Statements, please?

Dutch! · Post by **Dutch!** » Wed Aug 31, 2005 11:24 pm

I'm a little disappointed to find the article is all of one sentence with a joke so obvious it almost flashes at you. Some people need to grow a thicker skin and stop being sooks, I reckon.

Yeahduff · Post by **Yeahduff** » Wed Aug 31, 2005 11:53 pm

Worry not. Those listed have already been executed and are no longer a threat.

Oh. You meant.....

Kirb · Post by **Kirb** » Wed Aug 31, 2005 11:56 pm

Dutch! wrote:sooks

Heheh. Sooks.

McDuffies · Post by **McDuffies** » Thu Sep 01, 2005 12:31 am

Dutch! wrote:I'm a little disappointed to find the article is all of one sentence with a joke so obvious it almost flashes at you.

I might've quote the second part of his post too but I don't have idea what 'sooks' means. It's one of those obscure terms, like 'cactus'.

Dutch! · Post by **Dutch!** » Thu Sep 01, 2005 12:46 am

Aw, bloody hell. I'm gonna have to translate everything, aren't I?

Okay. Here goes.

Sook - crying and wailing over nothing important. Basically, just a pointless case of the sads.

To sook, to be a sook, to have a sook, to crack the sooks.

The more powerful adjective is to be called a 'sooky-sooky-la-la'.

MixedMyth · Post by **MixedMyth** » Thu Sep 01, 2005 12:55 am

I had a Kurdish anthro professor once who was trying to get a handle on the finer points of the English language. As such, he got the whole class trying to explain to him the difference between "kicking ass" and "kissing ass." It's funny, I never really thought about how similar the two phrases are, and yet how different.

Prettydragoon · Post by **Prettydragoon** » Thu Sep 01, 2005 1:26 am

I didn't do it, you can't prove anything, nobody saw me, and besides I was only following orders.

McDuffies · Post by **McDuffies** » Thu Sep 01, 2005 1:38 am

MixedMyth wrote:I had a Kurdish anthro professor

What was he, a cat?

Princess · Post by **Princess** » Thu Sep 01, 2005 2:07 am

Uh Oh....this is like how the korean war started

Dutch! · Post by **Dutch!** » Thu Sep 01, 2005 2:24 am

Who's gonna play Frank Burns?

McDuffies · Post by **McDuffies** » Thu Sep 01, 2005 5:02 am

Eeeexceeelent...
Oh, wait, Frank.

Warren · Post by **Warren** » Thu Sep 01, 2005 5:28 am

princess wrote:Uh Oh....this is like how the korean war started

*declares Google to be the DMZ*

Dr Legostar · Post by **Dr Legostar** » Thu Sep 01, 2005 6:35 am

Seems I missed out on something amusing, oh well.

Oh and sign me up to play hawkeye.

Mr.Bob · Post by **Mr.Bob** » Thu Sep 01, 2005 6:46 am

Ohh! So this is how it is eh?
Once the tiniest ounce of pressure is applied you all suddenly turn coat!
And you call yourselves patriots!

Orion · Post by **Orion** » Thu Sep 01, 2005 6:48 am

Mr. Bob, you are my hero and I want to join you in your endless crusade against the fowl ones.

K-Dawg · Post by **K-Dawg** » Thu Sep 01, 2005 7:22 am

Bob...you won't kill me right? Eventhough I'm a DrunkDuck sympathizer apparently.

Orion · Post by **Orion** » Thu Sep 01, 2005 7:25 am

There can be no mercy.

Eunice P · Post by **Eunice P** » Thu Sep 01, 2005 7:55 am

Actually, I feel proud to be listed as a DrunkDuck sympathizer.

MixedMyth · Post by **MixedMyth** » Thu Sep 01, 2005 9:09 am

orion wrote:There can be no mercy.

There can be only one...

...million.

Ida · Post by **Ida** » Thu Sep 01, 2005 12:07 pm

Dutch never quite wrote:I'm a little disappointed to find the article is all of one sentence...

Indeed. This awesome piece of priceless information needs to be expanded on! Please don't kill me...