Really stupid question...

[Paul Escobar]

I suppose pale ales are an acquired taste, too. Oh well, go for a pilsner, that's a good starting point in beerland. I recommend Pilsner Urquell, the original pilsner that gave name to the entire beer type. It's good.

[Man in a suit]

A brown ale or a stout would also be a good starting point. I found more malty, filling beers to be my thing at first. It took a couple of years before I really began to appreciate a truly well hopped beer. Also, never be afraid to try a new beer. There are many different styles and brands of beer. If you try one and don't like it, try something different next time.

[Yeahduff]

It lives.

[TheSuburbanLetdown]

Only because I woke it up with the enticing aroma of beer.

[Hungrywolf]

Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker...

I dunno felt appropriate.

[TheSuburbanLetdown]

Invention, my dear friends, is 93% perspiration, 6% electricity, 4% evaporation, and 2% butterscotch ripple.

[Hungrywolf]

I don't care what people say, the original with Gene Wilder can't be beat.

Gene Wilder is pretty much awesome anyway.

[Paul Escobar]

105%?

[TheSuburbanLetdown]

Heh, it sure is.