Presidential dresses in the Forum

Brockway · Post by **Brockway** » Sat Jun 04, 2005 11:32 pm

After thinking it over, Minister of Internal Affairs seems to offer more opportunities than the Yuri division. I get to hunt down spies within the government, right? And conduct investigations into stuff. Sounds cool, I'm in!

...

I'm still gonna draw yuri though ^_^

Kris X · Post by **Kris X** » Sat Jun 04, 2005 11:39 pm

It is not wise to ignore the PKP.

Dotty · Post by **Dotty** » Sun Jun 05, 2005 12:09 am

I have to say, my first day in office as the minister of bandwagons was a hard one.

First, I had to leave the bandwagon of being on hiatus to prepare myself to hop to the 3x a week grind bandwagon, starting monday. I had to hop on the sleep bandwagon around 10 pm, but not before I was suggesting to the chatters about other bandwagons, like the keenspace name change bandwagon for something called charming eclipse, and then pleaded for my life as War was sent to a forum I was on; I didn't want to be part of the War kills everything bandwagon.

Now I'm part of the getting ready for work bandwagon, and after work I hop on board the star wars bandwagon.

Kirb · Post by **Kirb** » Sun Jun 05, 2005 12:54 am

cat42 wrote: I know I'm gonna lose this soon, but this title kicks so much ass that it just deserves... stuff

I am now Sergeant in The Stickman Army, very appropriate for me I think...

I want a title. =(

And if I don't get one, I shall petition for a title tax.

Chibiartstudios · Post by **Chibiartstudios** » Sun Jun 05, 2005 12:55 am

I humbly accept this position as minister of robotics and vow to do my best for these forums and for this administration! For starters, in adition to our normal enhancement services I plan to create a race of giant robotic chickens so powerfull that no mere anarchist shall stand in our way! Fifty feet tall and made of titanium these mechanical foul will have enough firepower to wipe out an entire army of anarchists having sex with foxgirls in a matter of seconds. And their machine gun eyes and thermonuclear egg laying capabilities will insure a safe and secure tomarrow like you've never seen!

In addition I have already begun plans to rebuild this city as a technological mecha advanced enough to stun the world! This city will come complete with hovercars, space hookers, giant robots that are in no way a direct ripoff of the walkers from Star Wars, cyborgs, and all of it shal be kept secure by the one and only Space Tan who will have full killing authority for your protection!

This will not come easilly though. Such improvements to your daily life are far from free! Therefore sacrafices must be made! First we must make the long overdue effort to rid outselves of this wreched vegitation around us! That oak behind the man who looks susspiciously like a foxgirl disguised as an fifties vagrant will be the first to go. I've hated it since it hit my car at 90 miles an hour while I was drunk! The rest shall follow. I will remove these troublesome trees and greenery and put them to good use in our factories and giant robot chicken production plants!

Second we will impose a small, almost negligable tax on every flush of the toilet you make. With the world finaly free of foxgirls it will be 2 dollars well spent!

In the meantime I would like respectfully ask that all those who are still living in the GD forums to please vacate the area while we renovate and make changes for your benifit. While we assure you all that moving is optional, we do feel the need to warn you all about the doombees that tend to hang around our renovators. Just throwing that out there. If you have any concearns or questions please ask the friendly stun gun wielding henchman nearest to yourself.

Thank you! And with our new president I hope to create a new and better world for all of you!

Renovation begins... Oh look at that! 3 minnutes ago!

*sends wrecking ball through random person's house*

Cat42 · Post by **Cat42** » Sun Jun 05, 2005 1:29 am

Kirb wrote:
cat42 wrote: I know I'm gonna lose this soon, but this title kicks so much ass that it just deserves... stuff

I am now Sergeant in The Stickman Army, very appropriate for me I think...
I want a title. =(

You have one, at the time of this post, it is Junior Forum Denizen
EDIT=======
I lost the Sergent title, and am now Cheap Customer

Cat42 · Post by **Cat42** » Sun Jun 05, 2005 1:35 am

chibiartstudios wrote:I humbly accept this position as minister of robotics and vow to do my best for these forums and for this administration! For starters, in adition to our normal enhancement services I plan to create a race of giant robotic chickens so powerfull that no mere anarchist shall stand in our way! Fifty feet tall and made of titanium these mechanical foul will have enough firepower to wipe out an entire army of anarchists having sex with foxgirls in a matter of seconds. And their machine gun eyes and thermonuclear egg laying capabilities will insure a safe and secure tomarrow like you've never seen!

Truly you are a man after my own heart...

Leko · Post by **Leko** » Sun Jun 05, 2005 1:38 am

chibiartstudios wrote:I humbly accept this position as minister of robotics and vow to do my best for these forums and for this administration! For starters, in adition to our normal enhancement services I plan to create a race of giant robotic chickens so powerfull that no mere anarchist shall stand in our way! Fifty feet tall and made of titanium these mechanical foul will have enough firepower to wipe out an entire army of anarchists having sex with foxgirls in a matter of seconds. And their machine gun eyes and thermonuclear egg laying capabilities will insure a safe and secure tomarrow like you've never seen!

