Official CG Elections 2007 campaign thread.

Mr.Bob · Post by **Mr.Bob** » Wed Feb 28, 2007 11:40 pm

WHAT???

Who sanctioned these elections?? When I last checked, I was in charge!

I AM THE PRESIDENT! There are to be NO elections!

*sends in riot police to disperse the illegal campaign rallies*

Ahaugen · Post by **Ahaugen** » Wed Feb 28, 2007 11:42 pm

Mr.Bob wrote:WHAT???

Who sanctioned these elections?? When I last checked, I was in charge!

I AM THE PRESIDENT! There are to be NO elections!

*sends in riot police to disperse the illegal campaign rallies*

http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i188/ ... bobbad.swf

Dracomax · Post by **Dracomax** » Wed Feb 28, 2007 11:44 pm

Mr.Bob wrote:WHAT???

Who sanctioned these elections?? When I last checked, I was in charge!

I AM THE PRESIDENT! There are to be NO elections!

*sends in riot police to disperse the illegal campaign rallies*

tree is not intimidated by police. woodsmen, maybe, but not police.

The Mortician · Post by **The Mortician** » Wed Feb 28, 2007 11:53 pm

I would rather go down fighting.

Black Sparrow · Post by **Black Sparrow** » Wed Feb 28, 2007 11:55 pm

Mr.Bob wrote:WHAT???

Who sanctioned these elections?? When I last checked, I was in charge!

I AM THE PRESIDENT! There are to be NO elections!

*sends in riot police to disperse the illegal campaign rallies*

BEHOLD THE POWER OF THE CURRENT PRESIDENT. That is why I will stand by himuntil someone usurps him

CaptainClaude · Post by **CaptainClaude** » Thu Mar 01, 2007 12:01 am

power of imagination, He don't got no riot police!

TRI · Post by **TRI** » Thu Mar 01, 2007 12:03 am

Or so you imagine.

Ahaugen · Post by **Ahaugen** » Thu Mar 01, 2007 12:03 am

the president's powers have become weak!! for if he ware really powerful, he would just laugh at our silly little elections because they would change nothing. but since his powers have been weakened, we're a threat and he must crush us.

LONG LIVE DEMOCRACY!!! DOWN WITH THE BALD TYRANT!!!

LibertyCabbage · Post by **LibertyCabbage** » Thu Mar 01, 2007 12:06 am

How am I supposed to pick a side when nobody's made any unrealistic and highly exaggerated promises yet?

Well, I guess one hand, The Neko is appealing Because I Like Kitties, but Bob also seems like a good choice because He's Probably Going To Update Next Week. Not that there's anything wrong with the other candidates! (Especially tree.)

Ahaugen · Post by **Ahaugen** » Thu Mar 01, 2007 12:09 am

well, right now we're trying to destroy Bob's chances for re-election, after that's done, then the crazy unrealistic promises will come out, like my update development plan where we'll give $25 a month to any comic artist who updates on a regular basis and can keep that schedule

The Mortician · Post by **The Mortician** » Thu Mar 01, 2007 12:19 am

LibertyCabbage wrote:How am I supposed to pick a side when nobody's made any unrealistic and highly exaggerated promises yet?

I promise to keep the zombie population down.

Legendary · Post by **Legendary** » Thu Mar 01, 2007 12:24 am

Black Sparrow wrote:
ahaugen wrote:i can no longer stand by and allow this unfounded pro-Bob propaganda to litter the airwaves

http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i188/ ... cg-ad1.swf
That's cool. You are entitled to your own point of view...

...except when it disagrees with the president's.

I'd totally vote for Mr. Bob if you promised to dunk me into a vat of Black Sparrows.

Garneta · Post by **Garneta** » Thu Mar 01, 2007 12:33 am

rock_dash wrote:Unngh...vote...Nekooooo...

NO! *Slaps Rock back to sense!* You're on our side!!!

dracomax wrote:tree is not intimidated by police. woodsmen, maybe, but not police.

Hi tree...I'm a woodcarver!

Rock_dash · Post by **Rock_dash** » Thu Mar 01, 2007 12:46 am

Kat North wrote:
rock_dash wrote:Unngh...vote...Nekooooo...
NO! *Slaps Rock back to sense!* You're on our side!!!

dracomax wrote:tree is not intimidated by police. woodsmen, maybe, but not police.
Hi tree...I'm a woodcarver!

Ungh...Neko...space...Anarchy...Claude...Party...Posse...

The Neko · Post by **The Neko** » Thu Mar 01, 2007 1:20 am

I can't help but wonder why there would be an Anarchist political candidate, it seems almost counter-intuitive or at least horridly ironic. I mean, really, anarchy is just the complete dismantlement of a government, and having a leader rise inside the political system seems to be the opposite of that ideal. Sounds more like Platformism to me!

And really, if you're a part of the individualist anarchy movement, there's no call for any effort as it appears to involve sitting around, waiting for the state to disappear through attrition.

Brockway · Post by **Brockway** » Thu Mar 01, 2007 1:32 am

I'm surprised that Capital Space hasn't come out of the woodwork yet. Where's Sort, MH, and War gone to?

Also, I would like to know more about this Lit Space. It seems like the party I can really get behind.

Komiyan · Post by **Komiyan** » Thu Mar 01, 2007 1:32 am

Black Sparrow wrote:Hey, my logic is fla... er... I mean, the neutral party kind enough to provide this public service... their logic is flawless!

Oi, I'm not running! Leave me out of this!
I have a far higher calling, and it involves taxing your brains out.

Seriously, there's a brain tax.

The Neko · Post by **The Neko** » Thu Mar 01, 2007 1:42 am

Komiyan wrote:
Black Sparrow wrote:Hey, my logic is fla... er... I mean, the neutral party kind enough to provide this public service... their logic is flawless!
Oi, I'm not running! Leave me out of this!
I have a far higher calling, and it involves taxing your brains out.

Seriously, there's a brain tax.

She's going to lull us all into a false sense of security, and then start running when we least suspect it! THAT'S HER PLAN, FOLKS!

Komiyan · Post by **Komiyan** » Thu Mar 01, 2007 1:50 am

The Neko wrote:
Komiyan wrote:
Black Sparrow wrote:Hey, my logic is fla... er... I mean, the neutral party kind enough to provide this public service... their logic is flawless!
Oi, I'm not running! Leave me out of this!
I have a far higher calling, and it involves taxing your brains out.

Seriously, there's a brain tax.
She's going to lull us all into a false sense of security, and then start running when we least suspect it! THAT'S HER PLAN, FOLKS!

ok then VOTE FOR ME and by me I mean Bob.

Robin Pierce · Post by **Robin Pierce** » Thu Mar 01, 2007 2:18 am

tsk tsk. bribery.

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