This became the theme of the cookout, often shortened to just "Zombies with Keycards" or "In case of Zombies with Keycards"sincerely wrote:I don't usually like to quote myself, but since it spawned a rather robust in-joke:
"In case of zombies with keycards... all the doors have manual locks."
Cookout Quote Thread
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I usually do like to quote myself, so i will. I was the reason it became the "theme" of the weekend. But it was entirely sin's comment.rkolter wrote:This became the theme of the cookout, often shortened to just "Zombies with Keycards" or "In case of Zombies with Keycards"sincerely wrote:I don't usually like to quote myself, but since it spawned a rather robust in-joke:
"In case of zombies with keycards... all the doors have manual locks."
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"People who don't care about anything will never understand the people who do." "yeah.. but we won't care."
"Legostar's on the first page of the guide. His opinion is worth more than both of yours."--Yeahduff
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“Where’s Ryan?” –Maria
“Getting his keys, but don’t worry…I’ve got his man-bag.” –Lego
[On the expensive iPhone]
“I’d rather invest that money. …In pornography.” –K-Dawg
“Porn is one of those investments you never lose on.” –Jim North
“It has huge growth potential.” –Derenge
“Ugh… Our room smells like B.O. and booty-tooties.” –Maria
[A cup full of Mountain Dew, Pop-Rocks, and Pixie Stick with a gummy worm on the bottom]
“Oh, my God, it’s so sweet, I think I’m diabetic just from smelling it.” –CBF
[CBF chugs the aforementioned drink]
“I shit you not, you can hear it in his stomach! …Quick, let’s shake him! ” –Ryan
[Clothespins on her fingers]
“Let me touch your genitals with this.” –Nanda to Stinky
[Hogan NEEDS to go in the pool]
“Hey, Hogan, we’re taking a group picture in an hour. Are you sure you want to be sopping wet?” –Sin
“…Yesh. We’ll do the schwim suit edition!” –Hogan
[Dotty survives being kicked in the nuts for the second time that day, and there is applause]
“What are you all clapping for? It’s not like he did a trick.” –Jim North
“We applaud his recovery. His testicles are stronger than ours.” –Ryan
“Says you.” –K-Dawg
“Wanna test hat out?” –Ryan
“Let’s do this thing.” –K-Dawg
[On his Jewish neighborhood]
“It’s like, ‘Oh, my God! A negro! Honey, did you see?’” –K-Dawg
“You’re a character actor.” –Maria
“No, you’re a character actor.” –Ryuko
“You’re mom’s face is a character actor.” –Maria
[Horrible pause filled with shock and sadness]
“My mother was KILLED by a character actor.” –Ryuko
[On disagreement over DBZ with Phact0rri]
“Look, this isn’t the internet. I don’t need to pull out my e-wang and fight to discredit him.” –K-Dawg
[Dancers across the room applaud, Dotty claps, too]
“No, don’t follow them. You don’t know what they could be clapping for. ‘Woo! Fused genitals!’” –K-Dawg
[Watching Batman]
“I don’t like this Joker. Tell him I hate him.” –K-Dawg
“After death, I don’t think I’ll care if I’m eaten. But, I don’t want to be eaten to death.” –Maria
“Getting his keys, but don’t worry…I’ve got his man-bag.” –Lego
[On the expensive iPhone]
“I’d rather invest that money. …In pornography.” –K-Dawg
“Porn is one of those investments you never lose on.” –Jim North
“It has huge growth potential.” –Derenge
“Ugh… Our room smells like B.O. and booty-tooties.” –Maria
[A cup full of Mountain Dew, Pop-Rocks, and Pixie Stick with a gummy worm on the bottom]
“Oh, my God, it’s so sweet, I think I’m diabetic just from smelling it.” –CBF
[CBF chugs the aforementioned drink]
“I shit you not, you can hear it in his stomach! …Quick, let’s shake him! ” –Ryan
[Clothespins on her fingers]
“Let me touch your genitals with this.” –Nanda to Stinky
[Hogan NEEDS to go in the pool]
“Hey, Hogan, we’re taking a group picture in an hour. Are you sure you want to be sopping wet?” –Sin
