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Ugh. As if three essays weren't enough...

My computer just pretty much got eaten from the inside out by a Vundo. I've been wrestling with it since last Saturday, and it finally came to a climax this morning, when it reset my admin password and deleted my system restore points. I had to reinstall windows, and am currently settling in to reinstall every program I've ever owned. It's a long, frustrating process, so I'm set to be in a bad mood clear through the weekend.

The good news is, I learned from LAST time I had to reformat and backed up my friggin' data regularly. I didn't lose anything too far back.

The moral of the story? Back up your crap, because Windows XP has security holes as big as my ass.
This is going in my notebook titled "Things I Didn't Know about Surface Dwellers."
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Black Sparrow wrote:Ugh. As if three essays weren't enough...

My computer just pretty much got eaten from the inside out by a Vundo. I've been wrestling with it since last Saturday, and it finally came to a climax this morning, when it reset my admin password and deleted my system restore points. I had to reinstall windows, and am currently settling in to reinstall every program I've ever owned. It's a long, frustrating process, so I'm set to be in a bad mood clear through the weekend.

The good news is, I learned from LAST time I had to reformat and backed up my friggin' data regularly. I didn't lose anything too far back.

The moral of the story? Back up your crap, because Windows XP has security holes as big as my ass.
You could have just hacked the admin password and then if necessary, reinstalled XP over itself - it pulls the software registry hive so your apps work afterwords.

And your ass isn't that big.
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rkolter wrote:
Black Sparrow wrote:
The moral of the story? Back up your crap, because Windows XP has security holes as big as my ass.
And your ass isn't that big.
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rkolter wrote:You could have just hacked the admin password and then if necessary, reinstalled XP over itself - it pulls the software registry hive so your apps work afterwords.
...I have no idea how to hack anything, much less a system password. In that, I fail as an evil apprentice.
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Black Sparrow wrote:
rkolter wrote:You could have just hacked the admin password and then if necessary, reinstalled XP over itself - it pulls the software registry hive so your apps work afterwords.
...I have no idea how to hack anything, much less a system password. In that, I fail as an evil apprentice.
you're more whips and chains department anyway, i never expected you to hack into things.
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AUGH PERVERT SPIDER

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I just caught a GREAT HORRIBLE HUNTSMAN SPIDER crawling up my pants leg.

I'm not gonna be able to sleep for weeks. D:
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Re: AUGH PERVERT SPIDER

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Cope wrote:I just caught a GREAT HORRIBLE HUNTSMAN SPIDER crawling up my pants leg.
I'm not gonna be able to sleep for weeks. D:
Oh I'm sure you'll recover in a day or two....

...unless you were bitten...

then I'm sure you will recover in a day or two.

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Man, that fly is looking awfully tasty for some reason...

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The Mortician wrote:...unless you were bitten...
OH GOD I'M GONNA TURN INTO A WERESPIDER WHEN THE MOON IS FULL
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Great. Fucking great. Now I'm nervously glancing around looking for spiders.
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*haunts Cope's dreams with spidery goodness*

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I didn't send a horde of spiders to Australia hoping they'd descend on Cope in order to cheer myself up. Really I didn't.
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Killbert-Robby wrote:Great. Fucking great. Now I'm nervously glancing around looking for spiders.
I rememeber my first night in Nigeria, there was this enormous spider, like it was covered in fur, on the ceiling right above my head...and I'm like shitting my pants (I was 10) and my cousins are like "It's just a spider, don't worry about it."

That, and all the other stuff made me realize that I wasn't in America anymore. Good trip though.

But I'm phobic of most large insects. Beetles, roaches, spiders, MANTISES. >_< Lil Fuckers.

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Mantises are AWESOME. They're like all "rawwwr I'm a bite your head off" but they're so WIDDLE AND CWUTE!
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Car just broke, possibly terminal.....No money ;_;
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Killbert-Robby wrote:Mantises are AWESOME.
I second this!
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SPIDERY GOODNESS IS AN OXYMORON

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Black Sparrow wrote:I didn't send a horde of spiders to Australia hoping they'd descend on Cope in order to cheer myself up. Really I didn't.
I KNEW IT.
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YOU'RE AN OXYMORON

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Cope wrote:
Black Sparrow wrote:I didn't send a horde of spiders to Australia hoping they'd descend on Cope in order to cheer myself up. Really I didn't.
I KNEW IT.
"DIDN'T!" I said "didn't!" You calling me a liar now?
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YEAH WELL YOU'RE A...simile...or something.

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Black Sparrow wrote:
Cope wrote:
Black Sparrow wrote:I didn't send a horde of spiders to Australia hoping they'd descend on Cope in order to cheer myself up. Really I didn't.
I KNEW IT.
"DIDN'T!" I said "didn't!" You calling me a liar now?
Yes.
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I'm like a bird, I'll only fly away....

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Cope wrote:
Black Sparrow wrote:
Cope wrote: I KNEW IT.
"DIDN'T!" I said "didn't!" You calling me a liar now?
Yes.
Oh. Well, there you go.
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Bird-eating spider, more like it.

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It didn't help that it was wearing a leather jacket with "SPARROW'S GANG" printed on it.
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Horned-beast-eating spider too. OM NOM NOM.

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Yeah, I ordered those custom. They're all the rage these days.
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