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Turnsky wrote:
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As far as I know, Laem's got dibs on me for now, which might possibly include my fate. ^_~
laem discussed his plans with me explicitly.. :twisted:


D: :o

Well... okay...
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o/` "well i've got a brand new combine harvester and i'll give you the key...."o/`

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I been keeping quiet reading the jam... but I think that if the people involved feel the size is an issue, then keep it out. I remember the good ole days when if someone did something like this they'd just be ignored and be the butt of every joke. course Link already is the butt of every joke... oh the delimas.

my personal feelings on this.. would be for Link to instead of resurrecting, give sense why there are so many... Ala the lizard regrowing body parts... maybe like a meal worm.. the more they are slaughtered the more they populate. Or something like that.

course there are so many now.. whats the point? them being pests and taking out the city is enough plot for me concerning the lizards.

*shrugs*

be careful Linkaras... your fast becoming a recuring joke ala brubaker.
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Brubakered! XD
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course there are so many now.. whats the point? them being pests and taking out the city is enough plot for me concerning the lizards.
that's why the combine harvester was invented, to mow down hordes of little blue lizards.
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My assumption was that the Linkaras were so mangled that lots of them reformed into fewer bigger ones. I didn't assume his army was infinite either - it has limits; remember the xerox failures?
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rkolter wrote:remember the xerox failures?
No. I do not. :P
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The Neko wrote:
rkolter wrote:remember the xerox failures?
No. I do not. :P
I'm surprised your election team hasn't snuck in and emptied his biological toner cartridge. ;)
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rkolter wrote:
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rkolter wrote:remember the xerox failures?
No. I do not. :P
I'm surprised your election team hasn't snuck in and emptied his biological toner cartridge. ;)
Interestingly enough, I think we're one of the only parties not to resort to such underhanded tactics... I mean, other than going insane and massacring.
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The Neko wrote:
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The Neko wrote: No. I do not. :P
I'm surprised your election team hasn't snuck in and emptied his biological toner cartridge. ;)
Interestingly enough, I think we're one of the only parties not to resort to such underhanded tactics... I mean, other than going insane and massacring.
I guess that's not technically underhanded.

I still laugh at the image of Linkara having his organs squeezed out.
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It's the where they're going that worries me. :-?

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Vorticus wrote:It's the where they're going that worries me. :-?
one would think they'd haveta compete with the various parasites that infest the body..

either way, some aviation fuel, some fire, and it'll be one hell of a housewarming party.
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This is wrong on so many levels. I can't stop laughing. :lol:
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Post by Dragonkingdoms »

I saw the last page, and I was like, "What's that?" Then I realized what the Linkaras are doing.

Before that, another great jam entry from War! Oh, what I've missed in the past... *looks at calendar* six days? It seemed like longer.

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With the latest entries into the jam, I almost forgot this was about an election.

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Hey, seems like CGTV has the next sensational scoop on one of the candidates! Who'd have suspected this - they must have excellent informants...

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Vort probably thinks he's talking about erections like the Empire State Building and the Eiffel Tower and stuff.

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Unfortunately that's the new Vort. :(

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Is it just me or is CGTV turning into Fox News? Or Hard Copy? I mean, where in the hell are they getting those quotes from?
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