I put food in me for once.

TheSuburbanLetdown · Post by **TheSuburbanLetdown** » Wed Aug 23, 2006 8:14 pm

Wildfire makes a damn good burger.

The end.

Karl Falcon · Post by **Karl Falcon** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 7:46 am

The greatest story ever told.

Paul Escobar · Post by **Paul Escobar** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 10:07 am

Karl Falcon wrote:The greatest story ever told.

I'm looking forward to the movie adaption.

TheSuburbanLetdown · Post by **TheSuburbanLetdown** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 11:38 am

Now I am full of bagels and coffee.

Bloodied Fox · Post by **Bloodied Fox** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 2:05 pm

Paul Escobar wrote:
Karl Falcon wrote:The greatest story ever told.
I'm looking forward to the movie adaption.

Starring Samuel L Jackson!

"I've had it with this motherfucking burger on this motherfucking plate!!! ~eats it~"
Yes, I know there was a better SLJ quote for burgers. I like the film; sue me >_>

TheSuburbanLetdown · Post by **TheSuburbanLetdown** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 2:51 pm

Bloodied Fox wrote:"I've had it with this motherfucking burger on this motherfucking plate!!! ~eats it~"
Yes, I know there was a better SLJ quote for burgers. I like the film; sue me >_>

This gives me the best mental picture I've had in ages. I may actually try to sketch that during lunch tomorrow.

Paul Escobar · Post by **Paul Escobar** » Fri Aug 25, 2006 5:02 am

I just recalled - there's a film of this already! In Danish filmmaker Joergen Leth's "66 Scenes from America" - a series of cinematic snapshots from 1982 - there's a scene in which Andy Warhol, in dark jacket and tie, sits down at a table with a Burger King bag, and unwraps and eats a Whopper. (About a minute after finishing, he says, "Uh, my name is Andy Warhol and, uh, I just finished eating, uh, a hamburger" which sorta does spoil the "PeppermintAfterlife eats a burger" impression, but hey - being played by Andy Warhol is just as cool as being played by Samuel L Jackson... though a very different kind of cool.)

Yeahduff · Post by **Yeahduff** » Fri Aug 25, 2006 9:46 pm

I always suspected Sam Jackson was the heir of Pop Art.

Why didn't you get the T-bone?

TheSuburbanLetdown · Post by **TheSuburbanLetdown** » Mon Aug 28, 2006 1:08 pm

I really really wanted a hamburger. And by the gods it was good.

JTigerclaw · Post by **JTigerclaw** » Tue Aug 29, 2006 6:48 pm

Did you have it your way? Did a guy in a hilarious yet creepy mask hand it to you on a plate?

TheSuburbanLetdown · Post by **TheSuburbanLetdown** » Tue Aug 29, 2006 8:26 pm

Nah, it was some weird lady that gave me too much coffee.

It woulda been pretty cool to have the King give me a burger at Wildfire. It's buying a Hershey's bar at an actual chocolatier.

Col · Post by **Col** » Sat Sep 23, 2006 10:53 am

Red Robin's got this delicious burger that has a fried egg on it. It'll kill you dead thirty seconds after you finish it.

Paul Escobar · Post by **Paul Escobar** » Sun Sep 24, 2006 5:16 pm

Col wrote:Red Robin's got this delicious burger that has a fried egg on it. It'll kill you dead thirty seconds after you finish it.

I take it they don't get many repeat costumers?

Bloodied Fox · Post by **Bloodied Fox** » Sun Sep 24, 2006 7:41 pm

Only zombies and Jesus Christ

Col · Post by **Col** » Sun Sep 24, 2006 8:15 pm

Paul Escobar wrote:
Col wrote:Red Robin's got this delicious burger that has a fried egg on it. It'll kill you dead thirty seconds after you finish it.
I take it they don't get many repeat costumers?

Once they resuscitated me, I had another and died all over again.

TheSuburbanLetdown · Post by **TheSuburbanLetdown** » Sun Sep 24, 2006 9:41 pm

A fried egg on a hamburger!?

Hmmm, there's a Red Robin right by where I work......