I was on a drum corps forum and there was a thread about The Cadets. I started to remember how back in high school people would ask if one was a member of the Anal Cadets or The Butt Pirtates or The Ass Battalion, since crude humor was the style at the time. Then I remembered there was a group called The Chunky Peanut Butter Battalion in a short lived 1993 version of The Pink Panther cartoon. It was odd because he had a voice (it was Matt Frewer, AKA Max Headroom), unlike the original version in which he was silent. So then I started looking up the pink panther and read the WIKI page. Then I remembered a piece of art from art history in which a nude woman was hugging the Pink Panther, which then reminded me of a rpesentaion I gave once about Fritz Shoulder, who had some connection to Wayne Thiebaud, who made weird-looking panitings of food, like hot dogs. I think it was a contrast to the work of Shoulder. Now I kind of want a hot dog but don't want to drive to portillios. I think I'll have a # 12 at Jimmy Johns instead. It has guacomole. Hmmm, Zap Branigan pronounced it wrong in an episode of Futurama. Wait, wasn't Max Headroom in Back to the Future II? Trains of thought are funny.
"Afteeeeer these messageeeeees, (heads detatch and roll around on the floor and reattach to different people) we'll be riiiiiiight back!"