ManyWorlds wrote:PeppermintAfterlife wrote:Toxic wrote:PeppermintAfterlife wrote:I started to carve a large dildo out of a branch I found but never finished it.
What did you plan to do with a wooden dildo?
I dunno. It was something to do. Probably sell it or kep it on the mantlepiece.
I'm still sort of wondering why a guy would carve one at all.
On second thought, no. Don't answer that.
It could be a gift for that special someone. "The gift that keeps on giving."