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The following transmission was intercepted from the secret ministry of secrets.
To: The ministry of information (Not the ministry of truth mind you)
Copy to: The ministry of offence
Secret copy to: The anarchist revolution
Re: Special operations Executive

Operations proceeding as planned.
Infiltration is a go.

- A. Secret.
... The more you know.
Så länge skutan kan gå, så länge hjärtat kan slå, så länge solen den glittrar på böljorna blå...

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mahvelous

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Czar wrote:The following transmission was intercepted from the secret ministry of secrets.
To: The ministry of information (Not the ministry of truth mind you)
Copy to: The ministry of offence
Secret copy to: The anarchist revolution
Re: Special operations Executive

Operations proceeding as planned.
Infiltration is a go.

- A. Secret.
... The more you know.
Wait... we have a ministry of secrets?

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Shhh! It's a secret!

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Sortelli wrote: So, capitalists, lay down your arms and pick up your top hats and monocles! It's time for peace! It's time for riches and porn!
Porn tax. One top hat.
Leko wrote:Oh, and Komiyan, seeing's how there's a bounty on the head of all Anarchists... what was it... thirty extra cases of beer per dead rebel? Something like that. Doesn't that mean that if I come out to pay my taxes I get shot anyway? Why bother?
What it means is that you ought to turn in some rebels, and then you'd be, daree I say it, tax free. And drunk.

Tax free. And drunk. How could have have a problem with this? :)
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Komiyan wrote:tax-free and drunk
...this sounds like the Boston Tea Party.

Blasted rebellious Americans. Why dump all that delicious tea?
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ryclaude wrote:
Crossfire wrote:Hey, with Ryclaude chasing Mooman who's watching War? ... crap.
I told Faceless to watch him! Faceless? Did you let him go?!

FAAAAAACELLEEEESSSS?!
Ack! Those ribs you gave me distracted me!

*runs to see if War's still there*

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Post by CaptainClaude »

An attempt has been made upon my life. BY CORGAN DANE!
We have his body in pieces locked in a chest.
let this be an example to those ofyou who oppose Bob!

UPDATE:
Corgan's head is in the posession of Netpoet and several other rebels. There will be a reward for it's return.
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It's true! Once again witness for yourselves the tyranny of the anarchists! This cowardly asasination attempt is further proof that they will not rest till each and every one of us is dead!

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Mr.Bob wrote:It's true! Once again witness for yourselves the tyranny of the anarchists! This cowardly asasination attempt is further proof that they will not rest till each and every one of us is dead!
I'll settle for mostly dead. You're more tender and delicious that way.

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The being dead bandwagon is pretty popular this time of year.
So is the comic grind bandwagon. Very trendy.
Caught in the headlamp glare of your own blinding vanity/Mesmerised by the stare of your shallow personality
Gorging the junk food of flattery you drag your fat ego around/Everyone floored by the battering you give to whoever's around
Oh Narcissus you petulant child admiring yourself in the curve of my eyes/Oh Narcissus you angel beguiled unsated by self you do nothing but die

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As a latecomer to the thread, allow me to congradulate Mr. Bob for his election as el presidente. Sir, I congradulate you.

After that is said, I offer my services to any ministry position, if you wish to. Maybe Minister of Animal Affairs, perhaps?
You know, i should work on this.

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Post by Brockway »

In a stunning turn Magic Kitsune has joined the republic! She has since undergone a special operation to turn her into a foxboy. I was gonna just suggest a wig, but I suppose its all good.

Welcome to the republic!
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The above pixel was brought to you by the Minsitry of Pixels.

Long Live Bob!
Long Live the State!
Long Live 85!

[Edit]
My president. I have failed you. My ineptness at presenting a pixel in your honor is inexcusable. I will admister unto myself 50 lashings in the hopes of redeeming myself.

*Whip*
For Bob and the State!

*Whip*
For Bob and the State!

*Whip*
For Bob and the State!...

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Teammayhem wrote:After that is said, I offer my services to any ministry position, if you wish to. Maybe Minister of Animal Affairs, perhaps?
Only Anarchists have Animal Affairs!

Well...we have the most fun during them, anyway.
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Mr.Bob's Cabinet wrote:
An update on my cabinet. You will notice that some people have been promoted... and lavishly bestowed with lovely pretty titles.

Minister of 85: Kirb, OBE
Minister of Rationalization: Goobla, OBE
Minister of Offence & Chief Bodygaurd: Field Marshal Sir RYClaude, OBE, GCB, DSO, OM, OSB OP, PO, ABC, DEF, XYZ
Minister of Defence & Information: LagtheNoggin
National Security Advisor: Jops, OBE
Minister of Finance: Koimyan, OBE
Minister of Swedish Affairs: That Guy, OBE, DSC
Secret Minister of Secrets: A secret, OBE
Minister of Forced Labor: Legostar, OBE
Minister of Robotics: Chibiartstudios, OBE, PXL
Science Advisor: RKolter, OBE
Minister of Truth: Cope, OBE
Minister of Drugs and Liquor: Cat42, OBE
Minster of Foreign Relations: Ryuko, OBE
Minister of Affairs: Nick, OBE
Minster of Internal Affairs: Brockway
Ministers of Homoerotic Affairs (Yaoi): Maria and Michelle, OBE, OS
Minister of Homoerotic Affairs (Yuri): Grabmygoblin, OBE, OS
Minister of Extra-Marital Affairs: -pending
Minister of Extradimensional Affairs: Vile Terror, OBE
Minister of Animal Affairs: TeamMayhem, OBE, GRR
Minister of Transport: TLH, OBE
Minister of Proper Spelling and Grammer: -pending
Minister of Living Deadage: Toxic, OBE
Minister of Jailbait: RA, OBE
Minster of Pixels: Spriteville, OBE
Minster of Bees: ShineDog, OBE, BZZ
Minister of Bandwagons: TdotOdot2k, OBE
Minster of Spam: PieceOfSkunk, OBE
Minister of bootlicking: -pending
Minister of pleasing Baron McDuffies: subhuman, BMR
Poet Laureate: Sir Supernerdcore, OBE

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Mr.Bob's Cabinet wrote: Minister of Offence & Chief Bodygaurd: Field Marshal Sir RYClaude, OBE, GCB, DSO, OM, OSB OP, PO, ABC, DEF, XYZ
Because I'm worth it

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Post by Isukiyomi »

Wow...this is what happens when I don't check the forum ^^;; Congrats Bob ^__^ May your reign be filled with success and pie ^__^
Valar Morghulis - Michiko Monogatari & Tehuti

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Thanks! Here, have an OBE.

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Isukiyomi wrote:Wow...this is what happens when I don't check the forum ^^;; Congrats Bob ^__^ May your reign be filled with success and pie ^__^
She seems to fit for the ministry of bootlicking
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