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Postby Mercury Hat on Fri May 27, 2005 2:50 pm

Cope wrote:And all this time his choice of attire made me think Santa was a Red...

But he only gives out presents to those he deems worthy. A communist santa would give them out to everyone. Not only that, Santa employs the lowly elves to do his work for him, while he just gets fatter!
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Postby Leko on Fri May 27, 2005 3:13 pm

Wait, was that in favor of Santa or what?
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Postby Nightgaunt on Fri May 27, 2005 3:52 pm

War wrote:*image with "vote capital$pace, get a free turkey"*


But if it's capitalism, and driven by a market economy, wouldn't you have to pay even a small amount for the turkey?

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Postby STrRedWolf on Fri May 27, 2005 5:40 pm

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STrRedWolf wrote:Vote for your dictators, Kelly and Kisai, and we won't send the secret police. :)

I thought you'd momentarily stepped down? We don't want a president who will abdicate the presidential position! At least not one who will publically announce they will!

Besides, Kisai is with CJ, they wouldn't run against each other. Not to mention the fact that dictators can't be presidents.

Cold calculating capitalist logic reigns supreme!


That assumes that we allow the voting to be offical. Now finish this pitiful exercise and get back to work!
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Postby Sortelli on Fri May 27, 2005 7:00 pm

I support capitalism! Only capitalism can provide the biggest cigars!!!
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Postby Eps on Fri May 27, 2005 7:02 pm

Cope Posted: Fri May 27, 2005 2:42 pm Post subject:

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And all this time his choice of attire made me think Santa was a Red...


Santa is a commie! just like Orwell's Big Brother, He's Wacthing You! and god is a dictator, while satan is a caplitalist that lead a revollution for freedom. so the choice is simple, Vote for commie space as god intendid, or throw your vote away.

This message has been aproved by the freinds of Bob, who would like to remind all that don't vote for commie space shall be executed, i mean investigate for possible conection to terrorist organization. Relax, only those that are guilty will be convicted. The people need protection from themselves. They need Bob! Vote commie Space, it's the only right choice.
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Postby Sortelli on Fri May 27, 2005 7:06 pm

A vote for commies is a vote for STARVATION.

Capitalist space will provide you with GIANT HAMBURGERS.

It's your call. Giant hamburgers, or starvation soup.
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Postby Dr Legostar on Fri May 27, 2005 7:52 pm

I don't suppose anyone would want to join the Lego party...

I didn't think so.

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Postby Netpoet on Fri May 27, 2005 7:58 pm

Sortelli wrote:A vote for commies is a vote for STARVATION.

Capitalist space will provide you with GIANT HAMBURGERS.

It's your call. Giant hamburgers, or starvation soup.


... I haven't been swayed by boobs.

... I haven't been moved by the promise of free money.

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... but free Giant Burgers? Ok, now I'm starting to sway capitalistic...
Might even bring me back from the moon...

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Postby RPin on Fri May 27, 2005 8:00 pm

Holy Adam Smith! With Sortelli on our side, what could go wrong?
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Postby Toxic on Fri May 27, 2005 8:04 pm

Sortelli wrote:I support capitalism! Only capitalism can provide the biggest cigars!!!


You have just deeply offended all Cuban cigar makers. :cry:
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Postby Sortelli on Fri May 27, 2005 8:07 pm

Toxic wrote:
Sortelli wrote:I support capitalism! Only capitalism can provide the biggest cigars!!!


You have just deeply offended all Cuban cigar makers. :cry:


They make cigars out of tobacco. Ours are made of ONE HUNDRED DOLLAR BILLS!
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Postby Sortelli on Fri May 27, 2005 8:09 pm

RPin wrote:Holy Adam Smith! With Sortelli on our side, what could go wrong?


Top hats and monocles for everyone!!!
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Postby Protectmyballs on Fri May 27, 2005 8:51 pm

The Lumberjack Party smokes cigars made from the finest imported babies and gold, and will share with our citizens if elected.
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Postby Jim North on Fri May 27, 2005 9:17 pm

You want hamburgers?! Well, no problem! That anarchist of anarchists Deadpool is a master hamburger chef!

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Postby Sortelli on Fri May 27, 2005 9:32 pm

Jim North wrote:He can also make a wide range of other tasty dishes. And what he can't make, he'll steal for you for the right price!


. . . out of peanut butter, WD-40, and spam?


Well, it's better than the commies get.
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Postby TheLoserHero on Fri May 27, 2005 9:33 pm

Curse you, Jim! Curse you for grabbing my favorite character for your dastardly party!

Deadpool's a commie, damn it-- look how red he is!
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Postby [AlmightyPyro] on Fri May 27, 2005 9:36 pm

I will ask ONE question. The answer I like the best is who I'm gonna go for.

    [Question]

    If you are elected, which of the following views will you support the most?

    A) A working-class made up of good, honest Spacers who get paid what they deserve.

    B) Every one is the same as every one else! There will be one class of Spacers who all receive the same salary.

    C) Spacers need not work themselves. Each Spacer will recieve atleast one (1) Chinese Midget to do their bidding and work for them.

    D) Every one who can work will work, and those who can't are sent to the public showers*.

    [/Question]






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Postby Leko on Fri May 27, 2005 9:43 pm

ANSWER C! ANSWER C!
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Postby Sortelli on Fri May 27, 2005 9:46 pm

I, for one, will sway the chinese little person vote by promising fair wages for their labor, which they can use to buy taller shoes.
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