“…Yesh. We’ll do the schwim suit edition!” –Hogan
[Dotty survives being kicked in the nuts for the second time that day, and there is applause]
“What are you all clapping for? It’s not like he did a trick.” –Jim North
“We applaud his recovery. His testicles are stronger than ours.” –Ryan
“Says you.” –K-Dawg
“Wanna test hat out?” –Ryan
“Let’s do this thing.” –K-Dawg
[On his Jewish neighborhood]
“It’s like, ‘Oh, my God! A negro! Honey, did you see?’” –K-Dawg
“You’re a character actor.” –Maria
“No, you’re a character actor.” –Ryuko
“You’re mom’s face is a character actor.” –Maria
[Horrible pause filled with shock and sadness]
“My mother was KILLED by a character actor.” –Ryuko
[On disagreement over DBZ with Phact0rri]
“Look, this isn’t the internet. I don’t need to pull out my e-wang and fight to discredit him.” –K-Dawg
[Dancers across the room applaud, Dotty claps, too]
“No, don’t follow them. You don’t know what they could be clapping for. ‘Woo! Fused genitals!’” –K-Dawg
[Watching Batman]
“I don’t like this Joker. Tell him I hate him.” –K-Dawg
“After death, I don’t think I’ll care if I’m eaten. But, I don’t want to be eaten to death.” –Maria
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Maria: "What is that? A fig?"
Me: "No, it's a slime monster plushie."
Maria: "I was close with fig..."
So cute... <3
Me: "No, it's a slime monster plushie."
Maria: "I was close with fig..."
So cute... <3
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*Starts putting on armor to defend Nanda's honor from the amorphous ball of light.*Nanda wrote:[In response to Senshi saying that certain things on her purity score didn't "count"]
Nanda: Well then, fuck that, I'm a virgin!
Phactorri(?): Virgin? This coming from the lady with three kids!
Nanda: I have one kid!
kolter: She only looks like she had three kids.
Everyone: OOOOOH!
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*waits patiently for Linkara to clad himself entirely in metal*Linkara wrote:*Starts putting on armor to defend Nanda's honor from the amorphous ball of light.*Nanda wrote:[In response to Senshi saying that certain things on her purity score didn't "count"]
Nanda: Well then, fuck that, I'm a virgin!
Phactorri(?): Virgin? This coming from the lady with three kids!
Nanda: I have one kid!
kolter: She only looks like she had three kids.
Everyone: OOOOOH!
*tasers Linkara*
*floats off*
(she did get even - she blocked me in so that Cortland could kiss me on Sunday)
OH SNAPENanda wrote:[In response to Senshi saying that certain things on her purity score didn't "count"]
Nanda: Well then, fuck that, I'm a virgin!
Phactorri(?): Virgin? This coming from the lady with three kids!
Nanda: I have one kid!
kolter: She only looks like she had three kids.
Everyone: OOOOOH!
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rkolter wrote:*waits patiently for Linkara to clad himself entirely in metal*Linkara wrote:*Starts putting on armor to defend Nanda's honor from the amorphous ball of light.*Nanda wrote:[In response to Senshi saying that certain things on her purity score didn't "count"]
Nanda: Well then, fuck that, I'm a virgin!
Phactorri(?): Virgin? This coming from the lady with three kids!
Nanda: I have one kid!
kolter: She only looks like she had three kids.
Everyone: OOOOOH!
*tasers Linkara*
*floats off*
(she did get even - she blocked me in so that Cortland could kiss me on Sunday)
*Body shudders on the ground, holding a sword up.* Have... at... thee...
*Collapses.*
however, when I put my arm around FadingAura in the car on the way home from dinner (it was Sin, me, fading, and Derenge all squished int he backseat) he flips out.legostargalactica wrote:ONLY I GET TO HOLD HER!Joel Fagin wrote:"Ajoy to behold." - Me watching on the webcam.
Sorry, but I was on a roll and I feel obligated to put at least one of the puns in here.
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and possibly pimpette.. cause that's hawt.