Tales of Yore
Ok, so I guess this isn't "tomorrow" but I'll do it now.
So, one sunny day in '03, two of my friends and I were hanging out afterschool. At that time, the music building was under construction and the music rooms were split up throughout the campus. This is important because the teachers' office was seperate from the band room. So, completely unsupervised, we went to the band room a.k.a. cafeteria to make huge amounts of noice with the percussion stuff. I'd say we succeeded.
Well, one friend--Nelson--tried playing with the cymbals, but couldn't quite figure it out because the leather straps are quite huge. So I took one from him and demonstrated how to turn flip it around to get a secure grip. Then he had one of his less than brilliant ideas, and ran to the other side of the room, bending his knees and holding out the cymbal. I, being the idiot that I am, figured it out and did the same. Then we kind of...jousted, I suppose. My other friend, Sarah, later said that clowns do that sometimes. We however, being far from professional or even smart, hit our cymbals at an angle. Suddenly I saw a gold line coming straight at my face and jumped back as quickly as I could. I felt the edge of the cymbal lightly touch the bridge of my nose as I moved back. It was cold but painless, so I assumed it was fine. The realization that the situation could have been really bad dawned on me, and, having escaped something bad, I grinned.
Meanwhile, Nelson stared at me, absolutely terrified. Worried that he'd been hurt, I was about to ask him what happened when he pointed and said, "We better get that checked. You've got this huge gash right there!"
I felt nothing there, so I was a little confused until I actually checked. I poked the spot with a finger, and felt something that was definitely not my nose. It felt like Jello with a hard spot at the center. It was then that I felt something pouring down my nose and pulled a few very red fingers away to look at them. I looked over at Sarah, who ran off to get help. Perplexed, I looked down at my bloody hand and headed to the nearby restroom to wash off the blood.
Oddly enough, the first thing that I thought of as I put my hand under the running water was "How am I going to hide this from Mom?" Then I wet a paper towel and wiped the blood from my nose. I threw it away and turned to go. The mirrors, however, were right next to the door and I finally got a good look at just what had happened. The gash was about an inch long, directly between the eyes. The sides had been pulled upwards and down so it made a rather large circle. I leaned in closer and realized that the hard grey thing in the middle was bone. After a moment of staring in shock, I rushed back, grabbed a handful of paper towels, wet a few and went outside, trying desperately to hold my nose together. Nelson was waiting around the corner and we headed for the office.
Sarah had gotten the two yard duties and they met us on the way. They made me take the paper towel off for a moment so they could see. The shorter one looked at me and said, "That's going to need stitches."
"Stitches?" I squeaked.
The other one, who was taller and looked and acted kind of like Sinbad, said, "Wow, you're gonna have a really cool scar there."
"Scar?"
So they took me to the office and I sat there shaking with my friends. Eventually I got sick of being scared and answered passerbies' strange looks with a cheerful "Hi, I have a hole in my head!"
Then, as we waited for my stepfather to pick me up, my chemistry teacher came by and actually dared to ask what we'd done.
"A science experiment!" Cried Nelson as we laughed. "An object in motion stays in motion!"
He decided it was better not to ask for details. Then my band director, Mr. Burn, came in and stared at me for a moment. Fortunately I had just changed gauze and so there was only a red spot. He looked like he was about to ask, but then thought better of it and walked out. Eventually my stepfather showed up (half an hour after the call) and took me to Urgent Care.
Urgent Care is actually the funniest part of the store so I'll get to that later. For now I have to go to work.
So, one sunny day in '03, two of my friends and I were hanging out afterschool. At that time, the music building was under construction and the music rooms were split up throughout the campus. This is important because the teachers' office was seperate from the band room. So, completely unsupervised, we went to the band room a.k.a. cafeteria to make huge amounts of noice with the percussion stuff. I'd say we succeeded.
