::chucks a giant face on the snowball::
The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive... or bastardized versions thereof.
"Heartless," James mutters, "cruel, unfeeling -- the dizziness is within my soul, Moony. She's given me a -- a disease, or something."
"Can't give you a disease if she always says no to a date," Sirius points out, pragmatically.
HARDEST OF CORE