demonuncle wrote:rkolter wrote:Let me explain.
If it was in this order, then -
You totalled your mom's car (which is bad).
While you did not have a license (which is worse),
and then bitched that she took your car in return (which seems only fair).
I mean, come on. It's dark humor, but you have to admit, there is some humor to be had here. Everyone needs to laugh at themselves a bit.
I don't find it at all humorous, especially not after explaining it and then having to apologize to everyone for being a jerk due to misinterpreting you... ._.;
Actually, you appologized to everyone for belittling their own problems on this thread, not for misinterpreting me.
I'm sorry if you think I'm laughing at your overall woes; that wasn't my intention. Nor was it to laugh at your mom's injuries.
When I read those three entries, in the order that you wrote them, I immediately cast you as George in Seinfeld:
George: "Well Jerry, now I've really done it. I totalled my mom's car."
Seinfeld: "Wasn't that her only car? Did you even have your license?"
George: "No, I was planning on getting it but I failed the test."
Seinfeld: "So why were you driving your mom's car?"
George: "That's not the point! She took my car. My car!"
Seinfeld: "Well... you did total her car, George. That seems fair."
George: "Well, how am I going to get around?"
Seinfeld: "Same way as before I guess, you didn't have a license to drive."
George: "But that was my car!"
Seinfeld: "But you didn't drive it. Could you even afford the insurance on it?"
George: "That's not the point!"
Seinfeld: "So you're mad that your mother took your car, which you cannot drive, and cannot afford insurance on, because you totalled her car, while driving it without a license?"