In addition I have already begun plans to rebuild this city as a technological mecha advanced enough to stun the world! This city will come complete with hovercars, space hookers, giant robots that are in no way a direct ripoff of the walkers from Star Wars, cyborgs, and all of it shal be kept secure by the one and only Space Tan who will have full killing authority for your protection!

This will not come easilly though. Such improvements to your daily life are far from free! Therefore sacrafices must be made! First we must make the long overdue effort to rid outselves of this wreched vegitation around us! That oak behind the man who looks susspiciously like a foxgirl disguised as an fifties vagrant will be the first to go. I've hated it since it hit my car at 90 miles an hour while I was drunk! The rest shall follow. I will remove these troublesome trees and greenery and put them to good use in our factories and giant robot chicken production plants!

Second we will impose a small, almost negligable tax on every flush of the toilet you make. With the world finaly free of foxgirls it will be 2 dollars well spent!

In the meantime I would like respectfully ask that all those who are still living in the GD forums to please vacate the area while we renovate and make changes for your benifit. While we assure you all that moving is optional, we do feel the need to warn you all about the doombees that tend to hang around our renovators. Just throwing that out there. If you have any concearns or questions please ask the friendly stun gun wielding henchman nearest to yourself.

Thank you! And with our new president I hope to create a new and better world for all of you!

Renovation begins... Oh look at that! 3 minnutes ago!

*sends wrecking ball through random person's house*

That should be "powerful", "fowl", "ensure", "tomorrow", "shall", "easily","sacrifices", "wretched", "suspiciously", "a", "finally", "concerns", and "minutes".

Honestly, Mr. Bob, with sloppy people like this in the very core of your cabinet, we Anarchists need hardly rebel at all. You'll bring your own system crashing down arund your ears by next Tuesday. *smirk*

AsterAzul · Post by **AsterAzul** » Sun Jun 05, 2005 1:42 am

*quietly joins the rebellion with the foxgirls*
*whee! foxgirls!*

Komiyan · Post by **Komiyan** » Sun Jun 05, 2005 1:44 am

chibiartstudios wrote: Second we will impose a small, almost negligable tax on every flush of the toilet you make. With the world finaly free of foxgirls it will be 2 dollars well spent!

I like it. You're going to get a nice hefty chunk of budget.

Though the words 'small' and 'almost negligable' are causing me doubt. Think big, man!

Kirb · Post by **Kirb** » Sun Jun 05, 2005 1:52 am

cat42 wrote: You have one, at the time of this post, it is Junior Forum Denizen
EDIT=======
I lost the Sergent title, and am now Cheap Customer

Custom title, I mean.

CaptainClaude · Post by **CaptainClaude** » Sun Jun 05, 2005 2:17 am

I have completed my plans for Ireland (You know... Just in Case) and if the President would like to have a look over them, I'm sure he will approve.

Cope · Post by **Cope** » Sun Jun 05, 2005 2:28 am

Just pretend I posted this before Mercury Hat arrived at Bob's office...

CaptainClaude · Post by **CaptainClaude** » Sun Jun 05, 2005 2:37 am

I wish he;'d stop that too. I was sure that was my job!

Faceless · Post by **Faceless** » Sun Jun 05, 2005 3:28 am

I would like to step forward to do any test-piloting of any giant Mecha that Chibi Art Studios produce, and henceforth be leader of any such Mecha division within the Mr. Bob "Enslave Mankind" Presidency.

Thank you,
Your ever-faithful servant,
- Faceless

Nanda · Post by **Nanda** » Sun Jun 05, 2005 4:02 am

ryclaude wrote:on the Offence "to-do" list:

- (Hot) War on War (Action)
- Destroy K-Dawg
- Cripple StinkyWigFiddle

Well, that tears it. Now I have to destroy you.

CaptainClaude · Post by **CaptainClaude** » Sun Jun 05, 2005 4:07 am

- Destroy K-Dawg

- Cripple StinkyWigFiddle

- Deal with renegade Nanda

- Ireland (You know... Just in Case)

Cat42 · Post by **Cat42** » Sun Jun 05, 2005 4:30 am

AsterAzul wrote:*quietly joins the rebellion with the foxgirls*
*whee! foxgirls!*

I would like you to know, however, that the main Fox Girl in question, Mercury Hat, is currently working for us. More or less.

I mean, she did one of my jobs for me...

Brockway · Post by **Brockway** » Sun Jun 05, 2005 4:37 am

Faceless wrote:I would like to step forward to do any test-piloting of any giant Mecha that Chibi Art Studios produce, and henceforth be leader of any such Mecha division within the Mr. Bob "Enslave Mankind" Presidency.

Thank you,
Your ever-faithful servant,
- Faceless

Hey, I called red first!!!

Sortelli · Post by **Sortelli** » Sun Jun 05, 2005 4:42 am

People, people, need I remind you that the directive to eliminate fox girls has not yet been signed into law? I plan on tying that one up in the courts indefinitely. You can all be minister of ministers all you want, but I'm now a rich lobbyist.

And I've got cash to throw around. Hard money, soft money, if you want some you must court me.

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