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Postby Vorticus on Thu Mar 08, 2007 7:28 pm

Not the head! Not the head!
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Postby MixedMyth on Thu Mar 08, 2007 7:32 pm

Vorticus wrote:Not the head! Not the head!

No fair! That just leaves the feet!
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Postby TRI on Thu Mar 08, 2007 7:42 pm

MixedMyth wrote:
Vorticus wrote:Not the head! Not the head!

No fair! That just leaves the feet!


Gotta love it when you click on the last page and get something like that with no clue what the heck's going on.
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Postby Dave Against The Machine on Thu Mar 08, 2007 7:51 pm

Tynan wrote:*scraps his old page and makes a new one*
dibs on Amgothia, Kat and Jim North, myself and DaveATM.


I don't think I overlooked it, but um..... I don't mean to be rude or anyhting, but, uh. Hurry man, I have plans.
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Postby Stinkywigfiddle on Thu Mar 08, 2007 7:54 pm

OBS wrote:C'mon. Fascistspace needs bright individuals to off talentless, easy meat candidates like Mort and Stinky.


My meat isn't easy. It's very tough. Hard, even.

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Postby Turnsky on Thu Mar 08, 2007 8:03 pm

MixedMyth wrote:
Vorticus wrote:
MixedMyth wrote:Me? Indecisive? Psh! Split the kid in two!

And if I can handle grad school, I can sure as hell handle some Presidency.

*Whips out his press notebook* Any other qualities you'd like to highlight at this time?


Why of course!

I'm a big fan of community meal plans and health system. I seen them going hand in hand, really. I also endorse a new housing plan for those who thought they could never own their own place. Indeed, my method actually CREATES real estate, albeit one that ascribes to a rather organic style.

I also fully endorse mad science. With out it, where would we be? A lot more bored, I'll tell you.


*takes lewd photos of the other candidates and adds them to MM's big folder o' blackmail*

gotta ensure that if MM doesn't win, she can buy the next election from the money she'll make from the tabloids :wink:
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Postby [AlmightyPyro] on Thu Mar 08, 2007 8:45 pm

MixedMyth wrote:
Vorticus wrote:Not the head! Not the head!

No fair! That just leaves the feet!


...

Or does it?
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Postby TRI on Thu Mar 08, 2007 9:39 pm

...don'tmakealewinskijokedon'tmakealewinskijokedon'tmakealewinskijokedon'tmakealewinskijoke...
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Postby Vorticus on Thu Mar 08, 2007 9:49 pm

[AlmightyPyro] wrote:
MixedMyth wrote:
Vorticus wrote:Not the head! Not the head!

No fair! That just leaves the feet!


...

Or does it?

It also leaves the stalk.
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Postby Stinkywigfiddle on Thu Mar 08, 2007 10:04 pm

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Postby Jim North on Thu Mar 08, 2007 10:34 pm

Not urine, no.

Well, at least, not my own.
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Postby MixedMyth on Thu Mar 08, 2007 10:36 pm

The Inca had a method for preparing a skull as a goblet by drilling a hole at a certain point such that they could actually drink out of the mouth.

'S true.

Cultures are so rad. =D
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Postby TRI on Thu Mar 08, 2007 10:38 pm

You know that works a lot better if you hold the skull upside down so your urine doesn't leak out of the foramen magnum.
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Postby Stinkywigfiddle on Thu Mar 08, 2007 11:07 pm

TRI wrote:You know that works a lot better if you hold the skull upside down so your urine doesn't leak out of the foramen magnum.


How do you know I didn't have that hole covered so it wouldn't leak?
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Postby McDuffies on Fri Mar 09, 2007 1:11 am

XD Ew

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That's almost like a Eugene O'Neil play... if he wrote about cartoon cats.

I'd say William Burroughs.
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Postby McDuffies on Fri Mar 09, 2007 4:26 am

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Postby Joel Fagin on Fri Mar 09, 2007 4:48 am

I'm still voting for Nanda.

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Postby Mo on Fri Mar 09, 2007 6:25 am

...great, you guys just HAD to start this thing while I don`t have internet. :( How am I supposed to read up on 53 pages when I have 20 seconds left on the internet terminal??
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Postby DJMayhem on Fri Mar 09, 2007 6:45 am

ignore the dragonkingdom comics.
You know, i should work on this.
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Postby McDuffies on Fri Mar 09, 2007 7:43 am

*snicker*
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