You're BOTH wrong. Wales is a bloody dump. The lower part is just like the scummy bits of beautiful England with a higher crime rate and a larger percentage under the poverty line. And the upper bit is filled with people who speak a stupid, worthless language, sexually assault sheep and generally inbreed. And it always rains, is always grey, and is the setting for the death of my internal soul.
Do I win yet?
I don't need no arms around me.
I don't need no drugs to calm me.