Well, one friend--Nelson--tried playing with the cymbals, but couldn't quite figure it out because the leather straps are quite huge. So I took one from him and demonstrated how to turn flip it around to get a secure grip. Then he had one of his less than brilliant ideas, and ran to the other side of the room, bending his knees and holding out the cymbal. I, being the idiot that I am, figured it out and did the same. Then we kind of...jousted, I suppose. My other friend, Sarah, later said that clowns do that sometimes. We however, being far from professional or even smart, hit our cymbals at an angle. Suddenly I saw a gold line coming straight at my face and jumped back as quickly as I could. I felt the edge of the cymbal lightly touch the bridge of my nose as I moved back. It was cold but painless, so I assumed it was fine. The realization that the situation could have been really bad dawned on me, and, having escaped something bad, I grinned.
Meanwhile, Nelson stared at me, absolutely terrified. Worried that he'd been hurt, I was about to ask him what happened when he pointed and said, "We better get that checked. You've got this huge gash right there!"
I felt nothing there, so I was a little confused until I actually checked. I poked the spot with a finger, and felt something that was definitely not my nose. It felt like Jello with a hard spot at the center. It was then that I felt something pouring down my nose and pulled a few very red fingers away to look at them. I looked over at Sarah, who ran off to get help. Perplexed, I looked down at my bloody hand and headed to the nearby restroom to wash off the blood.
Oddly enough, the first thing that I thought of as I put my hand under the running water was "How am I going to hide this from Mom?" Then I wet a paper towel and wiped the blood from my nose. I threw it away and turned to go. The mirrors, however, were right next to the door and I finally got a good look at just what had happened. The gash was about an inch long, directly between the eyes. The sides had been pulled upwards and down so it made a rather large circle. I leaned in closer and realized that the hard grey thing in the middle was bone. After a moment of staring in shock, I rushed back, grabbed a handful of paper towels, wet a few and went outside, trying desperately to hold my nose together. Nelson was waiting around the corner and we headed for the office.
Sarah had gotten the two yard duties and they met us on the way. They made me take the paper towel off for a moment so they could see. The shorter one looked at me and said, "That's going to need stitches."
"Stitches?" I squeaked.
The other one, who was taller and looked and acted kind of like Sinbad, said, "Wow, you're gonna have a really cool scar there."
"Scar?"
So they took me to the office and I sat there shaking with my friends. Eventually I got sick of being scared and answered passerbies' strange looks with a cheerful "Hi, I have a hole in my head!"
Then, as we waited for my stepfather to pick me up, my chemistry teacher came by and actually dared to ask what we'd done.
"A science experiment!" Cried Nelson as we laughed. "An object in motion stays in motion!"
He decided it was better not to ask for details. Then my band director, Mr. Burn, came in and stared at me for a moment. Fortunately I had just changed gauze and so there was only a red spot. He looked like he was about to ask, but then thought better of it and walked out. Eventually my stepfather showed up (half an hour after the call) and took me to Urgent Care.
Urgent Care is actually the funniest part of the store so I'll get to that later. For now I have to go to work.
I'm bored.
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Fanguy
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heres abunch of yore!
http://media.putfile.com/You-Got-Owned-AGAIN
http://media.putfile.com/OWNED-Part-Deux
http://media.putfile.com/Owned90
http://media.putfile.com/yougotownedwmv
http://media.putfile.com/Owned78
http://media.putfile.com/sleeping-guy-owned
http://media.putfile.com/Owned39
http://media.putfile.com/owned7913
http://media.putfile.com/Click-Click-OWNED_000196
http://media.putfile.com/PWN4GEwmv
http://media.putfile.com/ownedagainsm
You Have Officialy Been OWN3D!!!!!!
NOTE: may see same images in multiple ones.
P.S.: NO HALO OR VIDEOGAME VIDS!
http://media.putfile.com/You-Got-Owned-AGAIN
http://media.putfile.com/OWNED-Part-Deux
http://media.putfile.com/Owned90
http://media.putfile.com/yougotownedwmv
http://media.putfile.com/Owned78
http://media.putfile.com/sleeping-guy-owned
http://media.putfile.com/Owned39
http://media.putfile.com/owned7913
http://media.putfile.com/Click-Click-OWNED_000196
http://media.putfile.com/PWN4GEwmv
http://media.putfile.com/ownedagainsm
You Have Officialy Been OWN3D!!!!!!
