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I was, and mostly never will be, good at Monopoly.
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After I found that I don't actually have to take Anthropology to graduate... I continue to question why am I here?

I guess maybe to increase my GPA...

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Anthropology is one of the best courses I took. Though I guess it depends on the quality of instruction too.
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PeppermintAfterlife wrote:My ass is sore today. That means yesterday evening was a success.
Er...
It's from the leg press machine at the gym. After a few years of having a knee injury prevent the use of this machine, I can now use it. The glutes are supposed to be sore afterwards, so now my ass is on the road being hard again.
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PeppermintAfterlife wrote:Anthropology is one of the best courses I took. Though I guess it depends on the quality of instruction too.
Never Mayhem wrote:
PeppermintAfterlife wrote:My ass is sore today. That means yesterday evening was a success.
Er...
It's from the leg press machine at the gym. After a few years of having a knee injury prevent the use of this machine, I can now use it. The glutes are supposed to be sore afterwards, so now my ass is on the road being hard again.
Meh, the professor just sorta pats himself on his back for an hour.

Your ass is sore, eh? The campaign to get into office, eh?

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I know of two people that voted for my butt. One in New York and another in Arizona.
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Those damn voting machines didn't count my vote! :evil:

In other news: WOO HOO! No work tomorrow!

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This colour organ christmas lights idea I've been toying with looks to be more expensive and labour-intensive than I first imagined.

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The new "My Chemical Romance" album makes me laugh with a big beaming smile. It's wonderful and over the top emo goodness. Sounds to be some hair metal in there too.
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If for every fat person there is a skinny person waiting to get out, is there a fat person waiting to get in for every skinny person?

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One phrase that stands out from my college years is, "the ceremonial whipping of the clowns." It was in a religion class.
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Was this whipping a laughing matter? ;)

If the plural of mouse is mice and of louse is lice, why isn't the plural of house hice?

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Random absence-of-thought for the day:

I have never had a stupider phone conversation than the one I just had a few minutes ago, and we get some doozies here at the studio.

Me: Hello?
Girl: (probably stoned) Do you guys request songs?
Me: Excuse me?
Girl: Do you guys request songs? (read: "I would like to request a song, please")
Me: Um, well what station are you listening to?
Girl: Uhhh... :dramatic pause: wha- what stations are you there?
Me: Well, we're 930 AM and 103.5 FM.
Girl: :pause: *sigh* oh... um... can you tell me what stations are playing right now?
Me: What?
Girl: Can you tell me what radio stations are playing right now?
Me: Well, it kind of depends on where you are.
Girl: ...um... ...I'm in Pennsylvania.
Me: ...
Me: I'm sorry, I don't think I can help you. *click*

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I remember back in college radio, we had a PSA of Ted Nugent telling us the dangers of not buckling one's seat belt. It actually went, "This is your rock 'n roll buddy, The Nuge, telling you to buckle up or be road kill. Getting in a crash can be like having a dump truck fall off the Empire State Building."
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The new Slinky I got for Christmas (which I only just took out of its box) is not only ever so slightly smaller and shorter than my old one, but also seems to be made of a completely different metal. It doesn't smell like galvy at all...

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There's a whole lot of suckage in the CG Elections thread. I shudder to think what a real jam would be like in the CG forum.

Also: I don't wanna paint still-life.

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Heh, drama is awesome. Which reminds me, I need to go find the world's smallest violin.

Oh yeah, I have to make something. I guess I should finish drawing too.
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I have neither been in, nor witnessed, a completed game of Axis and Allies.

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This has no context since it happened in the main forum, but it was amusing enough to me to put in te random thoughts thread.
Czar wrote:
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theSuburbanLetdown wrote:Our votes will blot out the sun.
Then we shall whine in the shade?
Voters! Tonight we Whine in Hell!
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I should be doing something else.

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Enjoy being lost in 3D, Mr. Letdown.
Bwua ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!
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