquis.

The cool part about that is that they got so scared of our sexiness, they wasted about 12k gold. Frosties are 3.5K a pop aren't they? We scared the shit out of them, crazy stuff.

TOB shall prevail! FOREVER!!!

[ShinyPotato]

Ahhg it didn't matter that they didn't buy towers because we wasted all of our money on Abombs for middle... its a vicious cycle.

[Eternal Flames]

Wisdom sprouts from your mouth like the Inevitable Death caused from the Stun Squad.

You know I miss the old days when the Cyrpt Lord was here. Sure Pory is an awesome tank, and defender, but the CL raped because he insta-heal-all-my-life-and-some-more-and-you-cant-do-shit-about-it bug skill. Also, impale had a gigantic radius with MASS-easy-to-target-no-preparation-needed stun

Plus, CL's voicetrack was awesome

[ShinyPotato]

I WILL CONSUME THE LIVING AND THE DEAD!

[CelestialImpact]

3/15/06 - THE IDES OF MARCH

Played today without Jeremy. Had Severian on our team, but I sucked badly early game with Leto. Got boated, and died, twice by Pirate, but I made up for it my powerleveling to 18 with a couple of double kills.

Eventually overpowered them.

Notes: Chris' Inquisitor = Tech, Red Bull = The Secks, Brian's BR = Good

[Eternal Flames]

The cool part about the BR is that he's essentially a kamikaze warrior. You run in there, do some damage, get swarmed by heroes and spawns, blow up while taking down 2-3 heroes with you, reincarnate, get your ass out.

The main problem about the BR is that he's one of the slowest heroes in the game and with an even slower attack cooldown, therefore he's garbage without Battle Rage on.

Best way to kill a hero with Battle Rager: Get Boots of Sprinter, period. That thing is SO awesome, it lets you run around and rape heroes no matter how far they run or how much life they have. You put on Battle Rage, attack a hero with middle to low hp and when he starts running click Boots of Sprinter and you don't even need to stun him with Bash to kill him.

Another way is to solo a hero, bring him down to low hp with rage, blow up, reincarnate= GG PWNED

I love it when Jimmy dies to that, it brings a tear to my eye.

[Eternal Flames]

SH rocks....right?

WHO DO I KILL FIRST?

WHO BE MAH NEXT VICTIM?

WE BE JAMMIN'

[CelestialImpact]

So apparently Mauricio is playing Sashi. In a game. At 12:20.

Yeah, he's sucking major p3n15.

[ShinyPotato]

Its mauricio, playing a hero who dies like a bitch if you play him wrong. Tee hee.

[ShinyPotato]

This thread got a popular icon! See how the page wiggles in the index? TOB FOR LIFE!

[CelestialImpact]

Dammit Chris, you're the limiting TOB player! It's 4:37 and you're still not home yet.

In the words of Mauricio:

U235I: les go
U235I: NOW

[ShinyPotato]

true that. gtfi

[Mulciber]

Just finished playing one of the most one side TOB games ever. Kevin was raping (and I do mean raping) with Sashi. My Maiden was kicking ass all over their top expo (seriously, I destroyed a tower within the first 15 minutes of the game).

They sent three heros to try to curb my power. They failed. The warlock would come up to me and cast Red Death. In the meantime, I would pluck yew him. Then he tried to run away, but see, the thing is, IM FASTER THAN HIM. So I would just get ahead of him and Yew him again before he made it to the safety of his base. It was so sweet.

Once I got my frostie, I had nothing to do with my gold. So what do I do? I pool to Kev so he can buy Claws of Attack. He had like 4 of them. It was awesome. I saw a 576 damage critical strike.

We ended up decimating their top and bottom, and then proceeding to smash through their main base.

[CelestialImpact]

3/16/06

Played an uber sashi. 16 kills in 40 minutes, ended up with 5 claws and critted people for 600 a pop. Crazy awesome game, but Jeremy's Inq is teh suck, and Brian's gotta find a new allied hero.

[ShinyPotato]

You know, the leto did almost as well as you and he had 5 rings of regen instead of 5 claws of attack Then again, I was responsible for 4 or 5 of his kills after he left.

Seriously, my inquiz blows. I need to play Leto, Jean, or the Rager or things go very badly for me on allies. Its a good thing that the other team sucked Huge Massive Wang (tm).

[Eternal Flames]

I was sucking because I was exp deprived in the beginning, then I had to go to the bathroom, then our Dad told me to help make dinner, so its not my fault I sucked that game

Also, you guys kept stealing my kills I got like 4 assists that game

[CelestialImpact]

You know, the leto did almost as well as you and he had 5 rings of regen instead of 5 claws of attack Then again, I was responsible for 4 or 5 of his kills after he left.

/Shrug

He and I were in one lane together til Level 10, and there were like 5 kills that I assisted on that could have gone to either of us. He just has to clean up with Bindu while I initiate the hero killing with stunning.

[Mulciber]

I was sucking because I was exp deprived in the beginning, then I had to go to the bathroom, then our Dad told me to help make dinner, so its not my fault I sucked that game

Yeah, I was wondering about that. You were just sitting at our top base for a while, doing nothing.

I got like 3 random kills that game off of Nala or an Accipter. Those things rock. They are like Acolyte Death on Wings.