I'm Ralph Nader, yes I'm the Ralph Nader, and all the other

Glick Glidewell · Post by **Glick Glidewell** » Sun Jun 24, 2001 12:26 am

...imitators!For those of you that don't know, they wouldn't let Nader into the BUILDING of the debate even though he bought a ticket like any other audience member.
This may have been a smart move, but who know's what would have happened if he'd been let in?
Admitedly, he probably wouldn't have dramatically swayed votes like in this week's comic, but we'll never know for sure!------------------
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Set in the future! In comic form!

ZOMBIE USER 3288 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 3288** » Sun Jul 01, 2001 5:08 am

that's funny. Actually, it's one of those things that would be a funny joke, if it were a joke, like Jean Claude Van Damme. Stupid Van Damme.

Glick Glidewell · Post by **Glick Glidewell** » Sun Jul 01, 2001 5:37 am

In "Mike Nelson's Movie Megacheese", by Mike Nelson of MST3K, he's referred to as Mr. Claude Van Damme. Man, that's a great book. Too bad some damn dirty ape bought Barnes & Noble's only copy. Maybe it was Old Claudy Van Demmey himself! Or Ralph Nader. Hmm...------------------
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Set in the future! In comic form!

ZOMBIE USER 3288 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 3288** » Sun Jul 01, 2001 5:45 am

I think that was me...

Glick Glidewell · Post by **Glick Glidewell** » Mon Jul 02, 2001 1:40 am

You were Jean Claude Van Damme? That explains why you were on Baywatch...------------------
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ZOMBIE USER 3288 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 3288** » Mon Jul 02, 2001 2:58 am

Dammit, Van Damme isn't cool enough to be on Baywatch. And I don't think baywatch is very cool, so imagine my opinion on Van Damme. Anyway, it was Van Damme week on USA last week - anyone but me watch? I was watching the one where he plays a complete idiot who likes to take his shirt off and jump kick people... sorry, that doesn't narrow it down, but it was based around some super evil russians planning to sell fake blue jeans, or something. Grrr. I blame Van Damme, and of course Lars Ulrich.

Glick Glidewell · Post by **Glick Glidewell** » Tue Jul 03, 2001 8:14 am

They're probably the same person!
He becomes Lars Ulrich whenever he gets dired of people saying "God jeanclaudevan Damn!"
If he punched them, the would break his wrist and they would laugh, so he has to become his secret identity.------------------
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ZOMBIE USER 3288 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 3288** » Wed Jul 11, 2001 2:47 am

Well, Lars and Mr. Damme could be the same person. But he probably wouldn't break his wrist trying to punch someone. This is because he would never try to punch someone. He doesn't know how. The only move he knows is that one jumpkick, and he has to take his shirt off before he does it. Maybe he injured himself while taking off his shirt, and he had to disguise it by being lars, or something.