I hate zombies.

Sometimes, your life really is a horror movie.
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best zombie defense?

baseball bat
0
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shotgun
0
No votes
sword (name type)
0
No votes
machine gun
1
17%
lightsaber
2
33%
phaser rifle
1
17%
phaser bazooka (like the one Worf had in ST: INS)
1
17%
superpower(s)
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a biting wit
1
17%
 
Total votes: 6

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I hate zombies.

Post by Grabmygoblin »

I hate zombies.
I mean, I REALLY hate zombies.
I think I could manage just about any other supernatural infestation. vampire, werewolf, swamp thing... you name it. no biggie.
but zombies? no, I would freak out and eventually get bitten.

...also can't stand ghosts if they are like the ones in Silent Hill and they are rip-offs of zombies, swarming you and killing you with their touch.
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Oh man, a lightsaber would be awesome.
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phaser bazooka (like the one Worf had in ST: INS)
I'm not enough of a nerd to know what that is, but I want it anyway.
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...brains...
...........brains.......
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*phases Peppy into ikkle globs of zombie dog*
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OH GOD!! ZOMBIES?! *whips out lightsaber*
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*does a canine zombie dance*
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You're missing the best one!

Flamethrower. Crispifies many zombies at once and makes for festive holiday lighting.
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Cajun style are the best!

*Ponders if eating zombies would violate his vegetarian lifestyle*

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Exactly, it doesn't count if you're not responsible for killing it, right? It was dead when you found it. And zombies are dumb enough to count as vegetables.
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Post by Grabmygoblin »

would biting a zombie make you a zombie? or make you the supreme zombie? or maybe a vampire...
I want to know where all these mythos about supernatural beings that bite came from. are they all just from hollywood? or are they in all cultures? and if there are stories in all cultures... is there something else to this?
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I went for the Phaser Rifle. I used to be a wicked sharpshooter. Till I stopped practicing.

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