BATTLE THREAD OF DOOM!!!!!!!

שועל · Post by **שועל** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 7:28 am

okay... *Katana appears in front of Fox and Cuts through the vines* THis is safety tree...

Cariad · Post by **Cariad** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 9:06 am

*Cariad’s face immediately takes on an expression of affronted innocence mingled with laughter.*

“Wait, wait, you thought I was threatening you?”

*Looks at the katana and shrugs.*

“Fox, falling out of trees is dangerous, my friend. I’m on your side. You really should be careful with those sharp objects, though,” he says seriously.

*Saunters over to Snowy’s yoghurt stash and scoops up a good handful, takes careful aim, and lobs it at Neoflame.*

שועל · Post by **שועל** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 4:48 pm

*Katana flies down and sticks Cariad pant leg to the ground* You were saying...

Neoflame · Post by **Neoflame** » Sat Aug 26, 2006 4:38 am

hmm? Ack! *dodges falling yogurt* oooh, my turn! *suanters over to Cariad* *motions Queequeg over* *rummages around in Queequegs pockets temperal spacial displacement* aha! *banana cream pie to the FACE*

שועל · Post by **שועל** » Sat Aug 26, 2006 3:00 pm

Twas worth it ^^

Irish · Post by **Irish** » Mon Aug 28, 2006 10:54 am

*hasn't been here in a bit and isn't sure what's up, but wanders over to Neo and grabs the side of his face, zapping him with red bolts*

"Fun fun" >D

שועל · Post by **שועל** » Mon Aug 28, 2006 11:10 am

simple but sweet... ^^

Voyd · Post by **Voyd** » Mon Aug 28, 2006 11:07 pm

*takes all the footballs in the entire known and unknown universe and ceremoniously burns them*

not gonna get fricking well hit in the head for a third time

Neoflame · Post by **Neoflame** » Tue Aug 29, 2006 12:54 am

*twitch with zappy hair*

*slashes with ignited sword at Irish, gashing her stomache* an jus fer something ta do....

*throws a basketball at Voyd's head* *starts running fer safety tree* WAHAHAhahahahahaaaa *BONK*

Voyd · Post by **Voyd** » Tue Aug 29, 2006 1:20 am

...
*catches basketball*

*walks over to Neo*

*dribbles basketball on Neo's head*

Snowy · Post by **Snowy** » Tue Aug 29, 2006 5:32 am

*does a run up and skids into voyd, knocking her over*

שועל · Post by **שועל** » Tue Aug 29, 2006 8:14 am

I think we need a ref. for this thread. I mean really basketballs and slide tackles....

Neoflame · Post by **Neoflame** » Tue Aug 29, 2006 8:29 am

*rubs noggin* thanks Snowy! *pulls out a blow up squeeky hammer an rushes Voyd before she can get up* *squeeky......squeeky squeeky*

Irish · Post by **Irish** » Tue Aug 29, 2006 12:23 pm

*looks at her slashed, burnt tummy*

"eeeew..."

*runs and football tackles neo, sparking all the way, knocking him a good few feet away from where he had stood*

*starts throttling him*

Cariad · Post by **Cariad** » Tue Aug 29, 2006 9:24 pm

*Lowers his hands and thoughtfully sticks a finger into the cream covering the face...of the clock he'd retrieved from Queequeg's pocket in his haste to find anything remotely like a shield to block Neo's impending close-quarters attack.* ^^

*With great delicacy, Cariad licks his fingers. He eyes the simple round wall clock. Now that enough of the pie has been cleared away he can see the hands spinning frantically around the dial. Shaking the time-keeper does not improve matters much, he finds, watching the hands begin a slightly more frantic spin in opposite directions.*

"Fancy it doesn't work like this. Ah, well."

*After a few practice flicks of his wrist, Cariad sends the clock spinning away into the shadows. It would be just his luck (most likely bad), that they happen to be exactly the shadows Winterkatze is lurking in. He turns his attention to the katana. He could hardly return it to Fox, since he'd been so careless as to drop it...*

Neoflame · Post by **Neoflame** » Wed Aug 30, 2006 3:28 am

*squee--

OOOF! ow. *bzzzt* ow. *squeeky* ow. *squeeky squeek--*pop* aw man! u popped mah squeeky hammer!

*Neo becomes a living figure of flames* *WHOOSH*

Voyd · Post by **Voyd** » Wed Aug 30, 2006 5:24 am

...

*tickles snowy*

שועל · Post by **שועל** » Wed Aug 30, 2006 5:16 pm

*The katana lifted out of the ground and waved under cariad's chin.* I would like to see ya try.

Irish · Post by **Irish** » Wed Aug 30, 2006 8:40 pm

"gah!"

*leaps back from the flaming Neo, but not fast enought to escape some "lovely" 3rd degree burns*

*Starts running, sparking just in case Neo is chasing*

*isn't watching where she's running*
*accidentally rams into Fox, electricuting him*
*sees the katana floating in front of Cariad, not wishing that to be her anytime soon*

"Aw cruds..."

*struggling to get up to run once more*

שועל · Post by **שועל** » Thu Aug 31, 2006 6:44 am

Gah *slightly pissed cause of being run into. creates a deep pool under Irish* THat ought to short you out.