Grudge Match: Nanda vs. StinkyWigFiddle
Nanda, the physical girl with the mean attitude and the baseball bat, goes against Stinky, with his mental abilities to cause hallucinations and to hypnotise. Stinky is known to be weak against mental attacks, and Nanda is just begging for a good fight.
Thanks to the science of Mind-o-Vision, we will be able to see whatever hallucinations Stinky manages to put into Nanda's head.
1 - The world around Nanda turns to a field of daisies and dancing gummy bears. Nanda take a vicious swing at the lead gummy bear but it just pops into a hundred more little gummy bears.
2 - Nanda runs through the field, slashing with her bat at every gummy bear that gets near her. Gummies explode into little gummies everywhere!
3 - As Nanda pauses to catch her breath, the little gummies start to crawl up her legs, across her chest, and leap from her breast to her mouth! They commit suicide in the name of choking Nanda in gummy fruity juices! (12 damage) Nanda throws her bat aside to attack the gummies by viciously chewing them and pulling them off her body. Behind her, her bat *klonks* a gummy. The world fades back to the arena, and Stinky takes (11 damage)
4 - Nanda stops gagging on gummies and, gasping for breath, turns around. Stinky is just standing up, rubbing his head.
5 - Nanda launches herself towards Stinky, wraps her arms around his throat and screams, "CHOKE ME WITH GUMMY BEARS WILL YOU?!" while strangling Stinky and shaking his head. (12 damage)
6 - Nanda continues to strangle and choke Stinky, until he stops moving. (10 damage)
Winner: Nanda! Nanda glows, is healed, and as an added bonus, a hundred thousand tiny gummy bears appear to dance around her in jubilation. Nanda stomps on them with disgust amidst their tiny screms of "Oh, the gumianity!"
Loser: StinkyWigFiddle. Stinky glows, is healed, and comes back to life. He shakes his head to clear it and trots off the field amidst cheers from the food vendors (and audience).
Crossfire: "Thank you! That explains it very nicely, and in a language that someone other than a physicist can understand..."
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