X-ing the news!!!
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X-ing the news!!!
(Neh, why not make a new thread with it ^^)
((thursdays news))
X-ing the news! (Random title I made up)
By your news man, Xsan (Zan) K'thas
and your weather chic! Kel!!!
Xsan:In todays news, Tigger and Pigglet went out to find pooh, they found him soon anough when Mrs.piggy gave them a swirrly because pigglet called her a sexy peice of bacon.
In other news, Dor won the 30 mile dash, he never did stop running. 5 secounds later and camra man Ben, and reporter, Chinie chan wan (Heh) were stampeaded by rabid fan girls, Voyd and Ebi, and then maimed by a tailess Sarah.
Now for the weather. Kel?
Kel:Thank you Xsan. For todays weather, it will be raining cats and dogs, make sure to stay inside, because chawowows (S?) may be cute and small, but you may be knocked out for a few days if they ladn on your head.
There will be a thunder storm coming along soon, Jesus and God are having another bowling match, hopefully God will win, last time he lost, we had a catigory 6 huricane.
That concludes our news for this week.
(Cont)
((thursdays news))
X-ing the news! (Random title I made up)
By your news man, Xsan (Zan) K'thas
and your weather chic! Kel!!!
Xsan:In todays news, Tigger and Pigglet went out to find pooh, they found him soon anough when Mrs.piggy gave them a swirrly because pigglet called her a sexy peice of bacon.
In other news, Dor won the 30 mile dash, he never did stop running. 5 secounds later and camra man Ben, and reporter, Chinie chan wan (Heh) were stampeaded by rabid fan girls, Voyd and Ebi, and then maimed by a tailess Sarah.
Now for the weather. Kel?
Kel:Thank you Xsan. For todays weather, it will be raining cats and dogs, make sure to stay inside, because chawowows (S?) may be cute and small, but you may be knocked out for a few days if they ladn on your head.
There will be a thunder storm coming along soon, Jesus and God are having another bowling match, hopefully God will win, last time he lost, we had a catigory 6 huricane.
That concludes our news for this week.
(Cont)
I have pedophobepobia 

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Xsan:and back with the news.
We have just recently found out, Merc is actually a sheep man! not a goat guy!
When reporter Chinie chan wan, asked him how he felt, he proceded to, kill her slowly, ben the camra man, ran as fast as he could away.
Xsan:In other news
Barny now sues everyone that knocks him over with a 2 by 4
((I hate you, you hate me, lets get together and kill barny, with a 2 by 4 yadayada))
He has been getting richer and richer by the secound. Bill gates is poor compared to barny. who wants to be a millionair is now switched to, who wants to be a barnyair?
now for the weather...
Kel: after the cats and dogs sece to fall from the sky, cotten candy clouds came in, raining meat balls, and ummm... BLACK LICORISH!!!!! *Evil cackle*
Xsan:Ok....well...we will send you to a week long camirshal (S?) break, as I call the loony bin...
We have just recently found out, Merc is actually a sheep man! not a goat guy!
When reporter Chinie chan wan, asked him how he felt, he proceded to, kill her slowly, ben the camra man, ran as fast as he could away.
Xsan:In other news
Barny now sues everyone that knocks him over with a 2 by 4
((I hate you, you hate me, lets get together and kill barny, with a 2 by 4 yadayada))
He has been getting richer and richer by the secound. Bill gates is poor compared to barny. who wants to be a millionair is now switched to, who wants to be a barnyair?
now for the weather...
Kel: after the cats and dogs sece to fall from the sky, cotten candy clouds came in, raining meat balls, and ummm... BLACK LICORISH!!!!! *Evil cackle*
Xsan:Ok....well...we will send you to a week long camirshal (S?) break, as I call the loony bin...
I have pedophobepobia 

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YAY!!!
hey Ebi, why not take turns doing Dor? I'll start ^^
*voiceover*
And now, for our segmentt on Dorian Nymndemise, here is our repoter, Voyd, at the scene.
Voyd: well it's a rainy day in paradise, voiceover, which is undoubtedly one of Dorian's favourite seasonal weatherings, so it is, in fact, a good day.
Now, if we look behind me, you will see the door that Dorian has barricaded himself behind, little knowing that Ebility and I have created a tunnel from inside his room.
And, if you listen carefully, you may be able to hear Dorian making that discovery as Ebi enters his room.
*cue scream*
*sound of barricades being pulled away*
*door shooting open*
And here is the star of the hour! Dorian, dearie, how do you feel about this tunnel?
Dor: *indiscipherable babbling*
Ebility: He was changing his shirt. *grin*
Voyd: And now, with the excellent timing of my partner, I bid you all adieu, as I fully intend on taking advantage of this situation!
*all go through door*
*door closes*
Voyd/Ebility: will you stop moving, Dor?! I'm trying to draw here!
*scene fades to black*
*voiceover*
well, er, that was...
stuff it.
NEXT!


*voiceover*
And now, for our segmentt on Dorian Nymndemise, here is our repoter, Voyd, at the scene.
Voyd: well it's a rainy day in paradise, voiceover, which is undoubtedly one of Dorian's favourite seasonal weatherings, so it is, in fact, a good day.
Now, if we look behind me, you will see the door that Dorian has barricaded himself behind, little knowing that Ebility and I have created a tunnel from inside his room.
And, if you listen carefully, you may be able to hear Dorian making that discovery as Ebi enters his room.
*cue scream*
*sound of barricades being pulled away*
*door shooting open*
And here is the star of the hour! Dorian, dearie, how do you feel about this tunnel?
Dor: *indiscipherable babbling*
Ebility: He was changing his shirt. *grin*
Voyd: And now, with the excellent timing of my partner, I bid you all adieu, as I fully intend on taking advantage of this situation!
*all go through door*
*door closes*
Voyd/Ebility: will you stop moving, Dor?! I'm trying to draw here!
*scene fades to black*
*voiceover*
well, er, that was...
stuff it.
NEXT!
If I told you I was innocent, would you believe me?
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*snooping around* ooh! it's the tunnel that ebi and voyd dug into dor's room! *goes in tunnel*
ah hah! lookie what this reporter has found
snowy:despite the shouts you may have heard from outside about ebi and voyd trying to draw dor, they are in fact -
*is knocked to the ground by an angry ebi while voyd tapes her mouth shut*
ah hah! lookie what this reporter has found

snowy:despite the shouts you may have heard from outside about ebi and voyd trying to draw dor, they are in fact -
*is knocked to the ground by an angry ebi while voyd tapes her mouth shut*
My imaginary friend says you have serious mental problems.
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*struggles against the insane amount of tape used*
~sound of tape coming off~
*falls onto ground with a thump and pulls off remaining tape*
snowy: ah hem...something tells me i better leave...and soon
*runs out through tunnel*
snowy: and a quick summary before i'm mauled to death! as you saw, inside was not what it was expected to be. thanks to my camera man for getting all that a-AAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGH!!!!!!
~sound of tape coming off~
*falls onto ground with a thump and pulls off remaining tape*
snowy: ah hem...something tells me i better leave...and soon
*runs out through tunnel*
snowy: and a quick summary before i'm mauled to death! as you saw, inside was not what it was expected to be. thanks to my camera man for getting all that a-AAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGH!!!!!!
My imaginary friend says you have serious mental problems.
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