well, crap... anyone got a free month?

LibertyCabbage · Post by **LibertyCabbage** » Mon May 08, 2006 12:18 pm

Poor Blackaby, got no ideas

Blackaby · Post by **Blackaby** » Fri May 12, 2006 2:36 am

I'm thinking, I'm thinking. I just can't work out a story that has a neat arc. I like everything to fit and be concise and everything.

Mr. Caravaggio · Post by **Mr. Caravaggio** » Fri May 12, 2006 12:40 pm

Are you still on the comic book thing? I was thinking he could start out writing a Spwan-slash-Leifeild "Blood" type comic before sidetracking himself into the cutesy stuff. But that seemed a little played out so I didn't mention anything.

Can this end with the destruction of print comics and the advent of the webcomic? Work of the devil you know.

Maybe... ...hmmm.

LibertyCabbage · Post by **LibertyCabbage** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 9:41 pm

*coughs*

Mr. Caravaggio · Post by **Mr. Caravaggio** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 12:35 am

?

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, the comic. Right.

I'd hate to see Blackaby have to take a hiatus at some point. Unless Viger's back or someone else is getting bumped ahead. Perhaps LC could just write his own quick story? I know you don't really do that usually, but I'd hate to see you risk letting the audience drift.

I've got full days of class til the 30th, so any possibilities of colors from me are out until july. If the offer was still there that is.

Blackaby · Post by **Blackaby** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 9:02 am

You know what, yeah, if LC writes up something, that'll be good.

What I'd like actually is a few stand alone pages of short stories - think Happy Noodle Boy - but in super awesome colouring a la Caravaggio. They'd have to be horribly cutesy and lovey dovey and slightly random. As LC is the god of comic timing, I think that should work out okay. Has to be in Blackaby format though. As in page dimenions etc. Also lettering please in all caps and no comic sans, try to aim for one of the fonts I use - although I like the ones that Bobbins has, but I think they're personalised.

So maybe about four one page comics with stories, and then a cover page (which may also have written on it DO NOT READ HABIB PRIVATE etc) and bits like - MRS AL RASHID-BLACKABY MRS HABIB BLACKABY MRS JONATHAN BLACKABY etc etc

LibertyCabbage · Post by **LibertyCabbage** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 9:48 pm

THE ADVENTURES OF MR. AND MRS. BLACKABY

1> Blackaby: O NO WE R LATE FOR MOVIE
2> Habib: THATS OK WERE NOT GOING TO MOVIE
3> Blackaby: WHAT
4> Habib: WERE GOING TO BRAZIL
5> Blackaby: OK
6> They are standing next to hot Brazilian men.
7> Habib: BRAZILAN MEN R HOT
8> Habib: BUT NOT AS HOT AS U
9> Blackaby: LOL
10> Blackaby: LETS MAKE A BABIES
11> Habib: OK
12> THE END!

1> Habib: LETS JOIN DANCING CONTEST
2> Blackaby: OK
3-6> Dancing.
7> Judge: WINNR
8> Habib: WHAT WE SPEND PRIZE MONEY ON
9> Blackaby: DIAMIND RING 4 U
10> Blackaby: LETS MAKE A BABIES
11> Habib: OK
12> THE END!

1> A rollercoaster.
2> Blackaby: THAT RIDE LOOKS SCARY
3> Habib: WOULD U RATHER RIDE IT OR KISS ME
4> Blackaby: KISS U
5> Habib: LETS DO TUNNEL OF LOVE
6> (in a boat) Habib: CAN I TAKE MY CLOSE OFF
7> Blackaby: NO IT WOULD BE INDECENT
8> Habib: LOL
9> (at the Tunnel of Love exit) Habib: THAT WAS FUN
10> Blackaby: LETS MAKE A BABIES
11> Habib: OK
12> THE END!

1> (in a rocketship in space) Habib: LOOK ITS PLANET VENIS
2> Blackaby: NO IT CHANGED 2 PLANET HABIB CUZ U IS MORE PRETTY
3> Habib: OMG
4> (on the planet) Habib: THIS PLANET IS HOT SO TAKE OFF ALL UR CLOSE
5> Blackaby: NO THAT WOULD BE INDECENT
6> Blackaby: THIS IS MY 2ND FAVE PLANET
7> Habib: WHAT IS UR 1ST FAVE
8> Blackaby: URANUS
9> Habib: OMG
10> Blackaby: LETS MAKE A BABIES
11> Habib: OK
12> THE END!

Blackaby · Post by **Blackaby** » Fri Jun 09, 2006 9:42 am

I think I'm gonna die laughing.

Mind you I think the actual written text should more emulate shitty erotic fantasy - like "I love you so much my bosom is exploding with passion" - but concept wise I think you got da shit down.

Habib is that lame.

LibertyCabbage · Post by **LibertyCabbage** » Fri Jun 09, 2006 10:39 am

I think I'm gonna die laughing.

Neat!

I had no idea when I wrote it if it was genius or pathetic, so I left it up to your judgment =/

Mind you I think the actual written text should more emulate shitty erotic fantasy - like "I love you so much my bosom is exploding with passion" - but concept wise I think you got da shit down.

A clever assertion, but it arouses the problem that I've never read any of these "shitty erotic fantasies" that you speak of, so this kind of language is completely alien to me! So, it might be profitable if you'd add your own twistedness to the warped dialogue, which would also be beneficial in the manner that if anyone were to stumble open this freakish bit of Internet, I could haphazardly blame you for all of my transgressions and then spend the afternoon wallowing in my absolution!

Blackaby · Post by **Blackaby** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 2:20 pm

Alright - tomorrow at work I'll add such text

LibertyCabbage · Post by **LibertyCabbage** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 10:42 pm

It dawned on me that it'd probably be more better to just attribute the whole thing to Habib =S

And, I'm surprised you haven't thought of stuffs yet, 'cuz I wrote all of that in like 5 minutes =/

Not that it matters now that Bob's finally ran away to pursue his dreams of becoming a hot shot drag queen.

And, I'm outta here for a trip. Laterz.

Mr. Caravaggio · Post by **Mr. Caravaggio** » Thu Jun 22, 2006 12:36 am

Now now, let's have some patience. I'm sure Rachel's got a life to live and all that, no matter how hard I wished over my cina-choco birthday cake that she'd spend the year completely friendless so she could do nothing but write comicals.

/said the man who makes snarky comic endings.

Blacklist Billy · Post by **Blacklist Billy** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 1:21 am

Freedom Cabbage wrote: *cough*

Stop that. I've dislodged the Burger-bean. I've had quite enough of your coffin' for one day.

To answer her question: NO.

I just dropped in to say that wolf-girl's ass can crack walnuts, and an ass that can crack walnuts is an ass in deed as well as word. An Honest Arse. There was no "latest page" thread, so I stabbed for the latest post. Walnuts, man.

See Y'all in a month...

Blackaby · Post by **Blackaby** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 7:07 am

i know, i fail at comix. :/

sorry folks.

hopefully life will be a little less insane soon.