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Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2001 12:26 am
by Glick Glidewell
...imitators!<P>For those of you that don't know, they wouldn't let Nader into the BUILDING of the debate even though he bought a ticket like any other audience member.
This may have been a smart move, but who know's what would have happened if he'd been let in?
Admitedly, he probably wouldn't have dramatically swayed votes like in this week's comic, but we'll never know for sure!<P>------------------
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Featuring time traveling teenagers not played by Michael J. Fox.<P><A HREF="
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Set in the future! In comic form!
Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2001 5:08 am
by ZOMBIE USER 3288
that's funny. Actually, it's one of those things that would be a funny joke, if it were a joke, like Jean Claude Van Damme. Stupid Van Damme.
Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2001 5:37 am
by Glick Glidewell
In "Mike Nelson's Movie Megacheese", by Mike Nelson of MST3K, he's referred to as Mr. Claude Van Damme. Man, that's a great book. Too bad some damn dirty ape bought Barnes & Noble's only copy. Maybe it was Old Claudy Van Demmey himself! Or Ralph Nader. Hmm...<P>------------------
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Featuring time traveling teenagers not played by Michael J. Fox.<P><A HREF="
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Set in the future! In comic form!
Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2001 5:45 am
by ZOMBIE USER 3288
I think that was me...
Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2001 1:40 am
by Glick Glidewell
You were Jean Claude Van Damme? That explains why you were on Baywatch...<P>------------------
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Featuring time traveling teenagers not played by Michael J. Fox.<P><A HREF="
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Set in the future! In comic form!
Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2001 2:58 am
by ZOMBIE USER 3288
Dammit, Van Damme isn't cool enough to be on Baywatch. And I don't think baywatch is very cool, so imagine my opinion on Van Damme. Anyway, it was Van Damme week on USA last week - anyone but me watch? I was watching the one where he plays a complete idiot who likes to take his shirt off and jump kick people... sorry, that doesn't narrow it down, but it was based around some super evil russians planning to sell fake blue jeans, or something. Grrr. I blame Van Damme, and of course Lars Ulrich.
Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2001 8:14 am
by Glick Glidewell
They're probably the same person!
He becomes Lars Ulrich whenever he gets dired of people saying "God jeanclaudevan Damn!"
If he punched them, the would break his wrist and they would laugh, so he has to become his secret identity.<P>------------------
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Featuring time traveling teenagers not played by Michael J. Fox.<P><A HREF="
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Set in the future! In comic form!
Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2001 2:47 am
by ZOMBIE USER 3288
Well, Lars and Mr. Damme could be the same person. But he probably wouldn't break his wrist trying to punch someone. This is because he would never try to punch someone. He doesn't know how. The only move he knows is that one jumpkick, and he has to take his shirt off before he does it. Maybe he injured himself while taking off his shirt, and he had to disguise it by being lars, or something.