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PostPosted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 8:53 am
by TheSuburbanLetdown
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

PostPosted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 8:58 am
by Col
To get to the other side...?

PostPosted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 9:11 am
by TheSuburbanLetdown
Because it was dead.

PostPosted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 9:21 am
by Col
Oh.

PostPosted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 9:45 am
by TheSuburbanLetdown
That was a real joke told by one of the chemistry professors back at school.

PostPosted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 9:48 am
by Col
HAH! Righteous.

This hasn't been very random... I think I'm getting a soar throat.

PostPosted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 10:10 am
by TheSuburbanLetdown
This sweater is itchy.

PostPosted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 10:10 am
by Netpoet
Random thought for the day? Ok... people have asked me why I don't speak to my family anymore. When I was twelve, I had a dimple in my right cheek only.

Then my brother and I got into a fight, and he hit me with a shovel, giving me my other dimple and a cracked tooth. The last time I ever spoke with him (5 years ago), he said, and I quote, "I should have swung the shovel harder."

There's something happy for ya. :p

>Net

PostPosted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 11:18 am
by Col
The guy who does the voice of Grandpa on Boondocks is on the radio, and he's pretty hilarious.

(Sorry 'bout the family troubles, Net. :( )

PostPosted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 12:12 pm
by Netpoet
We just had a hailstorm! :D

(no worries, Col, family troubles are now YEARS in my past and nothing to worry about anymore. :p )

PostPosted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 8:47 pm
by Karl Falcon
Damn. My shorts just ripped out ...again.

PostPosted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 10:49 pm
by TheSuburbanLetdown
YAY! NAGA!

PostPosted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 11:20 pm
by Bloodied Fox
You know work's gonna be a drag when you realise that your dream last night was not accurate and Sean Bean will not be there

PostPosted: Fri Sep 29, 2006 4:13 am
by Netpoet
PeppermintAfterlife wrote:YAY! NAGA!


Where?!? Oh, right. *cough* :p

Random thought for today: I have now officially spent more on halloween decorations than I have for Christmas decorations.

PostPosted: Fri Sep 29, 2006 6:55 am
by TheSuburbanLetdown
I was on a drum corps forum and there was a thread about The Cadets. I started to remember how back in high school people would ask if one was a member of the Anal Cadets or The Butt Pirtates or The Ass Battalion, since crude humor was the style at the time. Then I remembered there was a group called The Chunky Peanut Butter Battalion in a short lived 1993 version of The Pink Panther cartoon. It was odd because he had a voice (it was Matt Frewer, AKA Max Headroom), unlike the original version in which he was silent. So then I started looking up the pink panther and read the WIKI page. Then I remembered a piece of art from art history in which a nude woman was hugging the Pink Panther, which then reminded me of a rpesentaion I gave once about Fritz Shoulder, who had some connection to Wayne Thiebaud, who made weird-looking panitings of food, like hot dogs. I think it was a contrast to the work of Shoulder. Now I kind of want a hot dog but don't want to drive to portillios. I think I'll have a # 12 at Jimmy Johns instead. It has guacomole. Hmmm, Zap Branigan pronounced it wrong in an episode of Futurama. Wait, wasn't Max Headroom in Back to the Future II? Trains of thought are funny.

"Afteeeeer these messageeeeees, (heads detatch and roll around on the floor and reattach to different people) we'll be riiiiiiight back!"

PostPosted: Fri Sep 29, 2006 9:12 am
by Col
Bluh, throat still hurts. :P I've never heard this Police song before. I think I'm a bigger fan of them than I realize.

PostPosted: Fri Sep 29, 2006 9:23 am
by TheSuburbanLetdown
Ooo, how does it go? The Police were so good and Stewert Copeland is my god.

PostPosted: Fri Sep 29, 2006 9:43 am
by Col
They said it was "Canary in a Coalmine." I likes it!

Radio commercials remind me of either a slimey door-to-door salesman, or that person at work who won't shut up and keeps telling the same damn stupid joke over and over again. I wants to kill them all!!! :evil:

PostPosted: Fri Sep 29, 2006 9:54 am
by TheSuburbanLetdown
Weird, I was listening to that one yesterday! It's from Zenyatta Mondatta, which also has "Don't Stand So Close to Me." Unfortunately is has "Doo Doo Doo, de Da Da Da." I don't like that one. But "Man in a Suitcase" is prety cool.

I never woulda thought "Canary in a Coalmine" would be on the radio. Must be one of those cool stations.

Speaking of radio commercials, I was in the car with my mom and my cousin once, and some awful comdom ad was on. It was like, "Sex with brand X is like this," and then there was some squeeky rubbery sound. And theN "Sex with ours is like this," and it sounded "nicer." What the fuck!?

PostPosted: Fri Sep 29, 2006 10:20 am
by Col
XRT has the Police and Sting as its featured artist today, so they're playing tons of songs from 'em. It's been a good day. :D

I totally heard that commercial! There was another one I heard a little while ago that had a woman come on and say "How would you like to have GREAT SEX free for 90 days?" As much as it sounded like she was offering it, the ad was for viagra.