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The scene that greeted Queequeg when he returned to the kitchen after falling through the roof of his hijacked carriage was still made somber by a brooding Jasmine. Everyone else looked ready to go. Including ... CRAZY KNIFE WOMAN!!
Stopping himself from rushing over to her, he reminded himself not to hug people who tried to stab him, but still felt something needed to be done to change the atmosphere and get things moving. He looked over the group, to the slowly recovering Jasmine, to the crazy kife woman who'd just come downstairs and hadn't seen him yet. He grinned, knowing *just* how to cheer his employer up.
He walked across the kitchen, tapped Jasmine on the shoulder, snatched a mop from somewhere, and and swung it wildly so the wet mop-end slapped Rychon across the face.
Stopping himself from rushing over to her, he reminded himself not to hug people who tried to stab him, but still felt something needed to be done to change the atmosphere and get things moving. He looked over the group, to the slowly recovering Jasmine, to the crazy kife woman who'd just come downstairs and hadn't seen him yet. He grinned, knowing *just* how to cheer his employer up.
He walked across the kitchen, tapped Jasmine on the shoulder, snatched a mop from somewhere, and and swung it wildly so the wet mop-end slapped Rychon across the face.
"Remember men, we are fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did!"
"I have no eggs. Perhaps you can direct me to a chicken."
"I have no eggs. Perhaps you can direct me to a chicken."
Rychon almost fell from the force of the blow, but managed to catch the back of a chair and keep on her feet. She stayed remarkably calm, reaching a controlled hand up to her face to wipe the water from it.
"You'll get what's coming to you," She spat matter-of-factly, and headed for the door. Then she addressed the rest of the group, noticeably not including the mute in her gaze. "I'm heading up to the surface. I hear the riots are worse today; there's a few bold leaders vying for the throne. In any case, Nivali's due to arrive as promised."
"You'll get what's coming to you," She spat matter-of-factly, and headed for the door. Then she addressed the rest of the group, noticeably not including the mute in her gaze. "I'm heading up to the surface. I hear the riots are worse today; there's a few bold leaders vying for the throne. In any case, Nivali's due to arrive as promised."
I'm bored.
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"as I am sure you would know," he said in a hushed tone. "Well I don't see what you're waiting for? Chaos seemed to be your shtick, get a move on before you miss some pillaging. " He said waving her through the door with his hands. "We really should be going pretty soon though." He said matter-of-factually to the rest of the group.
(OK so may Yiddish wouldn't have been used, but oh well.)
(OK so may Yiddish wouldn't have been used, but oh well.)
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The Road To Hell Is Paved With Good Intentions.
Unfortunately, It Is A 4 Lane Highway,
And I Don't Recommend Playing In Traffic
*Tilts And Rubs The Back Of His Head And Smiles Through A Blush*
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The Road To Hell Is Paved With Good Intentions.
Unfortunately, It Is A 4 Lane Highway,
And I Don't Recommend Playing In Traffic
*Tilts And Rubs The Back Of His Head And Smiles Through A Blush*
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- Neoflame
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"o,k? so. out of the frying pan, into the fire. an whoi exactly does the throne belong to anyway," he asked Jasmine.
i hav gone to find myself. if i get back before i return, let me know.
in the immortal words of Captin Jack Sparrow ~ "oh bugger."
"people r like machines. it cant hurt to press evrey button at least once."
"Violence solves everything. If the problem isn't solved, there are still survivors you missed."
in the immortal words of Captin Jack Sparrow ~ "oh bugger."
"people r like machines. it cant hurt to press evrey button at least once."
"Violence solves everything. If the problem isn't solved, there are still survivors you missed."
"Depends on who you ask, really." Jasmine replied, stretching and almost falling from her perch on the counter. She could feel the fog clearing from her mind, but she wasn't entirely sure if that was a good thing.
"Despite what people say about age bringing wisdom, I don't agree with a bunch of senile old coots arguing for hours and nothing being done. Better to have either a group of people who are in tune with the people and will actually do what needs to be done or one person who knows what they're doing and keeps the people happy, healthy and safe than a council of loons.
