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And I proceeded to tell him the story of the twenty seven eight-by-ten
colour glossy pictures with the circles and arrows and the paragraph on
the back of each one--

and he stopped me right there and said, "Kid, I want
you to go and sit down on that bench that says Group W .... NOW kid!!"
"Some people play tennis, I erode the human soul."

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And I, I walked over to the, to the bench there, and there is, Group W's
where they put you if you may not be moral enough to join the army after
committing your special crime, and there was all kinds of mean nasty ugly
looking people on the bench there. Mother rapers. Father stabbers. Father
rapers! Father rapers sitting right there on the bench next to me!
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And they was mean and nasty and ugly and horrible crime-type guys sitting on the bench next to me. And the meanest, ugliest, nastiest one, the meanest father raper of them all, was coming over to me and he was mean 'n' ugly 'n' nasty 'n' horrible and all kind of things and he sat down next to me and said, "Kid, whad'ya get?"
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I said, "I didn't get nothing, I had to pay $50 and pick up the garbage." He said, "What were you arrested for, kid?"
And I said, "Littering."
And they all moved away from me on the bench
there, and the hairy eyeball and all kinds of mean nasty things, till I
said, "And creating a nuisance."
And they all came back, shook my hand,
and we had a great time on the bench, talkin about crime, mother stabbing, father raping, all kinds of groovy things that we was talking about on the bench. And everything was fine, we was smoking cigarettes and all kinds of things, until the Sargeant came over...
"Some people play tennis, I erode the human soul."

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had some paper in his hand, held it
up and said.

"Kids, this-piece-of-paper's-got-47-words-37-sentences-58-words-we-wanna-know-details-of-the-crime-time-of-the-crime-and-any-other-kind-of-thing-you-gotta-say-pertaining-to-and-about-the-crime-I-want-to-know-arresting-officer's-name-and-any-other-kind-of-thing-you-gotta-say", and talked for forty-five minutes and nobody understood a word that he said, but we had fun filling out the forms and playing with the pencils on the bench there, and I filled out the massacre with the four part harmony, and wrote it down there, just like it was, and everything was fine and I put down the pencil, and I turned over the piece of paper, and there, there on the other side, in the middle of the other side, away from everything else on the other side, in parentheses, capital letters, quotated, read the following words:
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Post by Wildekarrde »

("KID, HAVE YOU REHABILITATED YOURSELF?")
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I have never seen this thread at the bottom of a page... what is wrong with the world?
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Post by Kelll »

Ok so three gay guys walk into a bar and on- oh wait, you were saying something?

Ok ADD doesn't alow me to read everything, what I miss?
I have pedophobepobia :D

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a lot
where you been
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Se now, if I told you, I'd have to kill you.

Oh, you mean forreals? Blah, Forums are confusing me now, chatrooms are faster D: I'm sorry muches, forgive me <;c;>?
I have pedophobepobia :D

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Anyway, I got myself a MSN, so for you pplz who want me, 'Tundramists@hotmail.com' Totally, talk to meh, I luv yah, Dahlings~<3
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BOOM!!!

That's what I slept to last night. East coast storms are CRAZY. BA-BA-BOOM!

I had to pack EVERYTHING, and I've been sleeping on my friend's floor the past week (a lot better than it sounds, trust me) and trying to get everything together. My stuff's scattered across 5 cities in two states. BUT I just moved into someone's attic kind of out in the woods.

I'm gonna go explore WEE
I'm bored.

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My parents just moved to Georgia. That means holiday's will most likely be spent with Will's family... AGONY!


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The thunder storms here have destroyed a lot of trees and one of my windows
שועל

The Road To Hell Is Paved With Good Intentions.
Unfortunately, It Is A 4 Lane Highway,
And I Don't Recommend Playing In Traffic

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I like thunderstorms .....
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I do too.... Just not when they cost me money :(
שועל

The Road To Hell Is Paved With Good Intentions.
Unfortunately, It Is A 4 Lane Highway,
And I Don't Recommend Playing In Traffic

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makes sense
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And I gotta admit it sucks having to run up a loooooong wet gravel driveway, up steps, and down the front path before jumping under the stream of water spilling over the gutter before getting to the front door while the rain is coming down in sheets.

What's crazier is that around 1am it just stopped. Like someone turned off the faucet. And today you could hardly tell it'd been raining buckets the night before except for the occasional blown down/blown up tree.

California is very far away indeed. :o
I'm bored.

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Post by Kelll »

HEY MOSS

Teeko laffs you too :3

*Creator of Teeko <3*

Teeko: *Giggles* >w<
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Kelll wrote:HEY MOSS

Teeko laffs you too :3

*Creator of Teeko <3*

Teeko: *Giggles* >w<
Wait... what???? :eyebrow:
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