It's fun being this evil.
So... I take it you're hoping Tom Cruise will find out about your parodying him, he'll put up a huge fuss, your hits will go through the roof, and you'll get rich because Tom Cruise is the biggest twit around?
Or you just dislike Tom Cruise that much.
(The Kittens do too. They'd loooove to ribbon him.
But everytime one of their Yarn Spheres gets close to him he thinks it's a UFO and flees.)