Tell us something we don't want to know about you.

[PieceOfSkunk]

I started to carve a large dildo out of a branch I found but never finished it.

What did you plan to do with a wooden dildo?

I dunno. It was something to do. Probably sell it or kep it on the mantlepiece.

......
I'm still sort of wondering why a guy would carve one at all.
On second thought, no. Don't answer that.

It could be a gift for that special someone. "The gift that keeps on giving."

[McDuffies]

I liked Police Academy when I was a kid. At least first and third part.

I used to watch night programs on tv a lot - you know, series, films. I wasn't supposed to stay that late, but I would always somehow manage to convince my mom to let me watch. One night she stumbled right into the room while I was watching something called "erotic stories" and turned off the tv, mad. The thing is, I was around seven or less, I didn't understand most of what was happening in that show and I didn't even know what word "erotic" means.

[Mo]

I used to watch night programs on tv a lot - you know, series, films. I wasn't supposed to stay that late, but I would always somehow manage to convince my mom to let me watch. One night she stumbled right into the room while I was watching something called "erotic stories" and turned off the tv, mad. The thing is, I was around seven or less, I didn't understand most of what was happening in that show and I didn't even know what word "erotic" means.

You didn't understand it yet, but I swear, that very night, pantystealing became your inevitable destiny.

I managed to watch "Poltergeist" when I was, like, six years old, and life would never be the same. (I'd never watch that sort of movie now that I'm grown up.)

[Warren]

I.... I used to watch "Qunicy M.E."

[Noise Monkey]

Jack Klugman!

[Nyke]

I started to carve a large dildo out of a branch I found but never finished it.

What did you plan to do with a wooden dildo?

I dunno. It was something to do. Probably sell it or kep it on the mantlepiece.

......
I'm still sort of wondering why a guy would carve one at all.
On second thought, no. Don't answer that.

It could be a gift for that special someone. "The gift that keeps on giving."

Wouldn't the splinters be a bitch to deal with?
...so it's for ex-es.

[Warren]

Or the especially kinky!

[Nyke]

Or the especially kinky!

I'd say I don't believe there are people who have that fetish, but every time I think that, I'm wrong.

[Rkolter]

Or the especially kinky!

I'd say I don't believe there are people who have that fetish, but every time I think that, I'm wrong.

There was a link in the chat a month or so ago showing that when it comes to sexuality, EVERY kink and fetish exists. If you made a dildo out of steel and put tiny spikes on it and made it spin at 300 rpm, you'd still sell a few, to someone...

[Noise Monkey]

nothings sexier than a blender up in ya...

[TheSuburbanLetdown]

Or the especially kinky!

I'd say I don't believe there are people who have that fetish, but every time I think that, I'm wrong.

There was a link in the chat a month or so ago showing that when it comes to sexuality, EVERY kink and fetish exists. If you made a dildo out of steel and put tiny spikes on it and made it spin at 300 rpm, you'd still sell a few, to someone...

Maybe to a medieval torture chamber.

[War]

I drew Full Metal Alchemist porn. This is for the newbies, everyone else already knows.

Just have a look in the folder labeled "naked" in my photobucket account.

[TheSuburbanLetdown]

I drew Full Metal Alchemist porn. This is for the newbies, everyone else already knows.

Just have a look in the folder labeled "naked" in my photobucket account.

Actually, I didn't know that. But it sounds familiar now, so I must've blocked it from my memory.

[CJBurgandy]

yeah, I think he drew Soap on Ed porn