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Postby DJMayhem on Thu Mar 01, 2007 7:45 am

this is what i get for not checking the forums :D a whole lot of awesome going on.
You know, i should work on this.
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Postby Jops on Thu Mar 01, 2007 7:52 am

Nanda wrote:I'd like to announce that I WON'T be running for CG President for 2007. So don't vote for me. EVER.


Reverse psycology???
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Postby The Neko on Thu Mar 01, 2007 7:55 am

She's already made buttons for my campaign!
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Postby Noise Monkey on Thu Mar 01, 2007 8:04 am

that just makes it all that much more reversed....er...
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Postby Mr.Bob on Thu Mar 01, 2007 8:32 am

RemusShepherd wrote:Why are the candidates you want to vote for never the ones who run? I'd vote for a Barack Obama / Nervous Spy ticket in a heartbeat. ;)


Augh I hate that guy! He’s been riding on my coat tail for years, copying everything I do. First it was copying my being half Kenyan, then copying my initials, now I hear he’s trying to run for president as well!
With Nervous Spy as his running mate no less! The nerve! The unabashed unoriginality!

I promised Spy that position yesterday!


Anyway, vote to keep me as your president. I promise you nothing because if I don't win I will consider these elections null and void anyway, triple your taxes and jam every station with catdog reruns.
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Postby The Neko on Thu Mar 01, 2007 8:36 am

Mr.Bob wrote:I will jam every station with catdog reruns.


YOU FIEND!
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Postby IVstudios on Thu Mar 01, 2007 8:45 am

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Postby CaptainClaude on Thu Mar 01, 2007 8:47 am

psssst

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Postby Killbert-Robby on Thu Mar 01, 2007 8:51 am

I need a running mate, who's in?
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Postby CaptainClaude on Thu Mar 01, 2007 8:51 am

The Neko wrote:Image

ZOMG!


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Postby The Mortician on Thu Mar 01, 2007 8:55 am

Can't trust that PPP Par---


IV... you do know that the second P in PPP is Party, right?


So You're saying "Primate Party Posse Party"
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Postby Jim North on Thu Mar 01, 2007 8:58 am

The Neko wrote:I mean, really, anarchy is just the complete dismantlement of a government

Of course. And just what do you think we intend to do once we get into office, hmmmmmm?

Noise Monkey wrote:There's a split in the PPP! The Human one is running against the Ugly one! What's the Lazy one to do?

My loyalties to the PPP still remain. Even after AnarchySpace takes the win and we completely deconstruct the system, I shall still remain the Human One in the Posse. While I will not personally vote for the PPP or otherwise give direct political support, I'm still down with that funky sound, clown. In fact, I heartily encourage all AnarchySpace members to vote twice, once for AS and once for the PPP.

AnarchySpace first, of course.

EDIT: Isn't it odd that the GD elections MUST be held in OT?

This is the Renegade Election! Sirrah Bob cannot stop us here! And soon, he shan't be able to stop us . . . anywhere!
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Postby CaptainClaude on Thu Mar 01, 2007 8:58 am

The Mortician wrote:Can't trust that PPP Par---


IV... you do know that the second P in PPP is Party, right?


So You're saying "Primate Party Posse Party"


yeah, and its a good joke.

plus different meanings of party
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Postby The Neko on Thu Mar 01, 2007 9:06 am

Jim North wrote:And just what do you think we intend to do once we get into office, hmmmmmm?

Get trumped by the other 2 branches of government who aren't elected anarchists, and then eventually replaced by a candidate who works within a ball-park range of the pre-established political system established and agreed upon by the majority of the public.
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Postby Jim North on Thu Mar 01, 2007 9:11 am

The Neko wrote:Get trumped by the other 2 branches of government

Don't be silly. Everyone knows the Judges have been deadlocked in a power struggle for years and the Emperor dissolved the Senate fully two movies before he died on the Death Star.
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Postby Noise Monkey on Thu Mar 01, 2007 9:21 am

But the House! What about the House?!?!
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Postby Jim North on Thu Mar 01, 2007 9:24 am

Didn't that get blown up? I'm pretty sure that got blown up.
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Postby Noise Monkey on Thu Mar 01, 2007 9:27 am

Actually, now that I think about it, the Talking Heads may've burned it down...
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Postby Dracomax on Thu Mar 01, 2007 9:30 am

Fact: during Mr. Bob's reign, the environment has gotten steadily worse.
Fact: mr. Bob is not a tree, and thus has no vested interest in the environment.
Conclusion: Mr. Bob is a bad, bad man, and wants to deprive you of oxygen.

Vote tree, and breathe easier.

paid for by the assoication to elect a tree.
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Postby Rusty Knight on Thu Mar 01, 2007 9:34 am

What is treespace's policy with The Lumberjack Party?

Is it not true ye intend to switch our currency with the leaf? Won't this cause economic ruin for the many fine upstanding people due to the availability of the leaf?

Do ye not have secret plans draw up to burn down forests to increase the value?

Isn't the tree just a big wooden puppet to the real person in control of your party?
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