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Postby PieceOfSkunk on Tue Sep 27, 2005 7:02 pm

ManyWorlds wrote:
PeppermintAfterlife wrote:
Toxic wrote:
PeppermintAfterlife wrote:I started to carve a large dildo out of a branch I found but never finished it.


What did you plan to do with a wooden dildo?

I dunno. It was something to do. Probably sell it or kep it on the mantlepiece.



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I'm still sort of wondering why a guy would carve one at all.
On second thought, no. Don't answer that.


It could be a gift for that special someone. "The gift that keeps on giving."
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Postby McDuffies on Wed Sep 28, 2005 3:00 am

I liked Police Academy when I was a kid. At least first and third part.

I used to watch night programs on tv a lot - you know, series, films. I wasn't supposed to stay that late, but I would always somehow manage to convince my mom to let me watch. One night she stumbled right into the room while I was watching something called "erotic stories" and turned off the tv, mad. The thing is, I was around seven or less, I didn't understand most of what was happening in that show and I didn't even know what word "erotic" means.
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Postby Mo on Wed Sep 28, 2005 3:13 am

mcDuffies wrote:I used to watch night programs on tv a lot - you know, series, films. I wasn't supposed to stay that late, but I would always somehow manage to convince my mom to let me watch. One night she stumbled right into the room while I was watching something called "erotic stories" and turned off the tv, mad. The thing is, I was around seven or less, I didn't understand most of what was happening in that show and I didn't even know what word "erotic" means.

You didn't understand it yet, but I swear, that very night, pantystealing became your inevitable destiny. :wink:

I managed to watch "Poltergeist" when I was, like, six years old, and life would never be the same. :( (I'd never watch that sort of movie now that I'm grown up.)
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Postby Warren on Wed Sep 28, 2005 3:57 am

I.... I used to watch "Qunicy M.E."
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Postby Noise Monkey on Wed Sep 28, 2005 5:05 am

Jack Klugman!
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Postby Nyke on Wed Sep 28, 2005 5:13 am

PieceOfSkunk wrote:
ManyWorlds wrote:
PeppermintAfterlife wrote:
Toxic wrote:
PeppermintAfterlife wrote:I started to carve a large dildo out of a branch I found but never finished it.


What did you plan to do with a wooden dildo?

I dunno. It was something to do. Probably sell it or kep it on the mantlepiece.



......
I'm still sort of wondering why a guy would carve one at all.
On second thought, no. Don't answer that.


It could be a gift for that special someone. "The gift that keeps on giving."
Wouldn't the splinters be a bitch to deal with?
...so it's for ex-es.
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Postby Warren on Wed Sep 28, 2005 5:51 am

Or the especially kinky!
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Postby Nyke on Wed Sep 28, 2005 7:30 am

Warren wrote:Or the especially kinky!
I'd say I don't believe there are people who have that fetish, but every time I think that, I'm wrong.
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Postby Rkolter on Wed Sep 28, 2005 7:40 am

DarkMagician wrote:
Warren wrote:Or the especially kinky!
I'd say I don't believe there are people who have that fetish, but every time I think that, I'm wrong.


There was a link in the chat a month or so ago showing that when it comes to sexuality, EVERY kink and fetish exists. If you made a dildo out of steel and put tiny spikes on it and made it spin at 300 rpm, you'd still sell a few, to someone...
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Postby Noise Monkey on Wed Sep 28, 2005 7:45 am

nothings sexier than a blender up in ya...
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Postby TheSuburbanLetdown on Wed Sep 28, 2005 7:59 am

rkolter wrote:
DarkMagician wrote:
Warren wrote:Or the especially kinky!
I'd say I don't believe there are people who have that fetish, but every time I think that, I'm wrong.


There was a link in the chat a month or so ago showing that when it comes to sexuality, EVERY kink and fetish exists. If you made a dildo out of steel and put tiny spikes on it and made it spin at 300 rpm, you'd still sell a few, to someone...

Maybe to a medieval torture chamber.
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Postby War on Wed Sep 28, 2005 8:27 am

I drew Full Metal Alchemist porn. This is for the newbies, everyone else already knows.

Just have a look in the folder labeled "naked" in my photobucket account.
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Postby TheSuburbanLetdown on Wed Sep 28, 2005 8:30 am

War wrote:I drew Full Metal Alchemist porn. This is for the newbies, everyone else already knows.

Just have a look in the folder labeled "naked" in my photobucket account.

Actually, I didn't know that. But it sounds familiar now, so I must've blocked it from my memory.
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Postby CJBurgandy on Wed Sep 28, 2005 8:43 am

yeah, I think he drew Soap on Ed porn
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