Cookout Quote Thread
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Cookout Quote Thread
There's too many good things being said to NOT have one of these threads! Here are a couple from just the last few minutes!
Lego: I'm covered in fruit and cake!
Kolter: No warmer face has ever been on my crotch.
Lego: I'm covered in fruit and cake!
Kolter: No warmer face has ever been on my crotch.
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Re: Cookout Quote Thread
Kat North wrote:There's too many good things being said to NOT have one of these threads! Here are a couple from just the last few minutes!
Lego: I'm covered in fruit and cake!
Kolter: No warmer face has ever been on my crotch.

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"Take the fight to Mother Nature herself. You're going DOWN bitch!" -Laemkral
"This is Sparta." -Rock (answering phone)
"He fought the keycard and the keycard won." -Fading Aura (about Legostar)
"Joke's on you. I'm probably impotent! Hahahaha!" -Jim North
"This is natural selection at work right here." -Laemkral
"Between the two of us, we're almost one normal person." -rkolter to Phactorri
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH WHAT THE HELL?!" -Laemkral while being tasered
"/me slaps in the head. I actually did it!" -Phactorri
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At the cookout:
Kolter: "No, there's no way I coulda frenched him his teeth were clenched pretty hard.
Me: "And...you know this how? Is it just me or does his teeth seem whiter..."
On the drive home:
"OH GOD! My voodoo wang!"
Long story short.. after Keon explains cooking Wendy's burgers:
"Good touch... bad touch.... BURGER TOUCH."
"Nope, too bad. Everything you love eventually turns into burgers."
*crossing the border*
"Do you have anything to declare?"
"...Come here a second. I wanna touch you."
*burger touch*
"..you taste better than frozen."
"STOP TURNING ME INTO A BURGER!"
"You won't even be able to hold yourself when you go to the washroom."
"I don't see a problem with that. I can pee anywhere!"
...burger toilet.
*goes into washroom*
*turns a small child into a burger*
*walks to urinal*
*is followed and STARED AT by burger-child until its father notices and drags it away...*
Billboards on the side of the interstate:
*rising from a thick grove of trees*
"CHRIST DIED FOR OUR SINS"
(the trees sinned for making the cross..?)
"ABORTION!
One dead... one wounded."
"GAYS"
("Oh god... it's got... THE GAY. THE EPIDEMIC IS SPREADING!"
*currently*
"oh I know that kid, I'm gonna turn him into a burger."
Kolter: "No, there's no way I coulda frenched him his teeth were clenched pretty hard.
Me: "And...you know this how? Is it just me or does his teeth seem whiter..."
On the drive home:
"OH GOD! My voodoo wang!"
Long story short.. after Keon explains cooking Wendy's burgers:
"Good touch... bad touch.... BURGER TOUCH."
"Nope, too bad. Everything you love eventually turns into burgers."
*crossing the border*
"Do you have anything to declare?"
"...Come here a second. I wanna touch you."
*burger touch*
"..you taste better than frozen."
"STOP TURNING ME INTO A BURGER!"
"You won't even be able to hold yourself when you go to the washroom."
"I don't see a problem with that. I can pee anywhere!"
...burger toilet.
*goes into washroom*
*turns a small child into a burger*
*walks to urinal*
*is followed and STARED AT by burger-child until its father notices and drags it away...*
Billboards on the side of the interstate:
*rising from a thick grove of trees*
"CHRIST DIED FOR OUR SINS"
(the trees sinned for making the cross..?)
"ABORTION!
One dead... one wounded."
"GAYS"
("Oh god... it's got... THE GAY. THE EPIDEMIC IS SPREADING!"
*currently*
"oh I know that kid, I'm gonna turn him into a burger."