Posting, just for Kane, because I'm great!

[Glick Glidewell]

Ok, I'll admit that America sucks more.
But it's only because of our incredible hugeness.

Scotland has more suckitude per capita than the U.S. of A!

[Dr_Looney]

You're BOTH wrong. Wales is a bloody dump. The lower part is just like the scummy bits of beautiful England with a higher crime rate and a larger percentage under the poverty line. And the upper bit is filled with people who speak a stupid, worthless language, sexually assault sheep and generally inbreed. And it always rains, is always grey, and is the setting for the death of my internal soul.

Do I win yet?

[Glick Glidewell]

There are no winners in suckiness, Pvt. Looney.

One day you'll understand that.

[Dr_Looney]

...I'd prefer to be referred to as your trusted Lieutentant, in a Shakespearian stylee. But that's just a little fancy of mine.

[Glick Glidewell]

Anon, Looney! Pray tell, where dost thou go?

[Dr_Looney]

Tarry, Jew, you'll have your pound of flesh.

Pound of flesh, indeed.

Old joke had to be resurrected.

[Glick Glidewell]

'Twasn't iambic pentameter, Loons.
In iambic pentameter, <i>indeed.</i>