But then again, maybe monarchy is suited to these people and maybe it isn't. So, should there even be a throne?"
"Despite what people say about age bringing wisdom, I don't agree with a bunch of senile old coots arguing for hours and nothing being done. Better to have either a group of people who are in tune with the people and will actually do what needs to be done or one person who knows what they're doing and keeps the people happy, healthy and safe than a council of loons.
But then again, maybe monarchy is suited to these people and maybe it isn't. So, should there even be a throne?"
If I told you I was innocent, would you believe me?
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"Philosophy from a hung-over one... Wow... Don't hurt your brain." He said to Voyd, as he felt a strong urge to leave. "Come on let's go... I am getting anxious and the longer we stay here, the easier to track."
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The Road To Hell Is Paved With Good Intentions.
Unfortunately, It Is A 4 Lane Highway,
And I Don't Recommend Playing In Traffic
*Tilts And Rubs The Back Of His Head And Smiles Through A Blush*
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The Road To Hell Is Paved With Good Intentions.
Unfortunately, It Is A 4 Lane Highway,
And I Don't Recommend Playing In Traffic
*Tilts And Rubs The Back Of His Head And Smiles Through A Blush*
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Sakura was also anxious to leave, but only because the slight taste of action upstairs had brought about a thirst for more.
"Brodi's right, we should head off. I'm sure the inn keeper will catch onto us soon anyway. We haven't exactly been... normal guests."
"Brodi's right, we should head off. I'm sure the inn keeper will catch onto us soon anyway. We haven't exactly been... normal guests."
My imaginary friend says you have serious mental problems.
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"We have two, that's consensus for me.... Don't make me throw you over my shoulder." He said looking at Jasmine, who was still obviously tired.
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The Road To Hell Is Paved With Good Intentions.
Unfortunately, It Is A 4 Lane Highway,
And I Don't Recommend Playing In Traffic
*Tilts And Rubs The Back Of His Head And Smiles Through A Blush*
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The Road To Hell Is Paved With Good Intentions.
Unfortunately, It Is A 4 Lane Highway,
And I Don't Recommend Playing In Traffic
*Tilts And Rubs The Back Of His Head And Smiles Through A Blush*
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"Anything you want. This is you one chance at kindness from me, so take it or leave it." He said looking a Jasmine sucking on the ice cube. "You know I could just give you some water if you wanted?"
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The Road To Hell Is Paved With Good Intentions.
Unfortunately, It Is A 4 Lane Highway,
And I Don't Recommend Playing In Traffic
*Tilts And Rubs The Back Of His Head And Smiles Through A Blush*
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The Road To Hell Is Paved With Good Intentions.
Unfortunately, It Is A 4 Lane Highway,
And I Don't Recommend Playing In Traffic
*Tilts And Rubs The Back Of His Head And Smiles Through A Blush*
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- BoneSatellite
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"Yeah! Yeah, I have said it about a million times. We Know." He said a tad bit obnoxiously.
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The Road To Hell Is Paved With Good Intentions.
Unfortunately, It Is A 4 Lane Highway,
And I Don't Recommend Playing In Traffic
*Tilts And Rubs The Back Of His Head And Smiles Through A Blush*
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The Road To Hell Is Paved With Good Intentions.
Unfortunately, It Is A 4 Lane Highway,
And I Don't Recommend Playing In Traffic
*Tilts And Rubs The Back Of His Head And Smiles Through A Blush*
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Jasmine frowned for a moment, still a bit hazy. "I think I can walk." She finally said, standing and wavering on her feet for a moment before she found her center of gravity. "And thanks for the thought, but I like being able to control what goes into my body myself, thanks." She murmured, forcing her hand to not rub at her neck. The memory of the ice in her throat and lungs was just a little too vivid.
If I told you I was innocent, would you believe me?
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"Eh were moving, Now." He said as he picked up jasmine and perched on his shoulder. "Don't try to fight it or I will strap you down, we don't have time for this, so let's get your things and go." He said as he went up the stairs to her room.
