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Postby TheLoserHero on Sat Jun 04, 2005 7:41 am

*applauds Presidential address*

Hooray! All glory to the Hypnotoad!


...I mean Bob. All glory to Bob.
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Re: Presidential addresses to the Forum

Postby RemusShepherd on Sat Jun 04, 2005 7:47 am

Mr.Bob wrote:Secondly, the elimination of Fox Girls.


Whoops. I was okay with things until this point. Now I have to join the revolution.

You'll take my fox girls only after you pry them from my damp, sticky hands!
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Postby LAGtheNoggin on Sat Jun 04, 2005 7:52 am

*applies for Minister of Defence and Shadow Minister of Information*

Everyone knows information and military control go hand in hand. EVERYONE. *threatens everybody with tanks until they do*
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Postby CaptainClaude on Sat Jun 04, 2005 8:01 am

I've spoken to the president and accepted the position of Minister of Offense. I look forward to working with you, LAG
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Postby Mr.Bob on Sat Jun 04, 2005 8:19 am

After a brief cabinet reshuffle resulting from the subtleties between termination and offence being brought into question, the minstry of Termination has been redesignated into a department within the Ministry of Offence.

Minister of 85: Kirb
Minister of Rationalization: Goobla
Minister of Offence & Chief Bodygaurd: RYClaude
Minister of Defence & Information: LagtheNoggin
Minister of Finance: Koimyan
Secret Minister of Secrets: A secret
Minister of Forced Labor: -Pending
Minister of Robotics: Chibiartstudios
Minister of Drugs and Liquor: Cat42
Minster of Foreign Relations: -Pending
Minster of Internal Affairs: -pending
Minister of Swedish Affairs: That Guy
Minister of Homoerotic Affairs (Yaoi): -pending
Minister of Homoerotic Affairs (Yuri): -pending
Minister of Extra-Marital Affairs: -pending
Minister of Transport: TLH
Minister of Jailbait: RA
Minster of Pixels: Spriteville
Minster of Bees: ShineDog
Minister of Bandwagons: TdotOdot2k
Minster of Spam: PieceOfSkunk
Poet Laureate: Supernerdcore


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Postby Brockway on Sat Jun 04, 2005 8:33 am

Of course, it is a very important post, after all. Working on it right now! How hardcore? Soft? If there is anything that personifies yaoi, its the artist (and subject) crying while making it!

*is willing to sell all remnants of morals and good taste for a place by Bob's side!!*
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Postby Mr.Bob on Sat Jun 04, 2005 8:39 am

Excellent! Make it as hard as duly necessary.
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Postby TheLoserHero on Sat Jun 04, 2005 8:47 am

As Minister of Transportation, it is my duty to shuttle the President about. Right?

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Postby Cat42 on Sat Jun 04, 2005 8:50 am

Mercury Hat wrote:You don't get it. No one can promise anyone will be safe! Replace Foxgirl with Catgirl in his address and you'll see he looks down upon all the animal-eared/tailed people.

Don't you see? First your ears are too fuzzy. Then your hair's too long. Then your eyes are the wrong color. It will just continue until everyone has ridiculously pointed ears and a bad wig on their heads!

FREESPACE.


I do see, and what I see is an Anarcist who is afraid for her life as President Bob is specifically outlawing her. You want to create a fear of him so that maybe someone will come to your rescue.

Besides, even if Cat girls are outlawed, if Nazis could keep pet Jews, I certainly think I could keep pet Cat Girls.

And an admendemn (or however it's spelled) to my S.O.M.A. program, Mercury Hat is worth 3 years of all-you-can-drink alcohol of any kind you wish.
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Postby LAGtheNoggin on Sat Jun 04, 2005 8:52 am

Bweee! But, uh, TLH, where may I ask is your prehensile tail in that photo? It could pose a security risk <.< >.>

And can I make mine Minister of Preemptive Defence? Now that there's a minister of Offence, I can't be having tanks sitting at home now can I.
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Postby Mr.Bob on Sat Jun 04, 2005 9:03 am

LAGtheNoggin wrote:Bweee! But, uh, TLH, where may I ask is your prehensile tail in that photo? It could pose a security risk <.< >.>

And can I make mine Minister of Preemptive Defence? Now that there's a minister of Offence, I can't be having tanks sitting at home now can I.


I would like to answer that question before any potential troublemakers rise to the occasion. there's a compartment in the seat where the Minister of Transportation hides his tail!

Also as far as pre-emptive defence and pre-pre-emptive offence is concerned, I
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Postby CaptainClaude on Sat Jun 04, 2005 9:04 am

*sharpens all the blunt objects*
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Postby Subhuman on Sat Jun 04, 2005 9:06 am

Well, Bob, I'll be honest - I voted for Jim North. But no matter! I, too, am a member of the great '85 class!

Thus, I demand you assign me to the Minister of Homoerotic Affairs (Yaoi) position. I will bend over backwards to please you. (Or forwards, rather.)
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Postby K-Dawg on Sat Jun 04, 2005 9:10 am

*runs in*

Don't listen to them it's a trap! Look at what they've done to me!

Because I'm a monkey they are treating me wrong. I must pay a monkey tax now if I want to stay here; this tax is ONE WHOLE DONKEY! How can I afford that?
They are also forcing me to pay a tail tax. :(

If I don't pay these Bob will kill me to demonstrate his power. This is unfair! :(
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Postby Birdie on Sat Jun 04, 2005 9:10 am

as Bob's own Poet
I must first let you all know
BOB IS THE GREATEST

His reign of Terror
is only for those foxgirls
and their non-cool-ness!

Hail Bob the Mighty
he is the greatest leader
greatest FOREVER!
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Postby Mr.Bob on Sat Jun 04, 2005 9:10 am

Subhuman wrote:Well, Bob, I'll be honest - I voted for Jim North. But no matter! I, too, am a member of the great '85 class!

Thus, I demand you assign me to the Minister of Homoerotic Affairs (Yaoi) position. I will bend over backwards to please you. (Or forwards, rather.)

Well, like I said, the application must come with a sample.

Now, ryclaude, please punish subhuman for making demands of me and voting for the wrong team. Not to harshly mind you. He's valuable

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He isn't. Shut him up will you.
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Postby CaptainClaude on Sat Jun 04, 2005 9:12 am

*beats the living daylights out of subhuman.*

*attracts crowds*

It's okay! it's only SUBhuman!

*crowd disperses, as do Sub's limbs*
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Postby CaptainClaude on Sat Jun 04, 2005 9:13 am

That wasn't too harsh, was it?
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Postby CaptainClaude on Sat Jun 04, 2005 9:15 am

*Boots K-dawg*
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Postby Mr.Bob on Sat Jun 04, 2005 9:15 am

ryclaude wrote:That wasn't too harsh, was it?

If he lives you're off the hook.
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