NOTE: may see same images in multiple ones.
P.S.: NO HALO OR VIDEOGAME VIDS!
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Fanguy
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hehe but i like the guy bieng like a tennis ball!
(bouncin between cars)
example of stupid thing: guy leaning head out of door of car and getting hit by car going opposite direction.
Examples of funny things(humman):
woman steping back and falling through open trap door in floor.
guy spearin self in nuts with pole jumping pole thingy.
guy getting hit buy basket ball from other side of court during game.
examplese of HOLY SHIT!:o':
the ESPN snow mobile clip,
the fair grounds ride clip,
the car getting smashed by semi clip,
The "Holy SHIT!:O' " BUT FUNNY AND/OR AWSOME! CLIPS:
EXPLODING CARS,
THE "SERRIOUS" MOTER BIKE WRECKS (SPECIALY THE ONES WHERE PEOPLE GO FLYIN, ON ONE I THOUGHT "tHAT WOULD BE sooo MUCH FUNN IF IT DIDN'T HURT LIKE HELL!")
jUST PLAIN AWSOME:
THE HYDROLLIC (s?) JET!
the guy ridding allthe way over a river/creek thingy on a snowmobile!
guy lighting himself on fire on the roof of a hottel, then jumping into pool!
some others i cant think of at the moment.
Funny animals:
the lion sceen.
the cat bieng "rescued" sceen (i love that one^^)
(bouncin between cars)
example of stupid thing: guy leaning head out of door of car and getting hit by car going opposite direction.
Examples of funny things(humman):
woman steping back and falling through open trap door in floor.
guy spearin self in nuts with pole jumping pole thingy.
guy getting hit buy basket ball from other side of court during game.
examplese of HOLY SHIT!:o':
the ESPN snow mobile clip,
the fair grounds ride clip,
the car getting smashed by semi clip,
The "Holy SHIT!:O' " BUT FUNNY AND/OR AWSOME! CLIPS:
EXPLODING CARS,
THE "SERRIOUS" MOTER BIKE WRECKS (SPECIALY THE ONES WHERE PEOPLE GO FLYIN, ON ONE I THOUGHT "tHAT WOULD BE sooo MUCH FUNN IF IT DIDN'T HURT LIKE HELL!")
jUST PLAIN AWSOME:
THE HYDROLLIC (s?) JET!
the guy ridding allthe way over a river/creek thingy on a snowmobile!
guy lighting himself on fire on the roof of a hottel, then jumping into pool!
some others i cant think of at the moment.
Funny animals:
the lion sceen.
the cat bieng "rescued" sceen (i love that one^^)
Please do not piss off the Dragon, For You are CRUNCHY and taste good with KETCHUP
If you're gonna go down, go down in flames!
Rules are like paperclips: meant to keep things together, fun to bend, and easily twisted out of shape.
THE TENT IS EATING ME! THE TENT IS EATING MEEEEEEEEE!
Insanity is Creativity without an interpreter.
Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
My infinity is bigger than yours
~ I have the power to spontaneaously manifest malformed emoticon's in this screen for no reason or any kind of logical sense... only on Tuesday though
If you're gonna go down, go down in flames!
Rules are like paperclips: meant to keep things together, fun to bend, and easily twisted out of shape.
THE TENT IS EATING ME! THE TENT IS EATING MEEEEEEEEE!
Insanity is Creativity without an interpreter.
Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
My infinity is bigger than yours
~ I have the power to spontaneaously manifest malformed emoticon's in this screen for no reason or any kind of logical sense... only on Tuesday though
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Fanguy
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love the PWN4GE ones song too!^^
Please do not piss off the Dragon, For You are CRUNCHY and taste good with KETCHUP
If you're gonna go down, go down in flames!
Rules are like paperclips: meant to keep things together, fun to bend, and easily twisted out of shape.
THE TENT IS EATING ME! THE TENT IS EATING MEEEEEEEEE!
Insanity is Creativity without an interpreter.
Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
My infinity is bigger than yours
~ I have the power to spontaneaously manifest malformed emoticon's in this screen for no reason or any kind of logical sense... only on Tuesday though
If you're gonna go down, go down in flames!
