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Jim North wrote:Vote Anarchyspace! The man-love will be much more tender and real!
Not to mention bareback, as we lack the industrial infrastructure to manufacture rubber goods for a large consumer market.

A vote for Capitalism is a vote for encasing everything in condoms, including birthday cakes and innocent kittens! A vote for Communism is a vote for husky ukrainian women who serve as their own form of anti-aphrodisiac! Vote Anarchy!
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Mercury Hat wrote:We have the money, we can buy as many mansex orgies as you want!
You can't just buy man-sex from people! It has to be freely given of one's own will or it's nothing but going through the motions, bereft of passion or beauty!

Vote Anarchyspace! The man-love will be much more tender and real!
Hey, if people want to be payed to have mansex, that's their right. There's always people willing to be paid for anything!

You speak of choice, but who is there to assure that one person can't choose to have another person do something against their own choice?! Good intentions won't get you very far in life, dear Jim!
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the Lumberjack Party is, at this very moment, HAVING man sex. Vote for me.
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de sveedish bikini vimen wholeheardly embrace ze lumberjak party. 'HOLEHEARTEDLY I SAY!!! ve vill not jhust stanhd by and vatch dese events schake keenspace to its very foundation!!!

...alzough de bouncing und de schaking is very nice....
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und schpeaking uf superheros, like your amerikaan capitalist "batsman", I sink ve can agree zat ve sveeds can stand our uwn ground against a playboy vit nipels on his soot vit... vit a shiny belt und...und und und leetle car und leetle boy.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

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BEHOLD DE MIGHT UF PACIFISM!!!
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Mercury Hat wrote:You speak of choice, but who is there to assure that one person can't choose to have another person do something against their own choice?! Good intentions won't get you very far in life, dear Jim!
Assuring that a person can't choose something is something only filthy governments do!

In any case, Anarchyspace embodies the concept of total self-defense, allowing people to defend themselves however they see fit. People will find that imposing their will on other people will be very difficult when the attacked quickly becomes the attacker. Total freedom means the freedom to kick the shit out of anyone who fucks with you!

It also means that Capitalspace is full of stupidheads. :P
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Freedom from government means freedom from showers! Just remember that if you should choose to vote for Anarchyspace, they're full of smellyheads.
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Nuh-uh!
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protectmyballs wrote:the Lumberjack Party is, at this very moment, HAVING man sex. Vote for me.
I should point out that so far, this statement is totally unsupported by video evidence. We're waiting for the tape.
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Jim North wrote:Nuh-uh!
What's that smell, Jim? Your unwashed body or your filthy lies?
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My lies are not filthy!

I mean, I don't lie, dammit! Shut up!
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In more important news, since it seems that every party and its mother is getting a celebrity endorsement, I have gotten in contact with only the greatest anarchist ever!

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With Deadpool backing us, we can't fail!
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Deadpool? So you admit you'll kill everyone and then dump the bodies into a shallow lake, eh? I'm on to you, mister.
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Jim North wrote:In more important news, since it seems that every party and its mother is getting a celebrity endorsement, I have gotten in contact with only the greatest anarchist ever!

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With Deadpool backing us, we can't fail!
Hah! Us capitalists have the greatest lawman ever!

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Deadpool will end up as a greasy smear beneath Dredds boots!

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Commiespace has no need for endorsements from selfish superheroes.

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Mr.Bob wrote:Commiespace has no need for endorsements from selfish superheroes.

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Enjoy burning down your crops, comrade.
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Mercury Hat wrote:Deadpool? So you admit you'll kill everyone and then dump the bodies into a shallow lake, eh? I'm on to you, mister.
Not everyone. Just those who detest freedom!

Also, evil clowns.

And c'mon, just look at your guys! Batman and Judge Dredd? Jeez . . . you'd have people either living in damp, smelly caves, or shoulder-to-shoulder in stuffy megalithic cities!

Plus, y'all let Commiespace steal Pin's laser eyes.
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Mr.Bob wrote:Commiespace has no need for endorsements from selfish superheroes.

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Hey, I have laser vision too. And mine is much better since it was bought within CAPITALISM.

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And all this time his choice of attire made me think Santa was a Red...
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