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Re: BATTLE THREAD OF DOOM!!!!!!!

PostPosted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 6:05 pm
by שועל
*sends a tidal surge to an island city*

Re: BATTLE THREAD OF DOOM!!!!!!!

PostPosted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 12:40 am
by Catlegend
Miri wrote:*causes general mayhem*


*creates Colonel Destruction to fight General Mayham* XD

Re: BATTLE THREAD OF DOOM!!!!!!!

PostPosted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 6:46 am
by Miri
General Mayhem: What's this?! A retaliation!?

Re: BATTLE THREAD OF DOOM!!!!!!!

PostPosted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 12:51 pm
by שועל
*Creates Imperator Chaos*[/color]

Re: BATTLE THREAD OF DOOM!!!!!!!

PostPosted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 11:49 pm
by Voyd
Haha

Wow, this hasn't been used in ages... (before Monday, anyway)

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*scatters grenades about*

Heehee, fight, officers, fight! :P

Re: BATTLE THREAD OF DOOM!!!!!!!

PostPosted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 2:06 pm
by שועל
Imperator Chaos: *blows ram's horn and a legion of men arise from behind a hill* Charge!!!!!

Re: BATTLE THREAD OF DOOM!!!!!!!

PostPosted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 3:47 pm
by Miri
General Mayhem: To war! and victory! *summons and army from... a different hill?*


Miri: *climbs into safety tree* remember the safety tree? I haven't required it in awhile

Re: BATTLE THREAD OF DOOM!!!!!!!

PostPosted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 5:07 pm
by שועל
Imperator Chaos: Damnit that is my move!!!! *Summons a team of lawyers from behind the hill* I Will SUE Your Arse!


Fox: Daaaammmmnnnn. Calling out the big ones so soon?

Re: BATTLE THREAD OF DOOM!!!!!!!

PostPosted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 5:36 pm
by Miri
General Mayhem: NOT THE LAWYERS! I haven't prepared a proper defense D:

Re: BATTLE THREAD OF DOOM!!!!!!!

PostPosted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 6:09 pm
by שועל
Lawyer 1: I Place you in contempt of court!
Lawyer 2: I OBJECT!!!
Lawyer 3.5: We are the same damn team you imbecile.
Lawyer 4: Don't Mock Him
Lawyer 2: I OBJECT!!!!!
Lawyer 50: I swear to god.
Lawyer 33: I object! Separation of Church and State
Lawyer 2: I OBJECT!!!!!
Lawyer 71: Quite right, we heard you the first time.
Lawyer 8.2: Overruled
Lawyer 37: You're not a bloody judge.
Lawyer 2: I Object!!!!!
Lawyer 15: I hope you die a miserable death.
Lawyer 2: I OBJECT!!!!!!
Fox: Bloody Hell. *takes a pistol and starts taking them down one by one*
Lawyer 2: I OBJ *Pteew* Eeee *Pteeew, Pteew* ct *Pteew*
Fox: I bet you do.

Re: BATTLE THREAD OF DOOM!!!!!!!

PostPosted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 7:18 pm
by Miri
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Re: BATTLE THREAD OF DOOM!!!!!!!

PostPosted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 7:42 pm
by Wildekarrde
I shall create Legato Larceny and burn your armies to the ground!

Re: BATTLE THREAD OF DOOM!!!!!!!

PostPosted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 11:46 pm
by Catlegend
Like any good Colonel, Colonel Destruction, sits behind his desk and awaits the moment he finishes filling out the paperwork to press the shiny red button on his desk...

Re: BATTLE THREAD OF DOOM!!!!!!!

PostPosted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 11:44 am
by Irish
*wanders over to the safety tree, waiting until the riiiiiight moment.*

Re: BATTLE THREAD OF DOOM!!!!!!!

PostPosted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 5:00 pm
by Miri
Irish wrote:*wanders over to the safety tree, waiting until the riiiiiight moment.*


Join me in the safety tree it is nice and safe with plenty of popcorn

Re: BATTLE THREAD OF DOOM!!!!!!!

PostPosted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 9:17 am
by Wildekarrde
Follows the armies directions on nuclear blasts, lays flat on ground with helmet facing towards blast and covers genitals. Then, as is customary when a nuclear device goes off, he dies anyways because that doesn't work, duh.

Re: BATTLE THREAD OF DOOM!!!!!!!

PostPosted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 1:26 pm
by Irish
*sits in Safety tree with Miri, watching people get blown up*

This is more fun than a movie!

Re: BATTLE THREAD OF DOOM!!!!!!!

PostPosted: Sun Mar 02, 2008 8:09 am
by שועל
wildekarrde wrote:Follows the armies directions on nuclear blasts, lays flat on ground with helmet facing towards blast and covers genitals. Then, as is customary when a nuclear device goes off, he dies anyways because that doesn't work, duh.

I didn't think the nukes had been dropped yet.

Imperator Chaos: Head for the Colonel Destruction, destroy all. Rape any women, and take as many slaves as you can! We need the gold as well! FOR THE GOOD OF THE EMPIREPUBLIC!!!!
Legion: FOR THE GOOD OF THE REPUBLIC!!!

Re: BATTLE THREAD OF DOOM!!!!!!!

PostPosted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 1:59 am
by Catlegend
:eyebrow: *Fox is scaring me again*

Private Public enters the Rhombus Office.

Private Public: Colonel Destruction, Sir!
Colonel Destruction: What is it Private?

Private Public: Sir, it's the tree again, Sir! There are girls in it, Sir.
Colonel Destruction: What! Take off every 'Zig'!!

Private Public: WTF is a Zig??

Colonel Destruction: All your base are belong to us.
Private Public: You know what you doing.

Colonel Destruction: Move 'Zig'. For great justice!

*Colonel Destruction drops his pen (and his grammar) and presses the red button*

Re: BATTLE THREAD OF DOOM!!!!!!!

PostPosted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 7:06 am
by שועל
Again? I scared you before?

Legions: RArgh!!!!!! *has only made it half a football field, when the total distance is 6 football fields*