So you had a disagreement with someone, and you turned the group against them because they were being bitchy and you didn't want to split up the entire group. Did I get it right?
I suggest hitting them with a cream pie. Seriously. Then give them a pie so they can hit you as well. It probably wouldn't help any, but it'd at least be silly.
"Remember men, we are fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did!"
"I have no eggs. Perhaps you can direct me to a chicken."