The "whatever" of the fair-to-middlin' thread.
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The whopper isn't bad, as far as fast food burgers go. But when I eat at Burger King, I overwhelmingly go for their double-cheeseburger, as they make the best one in fast food.theSuburbanLetdown wrote:You go to Burger King for bad attempts at viral marketing. If they called off the Whopper for real, I'd shit my pants with glee.
For the main burger, I'd go for Wendy's first, then Burger King, then Rally's, McDonalds, Jack in the Box, then finally Hardees. Their "six dollar burger" just... isn't.
I usally go for the regular hamburger. This may not mean anything to you, as Burger King apparently no longer makes them Stateside.rkolter wrote:The whopper isn't bad, as far as fast food burgers go. But when I eat at Burger King, I overwhelmingly go for their double-cheeseburger, as they make the best one in fast food.
For the main burger, I'd go for Wendy's first, then Burger King, then Rally's, McDonalds, Jack in the Box, then finally Hardees. Their "six dollar burger" just... isn't.
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That's news to me. My Burger King sells 'em. I don't mind them but they over-mustard their hamburgers.KWill wrote:I usally go for the regular hamburger. This may not mean anything to you, as Burger King apparently no longer makes them Stateside.rkolter wrote:The whopper isn't bad, as far as fast food burgers go. But when I eat at Burger King, I overwhelmingly go for their double-cheeseburger, as they make the best one in fast food.
For the main burger, I'd go for Wendy's first, then Burger King, then Rally's, McDonalds, Jack in the Box, then finally Hardees. Their "six dollar burger" just... isn't.
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They still have Rally's in places?rkolter wrote:For the main burger, I'd go for Wendy's first, then Burger King, then Rally's, McDonalds, Jack in the Box, then finally Hardees. Their "six dollar burger" just... isn't.

I miss Burger Station. Now that was a good burger. As it is now, I like A&W, then Wendys, as far as fast food burgers go.
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I don't travel to the US much, so I have limited experience. However, whenever I asked for a simple hamburger (one bun, one piece of meat, some mustard, some ketchup, and exactly two slices of pickle) in the US or on post, they've never failed to ask what I was talking about...rkolter wrote:That's news to me. My Burger King sells 'em. I don't mind them but they over-mustard their hamburgers.
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Christ. She didn't even weep. Fucking tabloid rags.
"What is this 'hamburger' you speak of?"KWill wrote:I don't travel to the US much, so I have limited experience. However, whenever I asked for a simple hamburger (one bun, one piece of meat, some mustard, some ketchup, and exactly two slices of pickle) in the US or on post, they've never failed to ask what I was talking about...rkolter wrote:That's news to me. My Burger King sells 'em. I don't mind them but they over-mustard their hamburgers.
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That's because they make burgers different in every single place. I always have to get mine special ordered...and what's with this two pickle nonsense anyway? McDonalds does that. TWO measly little pickles? Grr, Don't be so stingy with them!KWill wrote: I don't travel to the US much, so I have limited experience. However, whenever I asked for a simple hamburger (one bun, one piece of meat, some mustard, some ketchup, and exactly two slices of pickle) in the US or on post, they've never failed to ask what I was talking about...
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Here. Have mine.Garneta wrote:That's because they make burgers different in every single place. I always have to get mine special ordered...and what's with this two pickle nonsense anyway? McDonalds does that. TWO measly little pickles? Grr, Don't be so stingy with them!KWill wrote: I don't travel to the US much, so I have limited experience. However, whenever I asked for a simple hamburger (one bun, one piece of meat, some mustard, some ketchup, and exactly two slices of pickle) in the US or on post, they've never failed to ask what I was talking about...
Man, now I want some Portillo's.
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