Cookout Quote Thread

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Cookout Quote Thread

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There's too many good things being said to NOT have one of these threads! Here are a couple from just the last few minutes!

Lego: I'm covered in fruit and cake!

Kolter: No warmer face has ever been on my crotch.
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Re: Cookout Quote Thread

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Kat North wrote:There's too many good things being said to NOT have one of these threads! Here are a couple from just the last few minutes!

Lego: I'm covered in fruit and cake!

Kolter: No warmer face has ever been on my crotch.

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Jim: "Luigi is gay and wants to eat your family!"

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"My pillow was too fluffy" -Phactorri

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"He fought the keycard and the keycard won." -Fading Aura (about Legostar)

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"This is natural selection at work right here." -Laemkral

"Between the two of us, we're almost one normal person." -rkolter to Phactorri

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH WHAT THE HELL?!" -Laemkral while being tasered

"/me slaps in the head. I actually did it!" -Phactorri

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"Everything's better with wang"

"Hey Dotty... your new name is T-wang"

"that makes Twang"

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Senshi: "Don't look at me!" and "There's children looking at me!"

M&M: "You're like a vibrating flesh pillow!"
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Vort: My hands have never this busy.


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Random CGer: "You see, that's why Batman's a hero. He saved that man's groin!"
Dotty: "I wished he'd have saved mine!!"
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"Ah, this tastes like shit, but it's sooooo good!" -rkolter

"How could you? I am two women!" -Jim North

"It's on." -K-Dawg

"You don't have to eat it. You just hav to suck on it for thirty seconds." -rkolter

"Do a barrel roll!" -EVERYONE

"I wish Batman would save my genitals." -Tdot (Awww, beaten by two minutes)

"He used tongue!" -Fading Aura (after being kissed by Laemkral)
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You know what, just about EVERYONE said "Do a barrel roll!" at one point or another.


And FA is a fucking liar!! I didn't use tongue! :evil:


Much... :shifty:
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Laemkral wrote:You know what, just about EVERYONE said "Do a barrel roll!" at one point or another.
Sin started it, though.
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"Wow! Yah, those are Doulbe-D's" -RKolter

"F@#*ing Rape-frog!" - K-Dawg

Sin: "Vort, Your car is falling apart."
Vort: "Yah, it dose that sometimes."

Sin:"Wow, is that your only non-Hawaiian shirt?"
Vort: "No, I also own a suite."

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Linkara wrote:
Laemkral wrote:You know what, just about EVERYONE said "Do a barrel roll!" at one point or another.
Sin started it, though.
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ivstudios wrote:"Wow! Yah, those are Doulbe-D's" -RKolter

"F@#*ing Rape-frog!" - K-Dawg

Sin: "Vort, Your car is falling apart."
Vort: "Yah, it dose that sometimes."

Sin:"Wow, is that your only non-Hawaiian shirt?"
Vort: "No, I also own a suite."

"If you live in Gotham City and your name sounds like ANYTHING, you are a villain." Laemkral (I think)
Yeah, I said the last one.

"You're the only one who screamed, and yet you're the one protecting our nation. We're screwed." -Ryan after tazering Rock, Dave, and myself.
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Senshi: "Y'know, Jim doesn't say much, but when he does, it's genius!" :D
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At the cookout:

Kolter: "No, there's no way I coulda frenched him his teeth were clenched pretty hard.

Me: "And...you know this how? Is it just me or does his teeth seem whiter..."

On the drive home:

"OH GOD! My voodoo wang!"


Long story short.. after Keon explains cooking Wendy's burgers:

"Good touch... bad touch.... BURGER TOUCH."

"Nope, too bad. Everything you love eventually turns into burgers."

*crossing the border*
"Do you have anything to declare?"
"...Come here a second. I wanna touch you."
*burger touch*
"..you taste better than frozen."

"STOP TURNING ME INTO A BURGER!"

"You won't even be able to hold yourself when you go to the washroom."
"I don't see a problem with that. I can pee anywhere!"


...burger toilet.


*goes into washroom*
*turns a small child into a burger*
*walks to urinal*
*is followed and STARED AT by burger-child until its father notices and drags it away...*


Billboards on the side of the interstate:

*rising from a thick grove of trees*
"CHRIST DIED FOR OUR SINS"
(the trees sinned for making the cross..?)

"ABORTION!
One dead... one wounded."

"GAYS"
("Oh god... it's got... THE GAY. THE EPIDEMIC IS SPREADING!"


*currently*
"oh I know that kid, I'm gonna turn him into a burger."

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Nanda: Yeah, I know what an uncircumcised penis looks like, but I can't figure out how to draw it!

Stinky: Wait a sec... *Starts rifling around in pants pocket*


And if I remember correctly...

Stinky: Hi.
Dotty: Oh my god, Stinky said "Hi!" That is so going on the quote list!
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Kolter: "I have to get the taste of Cortland out of my mouth! I think it's 'cause I licked his beard."
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