Drag Night at CN

[Pimpette]

You'll be a tough one, Pimpette. Very tough. I’ve got something in store for Tynan, C.J., and now Spunky too . . . but you. Ooooh, you. It’s not like I can adequately threaten to prevent you from imbibing or anything. I’m currently stumped as far as you’re concerned . . .

Anyway, a mastectomy is a surgical procedure to remove a breast (and I don't mean the chicken kind).

Hmm. Well then I fear I must withdraw my willingness to join you. I like my boobies. They're squishy and without them I think I would look sort of odd.

[VileTerror]

But . . . the plan wasn't to remove your breasts. It was being offered to Spunky as an alternative to binding hers for Drag Night.

[Pimpette]

Ohhh, I see.

*fails to come up with a witty comment*


*goes off in search of food*

[Mon Ami]

. . .

You'll be a tough one, Pimpette. Very tough. I’ve got something in store for Tynan, C.J., and now Spunky too . . . but you. Ooooh, you. It’s not like I can adequately threaten to prevent you from imbibing or anything. I’m currently stumped as far as you’re concerned . . .

Anyway, a mastectomy is a surgical procedure to remove a breast (and I don't mean the chicken kind). But like I said, I'm no doctor. So I'd just find the nearest implement which would enable me to remove that soft tissue and perform the operation to the best of my limited abilities.
SURE there'd be legal ramifications, but the beauty of living without fear is you just go with the flow of things.

Oh, um . . . I’m not saying I’d particularly ENJOY prison or getting the shit beaten out of me, but it’s not like I’m not expecting it.



Actually, I should rephrase part of that. It's not that I live without fear. It's that I've lived with constant fear long enough that it's become more of a security blanket, rather than a debilitating neurosis or somesuch.

Careful Vile, I have mucho ducktape and all the disney magic to have you watching for hours.

[VileTerror]

Duct tape.

Unless you really do have tape made from ducks.



Stiiillllll . . . hmm, thanks! You just gave me another idea!

[Mon Ami]

Duct tape.

Unless you really do have tape made from ducks.



Stiiillllll . . . hmm, thanks! You just gave me another idea!

-Laughs- Thanks for the spelling lesson

[VileTerror]

Ya. Just a pet peeve of mine, the whole "duck" "duct" thing.

I mean, do people think about it rationally when they call it "ducktape"? It's not made from ducks, and I don't know anybody who uses it to tape ducks exclusively.
Whereas if you go to some cheap apartment, what is that you are likely to see wrapped around and stuck all over the air ducts?

PERCISELY!

[Mon Ami]

Ya. Just a pet peeve of mine, the whole "duck" "duct" thing.

I mean, do people think about it rationally when they call it "ducktape"? It's not made from ducks, and I don't know anybody who uses it to tape ducks exclusively.
Whereas if you go to some cheap apartment, what is that you are likely to see wrapped around and stuck all over the air ducts?

PERCISELY!

Careful you may pop a blood vessel(sp?) there o-o

[VileTerror]

Wouldn't be the first.

[Mon Ami]

Vile: ''Kay o-o:

I think I may be too short to be a guy.

[VileTerror]

. . . you're kidding, right? Height is meaningless while dressing in drag. There are women over 180 centimetres tall, and there are men shorter than 5 feet. Stop looking for excuses and get to work on your drag outfit!

[Mon Ami]

. . . you're kidding, right? Height is meaningless while dressing in drag. There are women over 180 centimetres tall, and there are men shorter than 5 feet. Stop looking for excuses and get to work on your drag outfit!

-Continues to pull the lions tail.-

But I would have to cut my haaair and everything, I don't know.

[VileTerror]

You know, that lion there might not approve. Well, unless it's a masochist.

And cutting hair is easier than cutting off breasts! I'll bring some scissors.

[Pimpette]

Now, children. Don't make the Pimpette bring some pimpslappage down on you. Play nice.


and Spunky, don't worry too much about it. It's just a fun thing - no need to do anything hugely drastic to your appearance if you don't want to. And if the VT scares you, you just come run behind me and I'll poke it with a stick until it behaves.
Poking things with sticks is fun.

[VileTerror]

You're going to be poking me with that stick for a VERY long time.

Oh! Would you accept a proxy in place of me for the poking? How about an adjunct even? I'm rather busy *coughs up a lung due to overabundance of bullshit in that last statement* . . . ugh, and . . . I don't think you wanna waste your time following me around. If you choose to have an alternative poking target, I can just leave him/her/them/it with you to poke at your leisure.

[Pimpette]

When I said "poke it till it behaves," that's more like me saying "poke it till I get bored and wander off to do something else."

And you're not getting out of the stick-poking.
It will happen.
TO YOU!

[CJBurgandy]

Spunky: Don't worry about your hair, if it's too long, just slick it back into a ponytail.

[VileTerror]

I just remembered something!

http://liliane.keenspace.com/

She has ALL KINDS of tips about cross-dressing!

[Mon Ami]

-Grins- My hair is only about one inch in the back and maybe four in the front so no problems about that, I am just razzing Vile ^0^

-Hides behind Pimpette with a stick ready.- o-o

[VileTerror]

You're going to have to try harder to raz me, sorry.

Wait. What the hell IS "razzing" anyway?