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sincerely wrote:I don't usually like to quote myself, but since it spawned a rather robust in-joke:

"In case of zombies with keycards... all the doors have manual locks."
This became the theme of the cookout, often shortened to just "Zombies with Keycards" or "In case of Zombies with Keycards"
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rkolter wrote:
sincerely wrote:I don't usually like to quote myself, but since it spawned a rather robust in-joke:

"In case of zombies with keycards... all the doors have manual locks."
This became the theme of the cookout, often shortened to just "Zombies with Keycards" or "In case of Zombies with Keycards"
I usually do like to quote myself, so i will. I was the reason it became the "theme" of the weekend. But it was entirely sin's comment.
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“Getting his keys, but don’t worry…I’ve got his man-bag.” –Lego

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“I’d rather invest that money. …In pornography.” –K-Dawg
“Porn is one of those investments you never lose on.” –Jim North
“It has huge growth potential.” –Derenge

“Ugh… Our room smells like B.O. and booty-tooties.” –Maria

[A cup full of Mountain Dew, Pop-Rocks, and Pixie Stick with a gummy worm on the bottom]
“Oh, my God, it’s so sweet, I think I’m diabetic just from smelling it.” –CBF
[CBF chugs the aforementioned drink]
“I shit you not, you can hear it in his stomach! …Quick, let’s shake him! :D” –Ryan

[Clothespins on her fingers]
“Let me touch your genitals with this.” –Nanda to Stinky

[Hogan NEEDS to go in the pool]
“Hey, Hogan, we’re taking a group picture in an hour. Are you sure you want to be sopping wet?” –Sin
“…Yesh. We’ll do the schwim suit edition!” –Hogan

[Dotty survives being kicked in the nuts for the second time that day, and there is applause]
“What are you all clapping for? It’s not like he did a trick.” –Jim North
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“Let’s do this thing.” –K-Dawg

[On his Jewish neighborhood]
“It’s like, ‘Oh, my God! A negro! Honey, did you see?’” –K-Dawg

You’re a character actor.” –Maria
“No, you’re a character actor.” –Ryuko
“You’re mom’s face is a character actor.” –Maria
[Horrible pause filled with shock and sadness]
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[Dancers across the room applaud, Dotty claps, too]
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You're just jealous because you can't get away with speaking in the third person...

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MariaAndMichelle wrote:[Clothespins on her fingers]
“Let me touch your genitals with this.” –Nanda to Stinky
XD I'd forgotten all about that...
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Looking at these quotes...man I'm an ass. :(
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Claude said the same thing when he saw his videos of the expo...



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I'm just happy that nobody remembers the many, horrible things I said while at the event.

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Ohhh now I have to think....not that hard though.

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K-Dawg wrote:Looking at these quotes...man I'm an ass. :(
Well, we thought you were hilarious :D :D
You're just jealous because you can't get away with speaking in the third person...

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K-Dawg wrote:Looking at these quotes...man I'm an ass. :(
Well, we thought you were hilarious :D :D
You're just jealous because you can't get away with speaking in the third person...

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They both said it....creepy.

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Vorticus wrote:
Pimpette wrote:"I've got my hands on two different people's girlfriends at the same time and nobody cares."
-Vorticus
I don't remember saying that or whom I was backrubbing when I did :o
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And I glared to Lego....

See you next year... :twisted:

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Maria: "What is that? A fig?"
Me: "No, it's a slime monster plushie."
Maria: "I was close with fig..."

So cute... <3
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[In response to Senshi saying that certain things on her purity score didn't "count"]
Nanda: Well then, fuck that, I'm a virgin!
Phactorri(?): Virgin? This coming from the lady with three kids!
Nanda: I have one kid!
kolter: She only looks like she had three kids.
Everyone: OOOOOH!
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Nanda wrote:[In response to Senshi saying that certain things on her purity score didn't "count"]
Nanda: Well then, fuck that, I'm a virgin!
Phactorri(?): Virgin? This coming from the lady with three kids!
Nanda: I have one kid!
kolter: She only looks like she had three kids.
Everyone: OOOOOH!
*Starts putting on armor to defend Nanda's honor from the amorphous ball of light.*
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Linkara wrote:
Nanda wrote:[In response to Senshi saying that certain things on her purity score didn't "count"]
Nanda: Well then, fuck that, I'm a virgin!
Phactorri(?): Virgin? This coming from the lady with three kids!
Nanda: I have one kid!
kolter: She only looks like she had three kids.
Everyone: OOOOOH!
*Starts putting on armor to defend Nanda's honor from the amorphous ball of light.*
*waits patiently for Linkara to clad himself entirely in metal*

*tasers Linkara*

*floats off*

(she did get even - she blocked me in so that Cortland could kiss me on Sunday)
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Nanda wrote:[In response to Senshi saying that certain things on her purity score didn't "count"]
Nanda: Well then, fuck that, I'm a virgin!
Phactorri(?): Virgin? This coming from the lady with three kids!
Nanda: I have one kid!
kolter: She only looks like she had three kids.
Everyone: OOOOOH!
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rkolter wrote:
Linkara wrote:
Nanda wrote:[In response to Senshi saying that certain things on her purity score didn't "count"]
Nanda: Well then, fuck that, I'm a virgin!
Phactorri(?): Virgin? This coming from the lady with three kids!
Nanda: I have one kid!
kolter: She only looks like she had three kids.
Everyone: OOOOOH!
*Starts putting on armor to defend Nanda's honor from the amorphous ball of light.*
*waits patiently for Linkara to clad himself entirely in metal*

*tasers Linkara*

*floats off*

(she did get even - she blocked me in so that Cortland could kiss me on Sunday)

*Body shudders on the ground, holding a sword up.* Have... at... thee...

*Collapses.*
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legostargalactica wrote:
Joel Fagin wrote:"Ajoy to behold." - Me watching on the webcam.

Sorry, but I was on a roll and I feel obligated to put at least one of the puns in here.

- Joel Fagin
ONLY I GET TO HOLD HER!

and possibly pimpette.. cause that's hawt.
however, when I put my arm around FadingAura in the car on the way home from dinner (it was Sin, me, fading, and Derenge all squished int he backseat) he flips out. :wink:

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