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The Road To Hell Is Paved With Good Intentions.
Unfortunately, It Is A 4 Lane Highway,
And I Don't Recommend Playing In Traffic
*Tilts And Rubs The Back Of His Head And Smiles Through A Blush*
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The Road To Hell Is Paved With Good Intentions.
Unfortunately, It Is A 4 Lane Highway,
And I Don't Recommend Playing In Traffic
*Tilts And Rubs The Back Of His Head And Smiles Through A Blush*
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Jasmine considered arguing bfore shrugging inwardly and enjoying the ride. Things looked quite different from up here.
"Then what, Brodi, defender of the me?" She asked. Hmm... it seemed she was still slightly tipsy. Not good.
Well, not a terribly bad thing either... but a good thing to know.
"Then what, Brodi, defender of the me?" She asked. Hmm... it seemed she was still slightly tipsy. Not good.
Well, not a terribly bad thing either... but a good thing to know.
If I told you I was innocent, would you believe me?
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"Then we will figure out what you need to do next and do it. Trying to cause as much mischief as possible along the way of course. I do more than protect you, you know." He was surprised at his good humour this morning and thought to himself, "This wont last long, something is going to happen and I am going to have to break someone."
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The Road To Hell Is Paved With Good Intentions.
Unfortunately, It Is A 4 Lane Highway,
And I Don't Recommend Playing In Traffic
*Tilts And Rubs The Back Of His Head And Smiles Through A Blush*
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The Road To Hell Is Paved With Good Intentions.
Unfortunately, It Is A 4 Lane Highway,
And I Don't Recommend Playing In Traffic
*Tilts And Rubs The Back Of His Head And Smiles Through A Blush*
<a href="http://www.factorizer.co.uk" title="Funny Facts"><img src="http://www.factorizer.co.uk/Fox,6,ffffff,09,0.png" alt="Funny Facts" /></a>
"I like mischief..." Jasmine fell silent as she yawned slightly. Sleep would be awfully good now... but horribly, terribly bad. Must. Not. Sleep. Although if she was being carried...
No. Bad Jasmine. No sleep.
"Where can we cause the most trouble?" She mused, more for her own benefit than anyone else's. "I vote we set fire to copious amounts of alcohol. So kids won't drink. But not so that people get hurt. Unless they deserve it. But who deserves it?" This train of thought was going nowhere... shoot.
No. Bad Jasmine. No sleep.
"Where can we cause the most trouble?" She mused, more for her own benefit than anyone else's. "I vote we set fire to copious amounts of alcohol. So kids won't drink. But not so that people get hurt. Unless they deserve it. But who deserves it?" This train of thought was going nowhere... shoot.
If I told you I was innocent, would you believe me?
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Brodi looked up at Jasmine, "Ehh, If that's what you want to do," and took a small bottle from his pocket and gave it to Jasmine,"it's gin. You're not going to burn my bottle vodka, unless that somehow keeps you alive." He reached the top of the stairs and turned towards Jasmine's room.
(On While the Brodi and Jasmine show *starts playing circus music)
(On While the Brodi and Jasmine show *starts playing circus music)
שועל
The Road To Hell Is Paved With Good Intentions.
Unfortunately, It Is A 4 Lane Highway,
And I Don't Recommend Playing In Traffic
*Tilts And Rubs The Back Of His Head And Smiles Through A Blush*
<a href="http://www.factorizer.co.uk" title="Funny Facts"><img src="http://www.factorizer.co.uk/Fox,6,ffffff,09,0.png" alt="Funny Facts" /></a>
The Road To Hell Is Paved With Good Intentions.
Unfortunately, It Is A 4 Lane Highway,
And I Don't Recommend Playing In Traffic
*Tilts And Rubs The Back Of His Head And Smiles Through A Blush*
<a href="http://www.factorizer.co.uk" title="Funny Facts"><img src="http://www.factorizer.co.uk/Fox,6,ffffff,09,0.png" alt="Funny Facts" /></a>