Rules are like paperclips: meant to keep things together, fun to bend, and easily twisted out of shape.
THE TENT IS EATING ME! THE TENT IS EATING MEEEEEEEEE!
Insanity is Creativity without an interpreter.
Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
My infinity is bigger than yours
~ I have the power to spontaneaously manifest malformed emoticon's in this screen for no reason or any kind of logical sense... only on Tuesday though
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Fanguy
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- Joined: Tue Aug 16, 2005 11:01 am
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Hurray! I now no what it is!
do you know what some of the others are?
do you know what some of the others are?
Please do not piss off the Dragon, For You are CRUNCHY and taste good with KETCHUP
If you're gonna go down, go down in flames!
Rules are like paperclips: meant to keep things together, fun to bend, and easily twisted out of shape.
THE TENT IS EATING ME! THE TENT IS EATING MEEEEEEEEE!
Insanity is Creativity without an interpreter.
Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
My infinity is bigger than yours
~ I have the power to spontaneaously manifest malformed emoticon's in this screen for no reason or any kind of logical sense... only on Tuesday though
If you're gonna go down, go down in flames!
Rules are like paperclips: meant to keep things together, fun to bend, and easily twisted out of shape.
THE TENT IS EATING ME! THE TENT IS EATING MEEEEEEEEE!
Insanity is Creativity without an interpreter.
Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
My infinity is bigger than yours
~ I have the power to spontaneaously manifest malformed emoticon's in this screen for no reason or any kind of logical sense... only on Tuesday though
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Fanguy
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yhiss is a funny random flash with 7 animated skits!
watch and enjoy:
Skittles-n-bits:
http://dungeon-studios.com/mov20.htm
this one has almost 50 animated sprite skits bassed on video games!
Pixels on the brain:
http://dungeon-studios.com/mov22.htm
^^'
watch and enjoy:
Skittles-n-bits:
http://dungeon-studios.com/mov20.htm
this one has almost 50 animated sprite skits bassed on video games!
Pixels on the brain:
http://dungeon-studios.com/mov22.htm
^^'
Please do not piss off the Dragon, For You are CRUNCHY and taste good with KETCHUP
If you're gonna go down, go down in flames!
Rules are like paperclips: meant to keep things together, fun to bend, and easily twisted out of shape.
THE TENT IS EATING ME! THE TENT IS EATING MEEEEEEEEE!
Insanity is Creativity without an interpreter.
Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
My infinity is bigger than yours
~ I have the power to spontaneaously manifest malformed emoticon's in this screen for no reason or any kind of logical sense... only on Tuesday though
If you're gonna go down, go down in flames!
Rules are like paperclips: meant to keep things together, fun to bend, and easily twisted out of shape.
THE TENT IS EATING ME! THE TENT IS EATING MEEEEEEEEE!
Insanity is Creativity without an interpreter.
Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
My infinity is bigger than yours
~ I have the power to spontaneaously manifest malformed emoticon's in this screen for no reason or any kind of logical sense... only on Tuesday though
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Fanguy
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- Joined: Tue Aug 16, 2005 11:01 am
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Love the Superman bit^^
Please do not piss off the Dragon, For You are CRUNCHY and taste good with KETCHUP
If you're gonna go down, go down in flames!
Rules are like paperclips: meant to keep things together, fun to bend, and easily twisted out of shape.
THE TENT IS EATING ME! THE TENT IS EATING MEEEEEEEEE!
Insanity is Creativity without an interpreter.
Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
My infinity is bigger than yours
~ I have the power to spontaneaously manifest malformed emoticon's in this screen for no reason or any kind of logical sense... only on Tuesday though
If you're gonna go down, go down in flames!
Rules are like paperclips: meant to keep things together, fun to bend, and easily twisted out of shape.
THE TENT IS EATING ME! THE TENT IS EATING MEEEEEEEEE!
Insanity is Creativity without an interpreter.
Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
My infinity is bigger than yours
~ I have the power to spontaneaously manifest malformed emoticon's in this screen for no reason or any kind of logical sense... only on Tuesday though